Roy: what is she doing?
Riza: do you not hear the backstreet boys playing
Roy: yeah so...
Riza: Well for some reason she listens to them to relax.
Roy: (as cd ended) Thank God its over...
Riza: um...sir
Roy: (stops dancing) yes?
Riza: The cd's on repeat.
Roy: SHIT!!! NOOOOO!!!!!
Riza: (sighs) Sarah doesnt own this if she did she would need to find a job no would she?
"I have a new idea for a game." said Maes. (Roy and Riza still werent back from their "Singing") "cool what is it Hughes?" asked Havoc.
"Well, We pick two of us and we say a topic, like stupidity, and they both have to say the stupidist (Note to self: This is not a word.) thing they have ever done." Maes stated. "Cool" everyone minus Al, who left, and Lt. Ross who looked like a drunk deer. "All Right whose first?"
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(Inside the office)
"Oh Riza" Roy moaned
"I told you i was gonna kick your ass at this game" (No evil perv's they are actually playing a game.)
"I would hope so considering it has nice BIG guns in it. are you sure you know how to use it?" Roy said smirking
"OF COURSE, this is not my first time ya know." She said smacking him with her PS2 controller. (Note: hehehe serves the perv's right...)
"Ouch, that hurt Riza." He faked hurt
They kept playing their 007 game. (insert smile face here)
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Havoc and Lt. Ross were up first. "okay um... first topic, most Embarrassing moments. GO!" Maes shouted.
"Telling mom she should go bald." Havoc said
"Kissing a frog" Ross said
"falling down a step."
"triping on air."
"breaking a toliet."
"Kissing a Gay guy." When Ross said this eveyone looked at her.
"New one" Maes said
"I got it" Fury said, "stupidist dare ever."
"to hump a cat."
"To eat dirt."
"to turn gay for a day"
"to kiss my best friends chest."
"To make out with my sis."
"To hump a wall"
"to sing"
"To dance and sing to a stupid song"
"My turn" Breda said, "stupid things you have said."
"you look like a guy."
"If you are hitting on me ill hit you in your head and maybe your manhood will come out?" Ross said while smirking
"girls cant do anything."
"Cheaver,...oh you mean cleaver"
"Hey babe i like you boobs."
"maybe if you stick that cancer stick you know where there might actually be some thing there."
"Oh shit" ed said, laughing
"well,... there might be some air left in my head to inflate your chest?"
"I wonder if the armory is closed...they have some balls im sure you can borrow?"
"I...Damn im out of things to say cause your stupidity is rubbing off."
"Well, wait...whats that sound?...Sounds like a village is missing their idot."
"Ok Ross Wins." Maes said "Damn im glad i didnt get her." Ed said as they waited to hear the nex pair. and a loud thump was herd in the colonel's office.
"Hey keep it down Riza" they hear Roy say sounding breathless.
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Lets just say Roy and Riza finished the game and went to a new one. Finding one of his pant buttons as she tore it off she smirked as she said, "i won that game Mustang, now your mine." As her lips claimed his.
Riza: Ya know you are a weird person sarah
Sarah Yep i know
Roy: any way thank you reviewers...i spelt that wrong...whatever
Sarah: Special thanks to colonelphantom for being the first to read and review my story thank you
RxR