Riza:... WHY IN THE HELL AM I DRUNK IN THIS FAN FIC.
Sarah: Cause i said so.
Roy: (snikers)
Riza: (cocks gun)
Roy: OH!! SHIT!!!!!! (runs)
Sarah: dont own anything but my stupidy

"Roy, I wanna sing with yoooouuu..." Riza said very drunk like. "YEYEYEYEY!!!!!" Roy said as another song came on.

(Riza)
Mustang
Convict
Up front
(Roy: Riza)
Roy Mustang
I see the one
cuz he be that baby

(Roy)
I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Scar yo.
And possibly bend you over.
Look back and watch me
smack that, all on the floor, (Riza looks sick)
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore
smack that, oooh.
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore,
smack that, oooh.

Up front style.
Ready to attack now.
Pull in the parking lot slow with the lack down.
Havoc's got the whole thing packed down.
Step in the club. The wardrobe intact now. (Roy grinns)

"Roy Mustang you pervert!!" Riza yells

I feel it.
Go on and crack now.
Ooh, I see it.
Don't let back now.
Im'a call her.
Then I put the mack down.
Money? No problem.
Pocket full of that now.

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Scar yo.
And possibly bend you over.
Look back and watch me
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore
smack that, oooh.
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore,
smack that, oooh. (Riza: "you wish mustang")

(Riza)
Ooh! Looks like another club banger.
They better hang on.
When I throw this thang on.
Get a little drink on.
They goin' flip.
For this Roy shit.
You can bank on it.
Pedicure, manicure, kitty cat claws.
The way he climbs up and down them poles
Lookin' like one of them Pretty Cat Dolls.
Tryna hold my back through my drawers.
Steps off stage, didn't think I saw him.
Creeps up behind me and he's like, you're -
I'm like, yeah I know, let's cut to the chase.
No time to waste.
Back to my place.
Plus from the club to the crib's like a mile away.
Or more like a palace, shall I say.
And plus I got a pal.
Every guy is game.
In fact he's the one singing the song that's playing!
(MUSTANG!)

(Roy)
I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Scar yo.
And possibly bend you over.
Look back and watch me
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore
smack that, oooh.
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore,
smack that, oooh

Hawkeye's rollin',
D an' them rollin'.
Boo an'
Oh Marvelous an' them rollin'.
Women just hoin'.
Big booty rollin'.
Soon I be all in them an' throwin D.
Hittin' no less than 3.
Block will style like wee, wee.
Girl, I can tell you want me, 'cause lately.

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Scar yo.
And possibly bend you over.
Look back and watch me
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore
smack that, oooh.
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore,
smack that, oooh.

Roy starts to kiss all up on Riza. (Dear lord there drunk and im stupid.) Riza Pulls him in to his office.
"Ya know 'hic' im thinkin 'Belch' when they get back 'cough' we should play truth or dare?" Fury Said "Good idea, in the mean time well keep singing." Winry said happily. Lt. Ross, Ed and Al just tried to keep a straight face.

I Might up the rating if i put and cothing type thing on here, but that will take a bit if i do that. i might not let me know if you do.

Sarah

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