Right. OK back to the story.
"What do you mean, Yeah right? We have you cornered in a bathroom!" replied Harry, who appeared very confused.Cuz, I mean, if you win in every life/death situation, it really messes things up when the villian is very confident.
"Because, people very well know that you sacrafice people, so even if you catch me, the idea will live on."
"But if we did sacrafice people, there would be no people to witness it, cuz if we did,
they would all be slaughtered, right?" Hermione pressed on.
"That proves that you do"
"Guys, this guy is so dumb, what's the point of fighting him? He doesn't even know what he
is talking about." Harry told his friends. But you all might be wondering,
WHERE IS OPRAH?!?
"..oooo.." "..oooo.." "..oooo.." "..oooo.." "..oooo.." "..oooo.." "..oooo.."
Well, Oprah was at the partay.
In the common rooms of all houses, there where parties. But how did those people come to party like zombies? Same with the lizard in the bathroom. I have no idea.
"Woohoo! I have never felt so alive!" cried Oprah, to the almost dead students.
"Gaaaa alive... GAAAAA" the zombies replied.
"Geez, have you people ever seen a theripist?"
"Ther-pist!" yelled Cho Chang.
"No, no, sweetie. Ther-A-pist"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" she replied, not listening anymore.
ohahohahohah now, back to Harry :-)
"Come on,guys. Let's go grab a milkshake from, whatsitcalled? Oh, yeah, Steak n' Shake."
They all agreed.
So, at Steak n' Shake,
" Where has Hannah been?" Ron asked, daydreaming.
"Why don't you check the coffee house? That girl adores vanilla bean Frappuccinos." Hermione said sarcastically.
"How did you know she like that kind of coffee?"
"She was screaming it on the way to Oprah's office. Didn't you here her?"
"Ok, I'll go check the coffee house."
So, as you all know, Hannah was at the coffee house with Fritz. Poor Ron.
Hannah and Fritz where sitting pretty far away from the door, each sipping a vanilla bean frappuccino, and since they were sitting with their backs turned,Ron didn't notice them. Yet.
" Did you like the concert, Fritz?"
"Yes, urm, ze mussic as graate as uswal." (the music was as great as usual.)
"Good." Then, oh, lucky Hannah, she spotted Ron. "Um, Fritz, do you mind getting me another coffee? Real quick? i gotta talk to one of my background dancers really quick."
"Ure, 'Annah." As Fritz got up to leave, (Hannah was wearing glasses and a hat so, there was no fan riots.) Hannah went over to Ron.
"Ron! What are you doing here?"
"Hannah? I was looking for you."
"Oh. Well, one of my background dancers asked me for coffee, so I came down here."
Fritz came over.
"'Ello, 'Annah. 'Ello, 'Annah's friend."
"Boyfriend." Ron corrected.
Fritz looked alarmed.
"Oh, boy." Hannah said as she backed away. As I said, One very messed up pop princess.
"'Oyfriend? I am 'Annah's 'oyfriend!"
Ron shook his head, "Hannah, what did you do"
Then he left. Poor Ron!
Fritz looked at Hannah. "'Annah? wot 'appened?"
"I'm gonna go. Sometimes I hate living the pop star life.
THE END!