They finished My band as the radio went to comicericals. The Door opened and Ed, Al, and Winry walked in.
"Ummm What are they doing Miss Hawkeye?" Al asked. "oh they just drunk and trying to rap." The radio went to a new song, shake your tail feathers, and they started up again. "oh no" Riza said.
(Roy And Maes)
We do it for fun
We just do it for fun
Dirty E.N.T
We do it for fun Bad Boy (Maes: Roy, Maes, Jean Havoc)
We do it for fun (Maes: This is history baby)
Bend them trucks We do it for fun (Maes: haha)
Stack them bucks We do it for fun (Maes: Come on now)
And the band played on (Maes: yea)
Just like (Maes: I believe you cool to this)
We do it for fun If you see me ma
We do it for fun
Riza and Winry look on at this horrible excuse for a rap. Winry turns to Riza "Does Mr. Hughes Have a wife"
Riza just nodded and pulled a video camera out of her desk. They smirked.
(Maes)
Bad Boys 2, the soundtrack Let's Go
(Roy And Maes)
Come here girl
What your name is?
Where you from?
Turn around who you came with?
Is that your ass or your momma have reindeer?
I can't explain it but damn sure glad you came here
I'm still a sucker for cornrows, you know I never changed that (Maes: nah uh)
Your body is banging mamma, but where your brains at? (Maes: Come on)
I'm still the same cat when I was young I was running with bad boys
But now I'm older hope they saw I'm running with bad boys (Maes: that's right)
Here come another man
Unlike no other man
Candy coated whoa!
Switching every other lane
Ya'll help me Why don't cha
Please help me 8th girl this week and its only Tuesday (Riza Rolled her eyes at this)
I like the cocky bow legged ones
Like white and Dominicans
Hispanics and Asians
Shake it for Roy son Manolos Ma-no-no's
I can't tell Everybody and their hootchies
When you do it do it well
(Braves tomahawk chop done in background of Chorus with Fury, Falman, and Benda) Rizas head smacked her desk.
Roy: Let me see you take it
Maes: Girl go and take it off
Roy: We can even do it slow
Maes: We can even do it slow
Roy: Take it where you want to go
Maes: Take it where you want to go
Roy: Just take that ass to the floor
Maes: Pop something move something Shake ya tail feather, girl go and take it low
Roy: We can even do it slow
Maes: We can even do it slow
Roy: Take it where you want to go
Maes: Take it where you want to go
Roy: Just take that ass to the floor
Maes: Pop something move something Shake ya tail feather
(Maes and Roy)
Now real girls get down on the floor (Roy: on the floor)
Get that money honey act like you know (Roy: like you know)
Mama I like how you dance The way you fit in them pants (Roy: Uh)
Enter the floor (Roy: Uh) take it low (Roy: Uh) girl do it again (Roy: Uh)
You know I love that (Roy: I love that)
Now where them girls at? (Roy: Where the girls at)
It's Maes, Jean Havoc, and Roy how you love that? (Roy: Shit uh ohhhhhh)
Come on, we got another one player
From New York to the Dirty how they loving it player?
Baby you impressive let's get
To know each other
You the best of the best and You got to love it in the dresses, the sexiest
I had to tell her she's a young Riza Hawkeye live in living color
Look here momma you're dead wrong for having them pants on Miniskirt's cut low so when you shake it I see your thong
My pocket's full of dough shake your feathers till the morning It's Maes and Roy man somebody better warn them
"Why do they keep using my name?" asked Riza. "I dont know Hawkeye but this is funny" Ed said.
Roy: Let me see you take it
Maes: Girl go and take it off
Roy: We can even do it slow
Maes: We can even do it slow
Roy: Take it where you want to go
Maes: Take it where you want to go
Roy: Just take that ass to the floor
Maes: Pop something move something Shake ya tail feather, girl go and take it low
Roy: We can even do it slow
Maes: We can even do it slow
Roy: Take it where you want to go
Maes: Take it where you want to go
Roy: Just take that ass to the floor
Maes: Pop something move something Shake ya tail feather
(Roy)
Oh no I heard them bad boys coming
Can't stop now Got to continue my running (Fury: yea)
Because we go party till them lights come on
And then my song stop, fuck it, because my mic still on
(Jean Havoc and Roy)
Yo, I'm the big booty type I like them thick with their mind right (Roy: Awe)
Banging personality conversate when the time right (Roy: Naw)
I'm not hard I've got women to handle that
They be like he the man when I'm really a Thundercat
Come on you know the tics connect like Voltron
Collect so much grass popo thinking we mow lawns
My gohans don't match that
But it matches her head wrap and the seats that I got in the lac
I'm just a juvenile (Roy: Wha)
Because I be about G's
Keep your women wizzy man they say they have my babies
I'm young like Turk, like the cash and the money (Roy: I'm going to eat my money)
Man, I'm that damn hungry
See I'm starving like Elirc girl
I've got sixteen bars of fire is what I'm starting
Plus my rats come in packs like Scar and Al Elirc
And I got so many keys you'd think I was valet parking
Roy: Let me see you take it
Maes: Girl go and take it off
Roy: We can even do it slow
Maes: We can even do it slow
Roy: Take it where you want to go
Maes: Take it where you want to go
Roy: Just take that ass to the floor
Maes: Pop something move something Shake ya tail feather, girl go and take it low
Roy: We can even do it slow
Maes: We can even do it slow
Roy: Take it where you want to go
Maes: Take it where you want to go
Roy: Just take that ass to the floor
Maes: Pop something move something Shake ya tail feather
(Roy)
Oh no I heard them bad boys coming
Can't stop now Got to continue my running (Havoc: yea)
Because we go party till them lights come on
And then my song stop, fuck it, because my mic still on (Maes: man)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Ed and Al were rolling on the ground laughing their heads off at Havoc's 'rapper' pose. (He had his pants down low and was grabbing his umm yea part.) The Girls just smirked.
Well there you go. RxR