Here's the next chappy hope you enjoyed the star wars saga lol I knew it would be too much to do all six so that's why I did the last three…I mean they were the best …the first three sucked lol anyways enjoy!
-Chapter 12- Warning This Chapter Contains Random Events…Believe It!!
Star: Phew it's good to be ho- o.O;; Miroku!?
Sango: MIROKU!! (bear hug)
Ghandi: love is in the air!
Rhambo: AADDRRIIIIAANNN!!!!
Sesshomaru: I'm going to miss strangling people with my mind…
Kagome: I can speak normally again!
Kagura: And I'm regular size and I'm not beeping anymore!
Meanwhile…
R2D2: (sob) Beep Boop Beeoopp… (Translation: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I need vocal cords!!!)
Star: o.O;; well… let the random events begin!
Koga: random events? Like what?
Kagome: LIKE THIS!! Koga you're supposed to be drooling over ME! Not Jaken or Ayame or vampiritesNight!
Inuyasha: (jealous) Kagome! Why do you even care if Koga's drooling over some stupid girl!
vampiritesNight: don't call me stupid!
Koga: Don't insult my women like that!
vampiritesNight: (whispers) when did I become his women?
Star: RoSeS aRe ReD aNd ViOlEtS aRe BlUe! HoNeY iS sWeEt BuT nOt As SwEeT aS yOu! (dances around like shinchan)
Inuyasha: Who said she was your women?! Who would ever want to be YOUR women?
Jaken: I guess I would…but only if I could wear that pretty dress…
Everyone: eee…
Jaken: what? Wouldn't any of you?
Koga: Take that back mut!
Inuyasha and Koga started fighting. vampiritesNight made some popcorn and stood next to Kagome.
vampiritesNight: hey you want some popcorn?
Kagome: sure... I wonder when they'll stop fighting.
Inuyasha and Koga were slapping at each other now. I think Koga's winning:D
Star: oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo ( still shinchan-ing around)
vampiritesNight: from what I see they're going to keep at it for a while... (eats a handful of popcorn)
Kagome: so...wanna go do somethin?
vampiritesNight: (shrug) sure...
Star: I kNoW wHaT tO dO!1!1!1! (brings Kiari back to life from chapter 3)
Kiari: I have come to bring joy and happiness.
RikusAngel: die! (takes out a naruto dagger and stabs repeatedly)
Kiari rises again.
Kiari: lets all be friends.
Star: WhY cAn'T wE bE fRiEnDs? (still shinchan-ing around)
Naraku: you're a psycho…
Star: Do I sTrEsS yOu OuT? mY sWeAtEr'S oN bAcKwArDs AnD iNsIdE oUt! AnD yOu SaY hOoOoOoOoOoWwW aPpRoPrIaTe!!! (still shinchan-ing around)
Naraku: (sigh)
RikusAngel: can we get Sesshy in here!?
Sesshomaru: yes my love?
RikusAngel: can you kill her and make sure she doesn't come back?
Sesshomaru: of course (uses that whip thing and cuts kiari into a bunch of pieces). Jaken.
Jaken: yes milord?
Sesshomaru points to the body parts. Jaken nodded and used his staff to burn the remains.
RikusAngel: thanks Sesshy I'll see you tonight.
Meanwhile…
Scientist: just one more day until this is fixed!
Guard 2: So I said, No but that's a really nice roller coaster!
Guard 1: (laughs his head off) Oh my god that's so funny!
Guard 2: heh yea true story.
Scientist: are you listening to me?
Guard 2: what?
Scientist: I said there's just one more day until this is fixed. Then I'll need you both to protect me when the anime guys come to get me.
Guard 1: There's nothing we can do to protect you. The anime guys are five million times stronger than us.
Scientist: well if you want to live you'd better think of something cuz you can't leave!
Guard 2: why not!
Scientist: you both signed these contracts!
Guard 1 and 2: awww maaaannn…
Meanwhile…
Tree: SO THEN HE SAID, NO BUT THAT'S A REALLY NICE ROLLER COASTER!!
Kikyo: AHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! Oh my god that's so funny!
Tree: TRUE STORY.
Uncle Grandfather: mmm bananananananana…
Kikyo: where are we?
Tree: HI UNCLE GRANFATHER!!!
Uncle Grandfather: what are you doing here?
Tree: WE NEED AN ESCORT TO TUNAFISH PLAYING A PIANO MOUNTAIN.
Uncle Grandfather: ask Brenda. MMMMMM bananananananana.
Brenda: (smile)
Kikyo: (raises eyebrow) You've brought me to a bunch of freaks haven't you Tree?
Tree: JUST WAIT AND SEE!!
Brenda lead the way to TunaFish Playing a Piano Mountain. On the way they ran into Yound Man.
Yound Man: DON'T WORRY!!1 I'LL HELP YOU GET TO TUNAFISH PLAYING A PIANO MOUNTAIN! Don't worry!
Kikyo: o.O;;; Tree…
Tree: DON'T WORRY I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!
Kikyo: I hope so…
Later…
Coiffio: halt! I demand that you race me! How do you like my motorcycle!
Kikyo: who are you? Um and nice hairdo…
Coiffio: I…am Coiffio!
Kikyo: …I'm Kikyo…
Coiffio: We will race! And if I win then you have to work for me! If you win you have to work for me!
Kikyo: either way I have to work for you…
Coiffio: alright since you just HAVE to have it fair…THINK FAST!! (throws a motorcycle at Kikyo)
Kikyo managed to duck just in time. The motorcycle flew into Yound Man and sent him flying to Africa. Tree got frightened and ran away, and Brenda decided to walk back to Uncle Grandfather's house.
Kikyo: hmm…oh well at least these people are slightly less psychotic than those kids at Barney's place.
Later…
Kikyo and Coiffio were at the starting line. There were hotdogs and cats cheering in the stands. The cats cheered for Coiffio and the hotdogs cheered for Kikyo. She was only freaked out a little but she knew that she would have to win the race, then steal Coiffio's motorcycle and ride to TunaFish Pla…yea that mountain.
Meanwhile…
Naruto: I'M NARUTO BELIEVE IT! I'M A NINJA BELIEVE IT! I'M SECRETLY A POKEMON CALLED NINE TAILS BELIEVE IT! I HAVE ADD BELIEVE IT!!
Star: OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!! (still shinchan-ing around)
Inuyasha: this chapter is just annoying…
Kagome: you got that right…
Star: YoUr JuSt JeAlOuS tHaT i'M hAvInG fUn AnD yOu'Re NoT!
Inuyasha: no you're just mad that you're still pretty much a useless storm trooper.
Star: (sulk)
Naruto: I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU INSULTING MY FRIENDS BELIEVE IT! SO I'M GOING TO FIGHT YOU! AND WIN BELIEVE IT!!
Star: I'm not your friend…believe it :P
Naruto: YOU CAN'T STEAL MY CATCH PHRASE! BELIEVE IT!
Star: I just did BELIEVE IT! NOW I'M GOING TO TALK IN CAPS AND SAY BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT! LOOK AT ME I'M NARUTO! I'M WEARING AN UGLY ORANGE JUMPSUIT BECAUSE I'M A PATHETIC NINJA BELIEVE IT! I HAVE ADD BELIEVE IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Naruto: I'm going to go be like Sasuke now… (walks away)
Star: I hate that kid…
Everyone: o.O;;;
Star: what?
Meanwhile…
Coiffio: READY SET GOOOO!!!
Kikyo was startled a little. He was cheating he started early! She took off at full speed and managed to catch up to him. But suddenly she started skidding out of control! Her motorcycle wheel was stuck on a banana peel. Kikyo spun out of control but recovered. She grabbed a blue shell and tossed it at Coiffio. His motorcycle exploded but that didn't stop him. Somehow he was still going and he was in first! He used three boosts to get an even bigger lead. Kikyo growled…nobody beats her at anything! She grabbed three green shells and three red shells. She shot them at Coiffio and hit him on the mark each time. She took out the red shells and waited for the opportune moment. The finish line was coming up ahead! But before Coiffio could cross over it, she tossed a red shell to stop him. When he recovered again she tossed another. She was getting close! He recovered one last time…somehow because his motorcycle had completely been blown to pieces and that doesn't really make since to me... He wasn't even riding anything anymore he was just floating on air. Kikyo threw her final shell just in time and managed to pass the finish line first. The hotdogs cheered even louder. The cats booed. Coiffio floated around in circles crying. He did this long enough for Kikyo to put his motorcycle back together, take it and start riding to Tunafish Playing a Piano Mountain. Kikyo laughed evilly as she neared her destination. She suddenly disappeared. She was finally back in the feudal era.
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It's the end of the chapter! Believe it!...sorry anyways o.O; the next chappy will be the last for this story lol then I'm going to make another story…I'm going to finish art contest first…then I'll be working on my first new story in a few years while keeping up with know your stars. Bye bye now more soon:D oh and most of this except for the Kikyo and naruto part was from RikusAngel and vampiritesNight. So hope you enjoyed their stories and um sorry RikusAngel I sorta didn't want to put in the sango and miroku thingy… um o.O; yea bye now :D