Chapter Two: Mocking bird don't sing

"Hush little baby don't say a word…Mama's gonna buy you a mocking bird… and is that mocking bird don't sing… Mama's gonna by you a diamond ring… and if that diamond ring turns brass… um… uh… crap how did it go…." Tomoko sang, forgetting the lines that came next. "Kouseeei, what comes next! They won't go to sleep and I don't know the rest of the song!" she exclaimed with a small sigh.

Kouichi somehow was able to remember his mother trying to sing that song… it was funny to him that she couldn't remember the words. He rubbed his stomach slightly; he has gained a little weight in the pass month…. But it was a little hard to notice. '…Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring…. And if that diamond ring gets broke… Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat… and if that billy goat don't pull… Mama's gonna buy you a cart and a bull… And if that cart and bull turn over… Mama's gonna buy you a dog names Rover...And if that dog named Rover won't bark… Mama's gonna buy you a horse and cart…. And is that horse and cart fall down…. You'll still the sweetest baby in town…." He sang to his unborn child, finishing the part of the song his mother couldn't.

"Kou-chan? Were you singing?" Tomoko asked, looking over at her son that who was sitting down on his bed. "Why a lullaby for a baby?" she asked with a small smile as she took a seat on a chair near her son's bed.

Kouichi took in a breath, might as well tell her… "Mama… I'm… uh… pregnant…. "He whispered, wondering how she would react.

Her eyes widened at her son's confession, "As in… 'gonna have a baby?'" she asked, staring at her son's stomach. "Since when can guys get knocked up? Oh dear gooood…." She muttered, rubbing her forehead. "Didn't you use a condom?!"

"They're only 97 percent affective mama…"

"WHAT?! THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX!!!"

"They do…."

Tomoko left the room, rummaging through her dresser and pulled out a box of condoms. "Oh…" she muttered with a small sigh. 'Well… I take it you're havin' the baby, huh?" she asked, putting her hands on her hips.

"Yeah…"

"Does anyone else know?"

"Izumi…"

"So it's gonna come out of your ass?" she asked with a snicker.

"Mamaaaa!! I don't wanna think about that!!! I don't wanna shit my baby out!" he exclaimed, looking over at his mother.

"Oh hush, honey. I was only kidding…" Tomoko chuckled, sitting back down in the seat. She poked her child's stomach, looking at it curiously. "Well I wonder if it would turn out to be an adorable baby like you… or if it would have a twin…" she mumbled with a smile.

Kouichi gave his mother a confused look, "twin? Why would you say that?" he asked all because he and Kouji w ere twins… that didn't mean he was going to have twins.

"Twins run in our family, silly. Your grandmother had one, and her mother before that. I had one but he died during birth" she stated simply, giggling at Kouichi's blank expression.

"Twins? NO way! I'm not having two! That's crazy!" he shouted, before rising to his feet and walking off. "I'm swearin' off sex for the rest of my life…" he muttered, mostly to himself as he walked out of his bedroom.

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'Pregnant? As in 'gonna have a baby'?" Kouji asked, noticing the eye roll from his brother. Kouichi sighed, it was the third time he heard that line… including when he himself said it. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING? GET RID OF IT!!" he shouted, at his brother, literally making Kouichi fly out of his seat.

"Ow…. Kouji! You're gonna have a new niece or nephew! And I'm keeping it even if ya don't want me to!" he exclaimed with a smile.

"What? You can push a baby out of your dick! And how can a guy get pregnant?! We don't ovulate last time I checked… wait… is Takuya gonna knock me up?!" he shouted, looking at his stomach. 'No! I am so not havin' his baby!"

Kouichi rolled his eyes as he watched his brother panic, and chuckled quietly. "Silly Kouji…" he giggled, with a small smile on his face. "Takuya won't knock you up if you're careful enough… Junpei and I didn't really be careful enough"

The younger twin looked at Kouichi, slightly confused. "You weren't? How so?"

The older teen shrugged, sitting down in a chair and rubbed his stomach. "Well with Junpei… it was just raw… animal sex-"
"TO MUCH INFORMATION!!!"

"Fine, we were too caught up in the moment…. So my life was changed 'cause Jun-chan buys the cheapest condoms he could find" he said with a chuckle, watching the other for a moment.

The other boy's eyebrow twitched, staring at his brother. "And you're not getting rid of it?" he asked, crossing his arms.

"Well if ya don't want me to have it, pray for a miscarriage!" Kouichi responded, "I'm gonna be a mama… err… papa? Mapa? Whether you like it or not!"

"I think your gonna be a Mama since you're the one who's knocked up" Kouji answered to his brother's confusion. "And fine, y'know you're wrecking your life… you're seventeen and somehow pregnant…"

The pregnant teen rolled his eyes, and then walked over to the kitchen. "Anywaaaay…. Where's dad? I wanted to tell him too! Mama took it well" he stated, taking a popsicle out of the freezer and popped it into his mouth after removing the wrapping.

"He's out with our step-mom; you shouldn't tell him… he might not take it well…"

"Well I think he'll notice when my stomach gets as big as hell!" he shouted sarcastically, continuing to lick the popsicle. "Yumm…." He muttered with a cute smile. "Kouji-chan… come on" he stated, pulling his brother by the wrist. "Remember we're gonna go to the mall with everyone else! And plus… I need maternity clothes… "

Kouji rolled his eyes as he followed his brother when he mentioned the maternity clothes never thought I would hear him say that…. He thought with a small sigh, and then nodded slowly. "Alright… let's go…" he mumbled as he was led out the door.

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"Jun-chaaaaan!!!" Kouichi shouted, waving at his love. "Junpei my loooove!" He added, running towards his lover and tackle hugged him. Junpei let out a small chuckle at his love's actions, and held him gently.

"Hi, Kou-chan…. Are you alright? You're never like this…." He muttered, nuzzling his lover's neck with his nose- causing him to let out an adorable giggle.

"Just felt like embarrassing Ji-chan, "he replied, pointing to his brother who looked completely embarrassed at the moment. "Hmm… my personality's getting fucked up because of this kid…. I'm crying too much…and getting angry way to easily…. And happy out of no where…." Kouichi mumbled, "and I feel siiiick now…"

Takuya walked over to the raven haired teen, putting a hand over his slightly swollen stomach the touched his forehead. "Yup, you're pregnant" he said sarcastically with a small chuckle.

Tomoki tugged on Izumi's purple miniskirt, looking up at the blond teen. "Hey Izumi-chan, I just don't understand… why would he sleep with Junpei in the first place?" he asked with a smirk.

Izumi stared at the younger boy for a moment then giggled. "Well… Junpei is hotter than before…. I guess Kou-chan just loves him" he said simply, then turned to the other boys. I'm happy for you two…. But why am I so jealous?

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Yet another crappy chapter from moi! I'm just writing this because it's summer and I'm as bored as hell -- and I have no idea what to write for the next chapter of my other story Well anyway, I'll see ya next time

-Souless