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THANK YOU ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO READ MY STORIEZZ!! THIS WOULDN'T BE POSSIBE WITHOUT YOU! The Inuyasha cast applauds your awesome reading skillz! And we'd like to offer you…a giant donut. And Princess Jaken wants to kiss you!
Koga: back off she's mine!
Anywho… on to what you're here for :D!!! Enjoy!!
-Chapter 9- Episode V- The Sesshomaru Strangles Back
Miroku: Why did I have to get stuck with all these…huh?
Winry: EDWARD!!!
Time stopped for a moment. Miroku had just laid eyes upon Winry and he had never seen anyone so…
Winry: (SCHMACK!) How could you leave me like that! We've been friends for as long as I can remember! How could you just leave me behind! You knew I would have wanted to come with you! It's because of me that you're not in a wheelchair you know! I created! And I can just as easily uncreate you!
Miroku: Nice to meet you too. (drool)
Winry: um Ed you have a little…um you're drooling.
Al: Hi Winry!
Winry: hi ya big hunk o junk. So Ed now that I'm here isn't there something you want to say to me?
Miroku grinned.
Miroku: actually there is…something…
Winry: really?! I'm allll ears:D
Miroku: will you ba-
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU IMPORTANT INFORMATION! SESSHOMARU HAS JUST WOKEN UP FROM HIS FAINTED STATE! WE HAVE IT LIVE NOW!
Sesshomaru: all this time Jaken and you never told me. And Koga…I can't believe I let you save Rin…(sob)
Jaken: don't cry Lord Sesshomaru please. It's not what you think… come on…
Sesshomaru: (sniff) well…that dress does make you look pretty…
Star: (sweatdrop) this is ridiculous. Koga, this hurts me more than it hurts you.
I pushed him in folks…yup…and then Shippo pushed the freeze button. Koga was a frozen solid block of carbon! When he came back up, we saw that he was making a funny face. (Use your imagination) Kagome Uh'ed with anguish and Jaken fell over crying.
Inuyasha: am I late?!
Star: just a little.
Inuyasha: o.O Koga?
Star: we froze him!
Inuyasha walked up to the frozen Koga. He put his ear near his mouth.
Inuyasha: I knew it was too good to be true, he's still alive. (sulk)
Sesshomaru: perfect! Now I can use it on you!
Sesshomaru pulled out his light saber. Everybody ran out as he and Inuyasha fought. Shippo grabbed Koga and ran for it. He used his fox magic to turn into a starship then flew away. Jaken was determined to get Koga back so she or um, he, Kagura, Sango, Kagome and some other people ran to get Chris P. Bacon.
Meanwhile…
Inuyasha: why are you doing this!
Sesshomaru: (vrrzz) would you rather me strangle you instead?
Inuyasha: (vzzrr) No thanks!
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha fought all the way till they were in the basement. The basement had one ledge and the fall seemed to be bottomless. Inuyasha was careful not to fall off but he was so focused on not falling that he got his hand cut off!
Sesshomaru: ha ha!
Inuyasha: noooooo! My embroidering hand!
Sesshomaru: I am your father!
Inuyasha: that's not true! That's impossible!
Sesshomaru: search your feelings! You know it to be true!
Inuyasha thought long and hard. He then realized something.
Inuyasha: you're not my father! You're my brother!
Sesshomaru: and Princess Jaken is you're sister!
Inuyasha: yea I know…
Sesshomaru: join the Sesshomaru side Inuyasha it's better than whatever side you're on!
Inuyasha: I bet…my side has Koga on it…(looks at watch) well it's about time for me to get going so…bye.
Inuyasha let go of the ledge and fell. He screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!really loudly. Sesshomaru watched him fall until he couldn't see him anymore. Inuyasha managed to catch on to a pole before he fell to his death!! He clung on with his one hand.
Inuyasha: well this is just perfect…
Meanwhile…
Jaken: my Inuyasha-is-in-trouble senses are tingling! Lets go back and save him.
Inuyasha: hey is that a giant donut? No! It's better than a giant donut! It's Chris P. Bacon:D
Jaken: don't worry Inuyasha I'll save you!
They helped Inuyasha get in the ship. They were surprised to see that his hand was gone. Luckily Kagura was able to make a new hand for him out of wood.
Inuyasha: what's going to happen when there's a fire?
Kagura: don't worry about it! Beep.
Then they rode off to find and rescue Koga from Shippo. Inuyasha vowed to pound him into the ground for making them do all of this, and all just to rescue Koga!!
Meanwhile…
Al: CLEAR!!! (Vzzzz) We have a pulse!
Miroku: woah… where I am? What happened?
Al: Winry knocked you out. I thought by now you would know better than to mess with her like that big brother.
Roy: wow Edward, I had no idea you were so bold!
Armstrong: That was astounding! I want to try that now.
Winry: (eye twitching angrily) Go for it big guy!
Armstrong: …
Winry: I thought so. Alright Ed I don't know what's the matter with you but we need to go find that stone now.
Miroku: but it doesn't exist!
Winry: …Excuse me?
Miroku: I mean, let's go! Can't wait!
Winry grabbed Miroku by the collar and dragged him along. Miroku had a stream of tears running down his face. Al and Armstrong followed jealously. Armstrong wanted to drag Edw…I mean Miroku around and Al wanted to hug him. But instead they had to watch Winry emasculate him. Poor Miroku…
Meanwhile…
Gluttony: I'm so hungry.
Lust: I feel like corrupting people's minds…
Envy: Heh hey guys who am I? (changes form) Giddy giggdy goo!
Lust: o.O NO…IT CAN'T BE!! QUAGMIRE!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Envy: (does that head thing Quagmire does) Heh heh oh right…!
Lust passed out.
Gluttony: why don't you ever change into a giant donut?
Meanwhile…
Miroku: is it at all possible that I can walk now um please?
Winry: what?
Miroku: I can't feel my legs and my butt hurts.
Winry: you brought this on yourself Edward.
Miroku: (sob)
Al: she's so lucky! She's hugging him so much that he's becoming emotional! He never does that with me! (sulk)
Armstrong: no way! She's protecting him! I like her strategy. She's dragging him so nobody can see that he's behind her. Brilliant!
Roy: I should start a one man circus staring me and my magical fingers! (kisses his fingers)
Al and Armstrong: oh get over yourself.
Later…
Winry: well here we are. The Philosopher's Stone is rumored to be here.
Al: where did you here the rumor?
Winry: a giant donut told me.
Giant Donut: hehehe, little does she know, I'm actually Envy! Master of disguise!
Winry: oh hi giant donut!
Giant Donut: I am not a giant donut, I'm actually Envy! Master of disguise!
Winry: yep that's definitely a giant donut. Bye now! We're off to find the Philosopher's Stone!
Miroku: …(sigh)
Winry: HEY (yoink) I didn't give you permission to breathe!
Miroku: (choke) I'm-s-sorry (choke) x.X;;
Armstrong: hey has anyone seen Roy? He disappeared when that giant donut left.
Al: maybe they went to get crispy bacon.
Lust: (appears) Muahahahaha I am Lust!
Winry: (gasp) You're the evil leader of the Homunculi! What are you doing here?!
Lust: Envy led you right into my trap! Gluttony take them away even though we're clearly out numbered!
Gluttony: (yoink)
Gluttony rounded up Al, Armstrong and Winry, then he grabbed Miroku by the collar and dragged him all the way to their hideout.
Miroku: could this get any worse!?!
Gluttony: (farts) aaaa I've been holding that in all day!
Miroku: x.X
Meanwhile…
Roy: unhand me giant donut!
Giant Donut: (changes back to Envy) I am not a giant donut! I am Envy! Master of disguise!
Roy: you're definitely a giant donut… how about some coffee? I can heat it up using my awesome magic trick. (snaps fingers)
Envy: ooo two lumps please.
Meanwhile…
Armstrong: I can't believe they captured us! What are we going to do?!
Al: these bars look really easy to break. (poke) Yea I could definitely break these. Even big brother can.
Miroku: HOW CAN I? I'M CHAINED TO THE WALL!! WHY DON'T YOU DO IT YOU'RE ALL JUST STANDING AROUND!! In fact Winry could do it herself! She's stronger than all of us combined!
Winry: are you kidding? I ain't touchin that it's dirty!
Miroku: (sob)
Poor Miroku…
Lust: I know we'll find the Philosopher's Stone for I, Lust, have devised the perfect plan. We just need to wait until Envy comes back, okay Gluttony?
Gluttony: you know the more I think about the more I realize that we have really cheesy names…
Lust: I was thinking about changing mine. What do you think about…Desire?
Gluttony: (shakes head)
Lust: how about…Hunger.
Gluttony: that's what I wanted mine to be!
Lust: alright alright, how about…Itch?
Gluttony: sounds contagious…
Lust: what about…Longing!
Gluttony: PERFECT!!
Lust: We are now! Longing and Hunger!
Envy: sorry I'm late, me and Roy took a lunch break. Then he showed me something cool!
Roy: look at my magic trick! (snaps fingers)
Envy: he's so dreamy!
Longing: we changed our names Envy, we think you should do the same.
Envy: how about Spiteful?
Roy: can I change my name too?
Longing: Sure!
Roy: I've always wanted to be called Yor!
Longing: we are! Yor Spiteful Longing Hunger!
Yor: yay!
Miroku: you're all a bunch of annoying psychos. And Roy! What are you doing!?! You're supposed to be on our side!
Apparently Yor, Spiteful, Longing, and Hunger had been talking in front of Miroku and the others the entire time. Miroku was really annoyed now, but his right arm was made out of metal and he no longer had his Wind Tunnel. He had so much anger built up inside, and there was nothing he could do to stop himself! He broke the chains then ripped the door to the dungeon off. His left eye twitched uncontrollably while he drooled and laughed like a lunatic and stalked around like a monkey. Longing tried to stop him but he was too powerful. Even Armstrong tried. Miroku went outside as the sun was going down. The moon rose…he…he turned into…A giant piece of crispy bacon only with enough grease to clog a hundred people's arteries at once!
Miroku: RAWR!!! Miroku mad! Miroku very mad!
Miroku terrorized Yor, Spiteful, Longing, and Hunger's hideout.
Later…
Miroku: (yawn) that was interesting.
Winry: I'm just glad you're back to normal.
Spiteful: did you see the way he thrashed our house? He's do dreamy! Sorry Yor it's not working out.
Yor: but I love you! (rejected!)
Spiteful: anyway um Edward. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy! When skies are grey! You'll never know dear, how much I love you! Please don't take my sunshine away!!!
Miroku looked at Spiteful. She was even prettier than Winry! He never looked at her so closely because he was so angry at everyone. He began to drool.
Miroku: well, I guess this isn't all bad anymore. (grabs her hand) You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen!
Spiteful: well actually I'm a guy.
Miroku: (sob)
Spiteful: but then again I COULD be a girl…but I'm not sure.
Miroku: but you LOOK like a girl so why aren't you one!?!
Spiteful, Longing, Hunger: because we're all freaks of nature!
Miroku: (sob)
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The end! Lolz yay now I can get started with episode VI lolz hope you enjoyed this chappy!! Um and vampiritesNight your dialogue is fine lol it is kidna strange but then again so is my writing :P I'll put you in with Riku after I finish the star wars and Miroku thing :D ANYWHO!!! Bye bye everyonez more soon! Bye bye!