So, as you all know, Hannah Montana apparently likes... Ronald Weasley. Well, no offence to Miley, or anything, but this is one mixed up pop star.
At her Malibu home, Hannah Montana had told her best friend, Lilly, that she was going out with Ron. Here's how the whole thing worked out.
"Lilly! OMG, I am going out with Ron Weasley!"
"But your going out with Jake."
"Yeah... Well, It's just like, dating or something, nothing serious."
"Yeah, sure."
"No, no, no. nothing like that!"
Hannah twisted the phone cord around her finger,
"but, be honest, he is cute! And these crazy dudes think that he and What's-his-face-Potter are leading it... so unFabulous."
"Miles!' Hannah's dad interrupted, "there's some Fritz guy who says he knows you out side!"
"K pop! Lilly, I call you back in a seck."
"Whatever."
Hannah then hung up, and as she walked out her front door, she saw the most handsome human boy to walk the earth. And his name was Fritz Zander. But, what was even weirder, is that, well, he didn't even know her.
"Hi!" said Hannah, clearly having know intention to tell him she had 2 boyfriends already.
"'Ello, 'Annah 'Ontana!"
Hannah, to her unfortunate feeling, felt her heart melt. Those clear blue eyes, jet black hair! (Who wouldn't like the guy?)
"So, why are you here in Malibu, Fritz?"
"Um, yer conssert?"
"Oh, Oh, yeah." Hannah clearly has problems. "Want to go for coffee after words?"
"Ure! (sure)"
"Great! See you then!"
The Fritz went to... where ever gorgeous guys like that stay when they're on vacation.
Hannah redialed Lilly's number. And Lilly freaked out.
No offence to Miley, she's awesome, but, your just so much fun to make fun of.
Stay tuned for the next chapter to see if The Hero of the Bathroom gets caught!!!!!!!!