"I am the greatest, I am the greatest, I am the greatest, yeah!" Dojo sang.
Rai covered his ears. Nothing's worse than Dojo singing . . . except maybe Dojo dancing . . . let's hope he doesn't start. . .
Much to everyone's intense disappointment, he began to do the robot.
"Rai is a loser, Rai is a loser, Rai is a loser, yeah!" Dojo's horribly repetetive song and dance continued. He stopped doing the robot and began the electric slide.
Rai slapped his forehead. "Are you drunk?"
"Drunk on sea kid yo ho,"
". . .you're a dragon you can't be a pirate,"
"Anything is possible when you dreeeeeeeeeeeeam."
"Yep, you're drunk."
"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!" Dojo suddenly got the feeling that he was sexy and started to seduce Rai
Rai shaded his eyes from the delusional man-whore who seriously needed to get laid. This is so not my day!