When Hannah, Harry, Hermione, and Ron stepped into Oprah's office, they felt... a little uncomfortable. There were Hannah posters everywhere, Hannah music blasting from the suround sound, Harry books laying everywhere, not to mention the calenders. And, the big 'This is the Life' beanie bag chair. Apparently, Oprah was a very, very big fan.
They each sat down on a bean bag chair, as Oprah stepped in.
"I hope you don't mind all the mess, my grandchildren just raided the place." said Oprah,
as she rolled her eyes.
"No, no, not at all." Said Hermione.
"Anyway, so they think you are leading a cult Harry? In the Wicca religion"
"Yeah, but the thing is, is Wicca is led by a God and Goddess. Besides, I don't have a
religion"
"Well, howabout we all go undercover in fat suits"
"That might work"
"Um, no." Hannah said. "I have worked way to hard on this look"
"Who said, who said you have to help us? I say, I say, It would be nice if you didn't"
Hermione shot at Hannah.
"Girls," Oprah pleaded, "Hannah will just sit this one out."
this next part is at Hogwarts
"Took us a while to get here." Ron said as Oprah's car pulled up to the Hogwarts' castle.
"Ron, Oprah lives in America, we are now in England. Idiot." Hermione rolled her eyes"
At least that other bimbo Hannah isn't here."
"HERMIONE!" yelled Ron, who was very peeved at the comment.
Suddenly the song Jessie's Girl shattered through the night. And it was coming from the castle.
When they finally came inside the doors of the castle, another song came on, called 'The Way You do Me' by: JoJo. As they turned a corner, they saw Dumbledore on the floor, doing the coffee grinder, and then the worm.
"Um, Dumbledore?" asked Harry, as D did a handstand. (not pretty for human eyes)
No answer from Dumbledore. His eyes where glazed over with a milky white, and he was
very, very, pale.
"Do you think some sort of spell did this?" asked Oprah.
"What else do you think would make him do the mashpotatos?" asked Hermione.
"Well, I think he does that when he is alone, anyway. Cuz, really, that Dr. Phil incident?
Classic." replied Ron.
"I think we should head over to the bathrooms, and see if Mr.C really did anything that bad"
Hermione added.
They all agreed, and where soon off.