Now time for the last Star Wars episode!! Then it's time for …whatever I write afterwards. Yayyyy…. -.-; anyways enjoy this chappy :D

-Chapter 11- Episode VI- Return of the Morons

Koga: everyone quiet! There are some storm troopers over there. Kagome and I will sneak over and get rid of them so we can get to the generator.

Jaken: be careful Koga.

Koga: don't worry about me sugar dumpling :)

Sango and Kagura: (gag)

Inuyasha: (grumble mumble)

Koga: come on Kagome. Now if we can just be really…really…quiet… (SNAP!!) ahh crap!!

Kagome: Uhhhhh!!!!

Storm Trooper 1: Oh no! We have to contact Lord Vader!

Storm Trooper 2: What are you trying to get us strangled?! Let's get on these speeders, make like hockey sticks, get the puck outa here and tell Star instead!

Koga: hey get back here!

Kagome: Uhhhh!!!

Koga was going to run after them, but Jaken told him to get to the generator while he and Inuyasha took care of the storm troopers. Jaken and Inuyasha got on the extra speeder. They had to share since there was only one.

Inuyasha: Could you give me some space please!

Jaken: What are you talking about? You're taking up most of it!

Inuyasha: Me? Have you looked in a mirror lately you're huge!

Jaken: (sob) you're just jealous!

Storm Trooper 1: would you two stop fighting!

Jaken: he started it!

Inuyasha: no I didn't you started it by being fat!

Jaken: I'm not fat! You look and smell like GARBAGE!! BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU ARE! GARBAGE!!

Inuyasha: I'M SICK OF HEARING THAT! I'M NOT GARBAGE!!!

Jaken: Then why were you in a garbage chute!

Inuyasha: YOU WERE THERE TOO!

Jaken: YEA BUT I WASN'T DRAGGED DOWN UNDER THE ICKY WATER!!

Storm Trooper 1: AAAAHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT!! (purposely crashes into a tree stump)

Inuyasha and Jaken traded glances.

Inuyasha: one down.

Jaken: one to go!

Inuyasha: you're lucky that dress makes you look pretty, or I'd push you off this thing in an instant.

Jaken: what like this? (doink!)

Inuyasha: uh oh…AAAAAA!!!

Jaken kept going. Storm Trooper 2 had notified one other storm trooper then turned around. He went after Inuyasha while Jaken went after the third storm trooper.

Inuyasha: BRING IT ON!!

Storm Trooper 2: I have the upper hand! I'm on a speeder!

Inuyasha: I've already sliced through it and sent you flying.

Storm Trooper 2: Oh...

Storm Trooper 2 crashed into a tree and got tangled in a bunch of vines. He began sobbing.

Storm Trooper 2: I knew I should have been a fisherman.

Jaken: You won't get away from me! I'm wearing a dress! (shoots ray gun at Storm Trooper 3)

Storm Trooper 3: HAH YOU MISSED!! HAHA I'M STILL ALIVE AND STILL RIDING THE SPEEDER HA HA I WIN YOU LOSE! YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THA-

He was cut short. He was so busy yelling and bragging at Jaken that he didn't see the giant log in front of him. He crashed. Then Jaken celebrated and crashed too.

Jaken: aww man…

Meanwhile…

Naraku: patience Sesshoomaru, he will come to you.

Sesshomaru: how do you know he won't?

Naraku: …well, he wants to fight you…so you know I sorta assumed he'd come here. Besides… my soap is on and I want you to watch it with me.

"Oh Johnny! I know our love will last forever!"

"Oh Sally! Nothing will ever change how I feel about you!"

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Sesshomaru: (groan) -.-

Meanwhile…

Koga: garbage breath!?! Where's Jaken?! You just left her out there didn't you!!

Inuyasha: NO!!! SHE PUSHED ME OFF THE BIKE!!!

Koga: (grin) that's my gal!

Kagome: Uhhhhhh!!!

Koga: I know we need to get to the generator. But first we need to find Jaken!

Kagome: Uhhhhhhh!! Uhhhh!!!

Koga: I know they're about to close around the Death Star, the shield will be down before they get there.

Kagome: Uhhhh!

Koga: don't you use that tone of Uh with me!

Sango: this is ridiculous…

Kagura: this is so Beeping annoying.

Sango: o.O;

Kagura: I said this is so increasingly annoying!!

Sango: right…

Suddenly!

Ewok 1: RAWR!!

Ewok 2: Raa!!!

Sango: wait I understand what he's saying…

Inuyasha: what is he saying?

Sango: we're taking you hostage…hmm what does that me- …ah crap…

A pack of ewoks came and took the gang away to their village in the trees.

Meanwhile…

Jaken: what am I to do? I'm a princess in a pretty dress! I can't take care of myself! Somebody help me!

Random Storm Trooper: muhaha Now I have you!

Jaken: aahhhh!

SUDDENLY!!!

Rin: I'll save you master Jaken!

Rin came running out of a bush with a cute little ewok costume on. Aww she had cute little teddy bear ears and was all fuzzy wuzzy and stuff...awwwww :D...sorry. She jumped on the storm troopers head and starting hitting him. He went down for the count.

Jaken: oh Rin! I've never been so happy to see you!

Rin: hello master Jaken.

Jaken: I'm sorry Rin, I can't help you. I'm lost too.

Rin: don't worry, I'm the leader of the ewoks! I know my way around. Follow me.

And they were off.

Rin: that dress makes you look pretty.

Meanwhile…

Sango: I've never felt so important :)

Sango was being worshiped by the ewoks. Inuyasha, Koga, Kagura and Kagome however were about to be cooked to honor Sango.

Inuyasha: I know you're enjoying all this right now Sango but…DO SOMETHING!

Koga: Yea! I don't want to be ewok chow!

Kagome: Uhhhhhhh!!

Kagura: Beep!

Sango: oh alright, I'll tell them to them to release us. Raaa Raaa.

Ewok: Raaa!

Sango: leader?

Rin: o.o Hi guys. Look who I found!

Jaken: Koga! You're all tied up!

Koga: Jaken:D

Jaken: Rin you must release them immediately!

Rin: Raaa! Ra!!

Ewok 6: Raaaa!!

Rin: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ewok 3: Ra…

Ewok 4: Ra!

After all this Ra-ing, the ewoks set them free then agreed to help them destroy the generators.

Koga: we probably should stay here before continuing our mission.

Kagome: Uhhhhhhh!!!

Koga: well I'm tired! And I say we should rest!!

Kagome: Uhhh…

Koga: good.

Later outside…

Inuyasha: (sigh)

Jaken: what's the matter Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: I have to go…

Jaken: where?

Inuyasha: to find Sesshomaru… (leaves)

Jaken: (sigh)

Koga: you like him don't you? More than me right?

Jaken: he's m-

Koga: it's alright if you do…I mean I understand…

Jaken: Koga he's my brother remember?

Koga: …oh yea… (grin) I knew that.

Jaken: aww your cute when you're jealous.

(Hug!)

Kagura: that dress does make him look pretty.

Sango: (gag)

Meanwhile…

Sesshomaru: if I have to listen to anymore of this…I'm going to strangle everyone on this space station…

"Oh Johnny!"

"Oh Sally!"

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Naraku: (sniff!) They belong together!!

"Sally…I have something to tell you…"

Naraku: o.o what is it Johnny?!

"What is it Johnny?"

"I…I'm in love with someone else!"

Naraku: NO!!! O.O

"Oh Johnny…how could you!!"

Naraku: (burst into tears)

Sesshomaru: (groan) -.-

Inuyasha: Sesshomaru!

Sesshomaru: Inuyasha?

Naraku: o.O see I told you he'd come! Welcome Inuyasha. You're just in time to see your friends get crushed by our Death Star!

Inuyasha: uh oh

Lando: HAHA! WE ARE SO GOING TO CRUSH THE DEATH STAR!! (shoots laser beam and watches it ricochet off) Um… Houston we have a problem…

Naraku: Join the Naraku side Inuyasha.

Sesshomaru: it's really called the Sesshomaru side Inuyasha. Join my side!

Naraku: he's my apprentice!

Sesshomaru: he's my brother!

While Naraku and Sesshomaru had a cat fight over who was going to corrupt Inuyasha, Inuyasha watched the soap.

Inuyasha: Johnny nooooo!!!

Meanwhile…

Rin: Raaaaaaa!!!!

Koga: quick Kagome break down the door!

Kagome: Uhhhhh!!

Koga: I don't care if it's made out of steel break it down!

Kagura: why don't I just use my awesome Haxx0r skills to open it?

Koga: that'll work.

Jaken: hey look, there's a really useless looking storm trooper wandering around.

Star: I'M NOT USELESS! (throws helmet at Jaken)

Jaken: help! I'm under attack!

Koga: no one hits my Jaken and gets away with it!

Star: no wait! It's me!

Koga: o.O; YOU'RE a storm trooper.

Star: you don't have to be so mean about it...

Kagura: it's open quick throw a bomb in so we can get rid of the shield already. We were supposed to exactly…12 hours ago.

I did the honor of throwing the bomb in. See! I'm not useless! Anyway everyone ran as far away from it as they could.

Meanwhile…

Inuyasha: ;.; !! Sally! Nooo! Put the knife down! It's not worth it! (screams)

Sesshomaru: I told you it's the Sesshomaru side!

Naraku: it's the Naraku side!!! (lightning bolt)

Sesshomaru dodged Naraku's attack and it went to Inuyasha. Inuyasha was fried and twitching on the ground.

Sesshomaru: how about we call it the Sessharku side?

Naraku: how about the Naromaru side?

Sesshomaru: …fine…Inuyasha join the Naromaru side!

Inuyasha: I can't feel my body…(twitch)

Naraku: wuss…

Meanwhile…

Lando: look the shield is down. I'm going in!

FishHead: Be careful Lando, you're Chris P. Bacon can't repel laser beams of that magnitude!

Sesshomaru: hey look they're trying to destroy the Death Star…uh oh.

Naraku: err…this is all your fault Sesshomaru!

Sesshomaru: my fault? You wasted all the time making me wait when I could have gotten him myself!

Naraku: you were calling it the wrong name the entire time when you should have excepted that the Naraku side sounded better!

Sesshomaru: you wanted to watch that stupid annoying soap opera!

Naraku: (gasp) nobody calls Johnny and Sally stupid! (lightning bult!)

Naraku managed to hit Sesshomaru's hand. It came off! He fell to the ground. When Inuyasha saw this, he got up and tried to slice Naraku, but he fell and Naraku didn't let up with the lightning! Sesshomaru couldn't bear to watch his only brother get owned like this. He limped over to Naraku, grabbed him, then threw him off a steep ledge then fell in agony. He was dying. He could barely move and Lando had just blew up the Death Star. They only had a few minutes to get out of there. Inuyasha knew he couldn't leave Sesshomaru behind so he grabbed him, a pod, and left ASAP!

Later…

Star: yay I did something! I'm not useless!

Koga: hey look its garbage breath.

Sango: is that Sesshomaru he's holding?

Kagura: this just keeps getting weirder all the time.

Sango: yea I hear ya…

Rin: Lord Sesshomaru!

Rin ran over to see Sesshomaru. She didn't like what she was seeing, his hand was missing and he was unconscious!

Inuyasha: all from getting his hand cut off.

Later when Sesshomaru regained consciousness, he returned to normal. Seeing Rin in that cute Ewok suit brought him back to life. That night they all celebrated. Inuyasha saw the ghost of Kanna and Kaede.

Kaede's Ghost: is that food I smell?

Everyone: Oh No!!!

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The end WOW o.O this one was the longest lolz on micrsoft word it's 11 pages almost twelve o.O;;; anyways hope you enjoyed it cuz it took me a few hours to write lol. And so ends the star warsness! Wellz more chappies soon buh byez:D