Lolz wee I just finished a chappy for know your stars now I'm back on this one. Hope you enjoy it!
-Chapter 10- Episode VI- Return of the Morons
Miroku: Your name is not Yor, Roy!
Yor: you took my pride, my magic trick and my new found love! Let me at least keep my name!!
Miroku shook Yor in hopes that he would snap out of it. Then something happened! A strange red rock fell out of Yor's pocket. Miroku picked it up.
Miroku: what's this?
Everyone: (Gasp!) That's the Philosopher's Stone!
Miroku: this? This stupid rock is the Philosopher's Stone?! I was hoping that it would at least be a little bigger or pretty or something! But it's so small and boring! And wait a minute… … you all dragged me around for weeks. All around to different cities and different deserts and stuff! And it was in YOUR POCKET THE ENTIRE TIME!!!!!!
Yor: hey you finally got my name right!
Miroku: I'M GUNNA MURDER YOU FOR THIS!!
Miroku ran at Yor with outstretched arms ready to strangle him but before he could get to him, he disappeared. He returned back to the feudal era!
Meanwhile…
Sesshomaru: I can't believe he fell! I almost had him.
Star: hey Ses-
Sesshomaru: you can't be a commander anymore!
Star: what?! Why not!
Sesshomaru: because I need to strangle the commanding officer and because I can't kill you…I haven't really been able to strangle lately…
Star: you disappoint me Sessh.
Sesshomaru: (sob)
Newest Commander: Um L-Lord Vader?
Sesshomaru: what.
Newest Commander: there's a call waiting on line one.
Sesshomaru picked up. It was the Emperor.
Sesshomaru: what do you want? Can't you see I'm sulking?
Naraku: Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: Naraku? YOU'RE the emperor?!
Naraku: YOU'RE my apprentice?
Sesshomaru: What do you want?
Naraku: I'm coming aboard, tell everyone! I want it to be special. And make sure there's a giant donut waiting, I skipped breakfast today.
Star: hey is that Naraku? Say hi for me!
Sesshomaru: this useless storm trooper says hi.
Star: (sulk)
Sesshomaru: Commander! Why hasn't the new Death Star been built?
Newest Commander: L-Lord Vader we've been working for months with no rest…I-I need more men!
Star: gee I wonder why…
Sesshomaru: (glare)… well, you can tell the Emperor when he gets here.
Newest Commander: H-He's coming? H-Here?
Sesshomaru: yup.
Later…
Newest Commander: Th-The Emperor has arrived…B-Bring out the giant donut! Please I don't want to be strangled! (worry, hyperventilate)
Naraku: Phear me mortals! I control lightning! (lightning bult)
Newest Commander: (barbequed)
Star: well he DID say he didn't want to be strangled. :P
Naraku: Sesshomaru, I have a plan for turning Inuyasha to the Naraku side!
Sesshomaru: It's called the Sesshomaru side!
Star: it's supposed to be the dark side but you both just killed it…
Newer Newest Commander: Y-your donut awaits Emperor.
Naraku: oooo goody!
Meanwhile…
Sango: that's it Kagura, I'm going this way! I hate your guts so much!
Kagura: Yea well nobody asked you to come along anyway you Beep!!
Sango: (growl)
Sango and Kagura went their separate ways through the desert. They were supposed to be working together to rescue Koga from Jabba the Hut and Shippo. Sango was heading the wrong way unfortunately. Then she came to her senses, maybe she should go back…
Jabba's Secretary: Yea what do you want? Hurry up already I don't got all day…
Kagura: you don't have to be such a Beep!
Jabba's Secretary: (raises eyebrow) yous wanna run that by me again.
Kagura: you don't have to be such a jerk! Can I come in?
Jabba's Secretary: sures.
Sango: uh, me too!
Kagura: what are you doing here?
Sango: I decided to come back. We might need Koga in the end… (SPOILER)
Jabba: dance ladies dance!
Kagura: hey Jabba we want Koga back.
Shippo: what are you two doing here?
Sango: Shippo? Why did you take Koga away!
Shippo: I'm still trying to figure that out…
Jabba: You are not welcome here robots!
Kagura: wait I have a message for you from Inuyasha.
Inuyasha Hologram: Give me that flea bitten wolf or I'm going to have to take you out!
Jabba: I'm not convinced…
Jaken: I have a bomb here and I'm not afraid to use it! I'm a princess in love on the edge!!! Now give me back my Koga or I'm going to blow you all to smithereens!
Jabba: I'm still not convinced…
Inuyasha: I told you to give us the wolf now are you going to or do I have to kill you?
Shippo: haha you can't kill us Inuyasha!
Inuyasha punched Shippo in the head.
Jabba: you can't hit him like that! (sends Inuyasha to the beast below)
Inuyasha: you think some silly beast can take me out? Bring it on!
Everyone watched in horror as…A GIANT DONUT APPEARED. Inuyasha underestimated this beast!
Inuyasha: I…I can't beat that! It's a giant donut! (cower)
Jaken: do it for me Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: oh alright.
The battle was heard for two days and seven nights… not really. The giant donut whacked Inuyasha's saber away, but that didn't stop him. He flung himself at the donut nearly getting thrashed by a frosted fist. He landed in the donut hole, then slashed at it with his claws. The giant donut went down for the count. Jabba couldn't believe what he was seeing. He sent his men to get Inuyasha and the gang and throw them in a giant sand hole where they would rot for all eternity. Inuyasha turned the tables. To save on writing time: He did a bunch of flips, sliced Jabba while pushing all his men into the sand hole and rescued Koga. Then he pounded Shippo for being a traitor. Sango and Kagura freed Koga by melting the ice, Jaken celebrated then they all high-tailed it outa there…with Shippo.
Koga: I hope you don't expect a thanks garbage breath.
Inuyasha I'll pretend like I didn't hear that ya flea bitten wolf.
Kagome: Uhhhhhhhh!!
Sango: she's right you two need to start working together.
Inuyasha: fine.
Koga: fine.
Meanwhile…
Sesshomaru: Where's that useless storm trooper when you need her.
Star: I'm not useless!! T.T
Naraku: you are to me.
Star: (sulk) what do you want? And if it's about a giant donut…you'll regret it…
Naraku: actually I want you to go to that planet's moon over there. We put up a shield around the new Death Star and the regenerator is on there. I need you to take a bunch of other useless storm troopers like yourself and protect it.
Star: I hate my job…
Meanwhile…
Inuyasha: the blood…is rushing…to my head. X.X
Kanna: oh quit complaining ya big baby!
Inuyasha had gone back to Degobah to complete his training. Kanna was working him twice as hard for getting his hand cut off.
Kanna: you should have listened to me when I told you not to fight Sesshomaru but NOOOOOO Kanna doesn't know anything!
Inuyasha: (passout)
Kanna: (sigh)
Later...
Kanna: Inuyasha…I'm about to die…I'm so old…(cough) must tell you something.
Inuyasha: what is it?
Kanna: You will fight Sesshomaru…
Inuyasha: will I win?
Kanna: I don't know…
Inuyasha: well that's helpful information… -.-
Kanna: the-there's one more thing…
Inuyasha: hurry up and spit it out would ya!
Kanna: Jaken is your sister…
Inuyasha: yea that's already been established…
Kanna: and…and…you smell like garbage! (disappears)
Inuyasha: grrrrr….
Later…
Jaken: Many of our own have died trying to get this information... They've built another Death Star!
Everyone: (gasp)
Jaken: Destroying it will be easy.
Everyone: (Phew)
Jaken: except that there's a shield around it.
Everyone: (gasp)
Jaken: The generator is on the moon so we'll need to get someone to shut it down so we can destroy the new Death Star.
Lando: I'll do it!
Jaken: no you won't! Me, Koga, Inuyasha, Sango and Kagura are going to go to the moon with some of our soldiers to shut it down. Lando, you'll have to take Chris P. Bacon and lead everyone to the new Death Star. We'll get the shield down and that's when you'll have to attack. Everyone ready?
Everyone: Ready!
Jaken: Move out!
Koga: I'm going to miss Chris P. Bacon…take care of her Lando.
Lando: sure thing!
Meanwhile…
Darth Vader: I CAN'T BREATHE GET HIM OFF OF ME!!
Miroku: o.O Who are all of you? And why are you dressed up like Sesshomaru?
Darth Vader: (cry) You hurt my neck!
Ghandi: violence isn't the answer.
Rhambo: it's not?
Luke: Leave my dad alone! (tackle)
Miroku: AAAAHHHh!!
Meanwhile…
Newer Newest Commander: L-Lord Vader?
Sesshomaru: what.
Newer Newest Commander: there's a ship requesting passage to the moon.
Sesshomaru: do they have the proper code?
Newer Newest Commander: yes, but it's an old code.
Sesshomaru: a code is a code, let them through.
Koga: haha they bought it!
Kagome: Uhhhhhh!!
Jaken: of course they bought, I'm a genius!
Inuyasha: Why do I feel like I've doomed you all by coming…
Koga: you probably have, garbage breath. You'll only be in the way.
Inuyasha: (grits teeth) who's the one who saved your hide when you were frozen…
Koga: my little princess here:)
Jaken: (blush)
Inuyasha: what!
Koga: you were fighting Sesshomaru while Shippo took me away. Jaken actually followed and made sure that I was safe.
Sango: shouldn't we get some credit?
Kagura: Yea, we got Jabba to open the doors…
Jaken: can we just focus on the present mission please!
Kagura: We're Beeped!
Everyone: o.O!!
Kagura: what? I said we're screwed.
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The endzzzz o.O lol hope you enjoyed this chappy. More soon o.O buh bye! And happy july 4th (pretend I said that yesterday) bye bye :D