Riza had, at this point, about 5 glasses of wiskey and 2 bottles of wine so she was throughly drunk at this point. (she had to listen to the boys rap.) Winry was just as drunk, infact Ed was the only one who wasnt he just keept taping laughing to himself.
(Riza making sounds)
Ok.
Guess who's back?
Back again Riza's back
Tell a friend Whaaaaaaaa
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!...Pajama time
Come here little kiddies,
On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation
(Winry: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No worries, Mama's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor,
I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! (Breda farts (everyone holds there breath))
...Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
(Riza untucks her shirt)
Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance
Yeah Girl shake that ass
Oops I mean boy boy boy boy
Boy you know you're my world
Alright now lose it (Winry: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it (Winry: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy (Winry: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby (Winry: HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby (Winry: HA-HA)
(Riza Pulls pants down to look like a rapper)
It's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there Someone's gonna "touch my body" (Roy starts drooling)
Excuse me Sir (Riza points to Roy),
I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Winry: Yeah)
Now, what's your name Boy?
What's your sign?
(Ed "Geez, you must be out of your mind")
ED! (Winry: HA-HA)
Beer Goggles! blind!
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm
(Riza Starts to dance in a sexual way with Winry)
Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance
Yeah Girl shake that ass
Oops I mean boy boy boy boy
Boy you know you're my world
Alright now lose it (Winry: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it (Winry: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy (Winry: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby (Winry: HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby (Winry: HA-HA)
(Lets just say now the strip tease started. ("God they are drunk," Ed thought))
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming (Winry: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, Girl we gotcha you on tape yellin' at an old lady 'touch my body!'" (Roy looks like something died)
(Riza Turns off lights)
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
(Riza Then turns it back on)
Snap back to reality
Look it's R.Mustang!
Yo you signed me up to battle?
I'm a grown chick!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
lady's (Winry: WHAT?!) lady's (Winry: WHAT)
Grab you left ovary, make right one jealous (Roy: what? (looks confused))
Black boys
White boys
Skinny boys
Fat boys
Tall boys
Small boys
I'm callin' all boys
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance whore (Riza grinns)
Butt squeezin' it's the season
Just go (Winry: HA-HA-HA-HA)
It's so appeasin'
(Riza walked over to Roy and started to dance with him)
Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance
Yeah Girl shake that ass
Oops I mean boy boy boy boy
Boy you know you're my world
Alright now lose it (Winry: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it (Winry: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy (Winry: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby (Winry: HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby (Winry: HA-HA))
(Winry)
UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh girl just touch my body
I mean boy just touch my body
Ed stared at them. " You all are just plain crazy." "AMEN!!" Riza and Winry yelled.
RxR please