XIAOLIN TEMPLE GONE INSANE! FUNNY!

by RaixKim4eva

A SERIES OF ONESHOTS WHERE THE MONKS OF THE XIAOLIN TEMPLE PLUS DOJO DECIDE TO ANNOY RAIMUNDO! WARNING: EVERYONE HAS GONE INSANE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE INSANITY AND EXTREME HUMOUR DON'T READ...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... SOME RAIxKIM! EVERYONE IS OOC! CH 4 U

4. MASTER FUNG!

"Raimundo, have some tea," Master Fung demanded.

"No."

"It's good for your health."

"Maybe I want to die young."

"If you don't consume the beautiful steaming liquid I'll sing Simon and Garfunkel songs all day. . ."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Master Fung began to sing the ultimate annoy-Raimundo song: 'The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)'. "Slow down, you move too fast, you've got to make the mornign last, just kickin' down the cobblestones, lookin' for fun and feelin' groovy. . .badadadadadada. . .feelin' groovy. . ."

"NOOOOO!!! Not metaphorical 70's stoner music! I don't understand it!" Raimundo whined. "And WHY do they start talking to a lamppost? It makes no sense."

"If you have to ask, you'll never be able to understand it." Master Fung mused. "Tea?"

"No!"

Master Fung sighed. Then I guess I'll just have to sing some cheesy pop. . .Be my bad boy, be my man, be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend, you can be my bad boy, but understand that I don't need you in my life again. . ."

"NOT CASCADA!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! My precious ears!"

"You whine too much young one." "Tea?"

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

"Don't make me sing…CHEESY KIDS SHOW TUNES!"

"No not that anything but that NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Tea?"

"Not what I meant when I said anything!" Rai said crossing his arms in defiance

"You leave me no choice…Who lives in a pineapple under the sea (Sponge bob Square pants) Absorbent and yellow and porous is he (Sponge bob Square pants) If nautical nonsense be something you wish (Sponge bob Square pants) Then-

"I'll drink the freeking tea just shut the hell up master!" Master Fung smiled and handed the steaming hot cup to his student.

"It's fun to torture Raimundo," He said walking out the door leaving his student with his "steaming cup of goodness"