Don't own WIngs except for the dvds. Favorite character: Carlton Blanchard.

The gang was walking home when Lowell Mathers came up to them.

"Hey, Lowell! Your back!" Brian said. "How was it at your Uncles?'

"I'd rather not talk about it Brian." He said.

"Lowell, you missed Carlton Blanchard speaking today at school." Joe said.

"Carlton Blanchard?" he asked.

"The wood guy!" Brian said.

He still didn't get it. " 'Why, is it everytime I touch a piece of wood I get splinters?' " Helen said sounding like him.

"Oh! No wonder I tried to forget." Lowell said. "Hey guys you going to the prom?"

"Yep." They all answered.

"Helen if you need a date my cousin Beavo will take you." Lowell said.

Brian looked like he want to laugh. Helen shot him a glare. "Thanks, Lowell, but I've already got a date."

"Really?" He asked shocked. "With who?"

"Mike Sterling." She said proudly.

Lowell didn't say anything.

"It's true." Joe said.

"Oh, well I guess I'll have to let him down gently." Lowell said.

Joe kept glancing over his shoulder.

"You got a tick, Joe?" Brian joked.

"Sandy's following me again." He whispered.

"Joe, for the millionth time she lives by you. That doesn't count as following you." Helen said.

"You will not believe what she did today." Joe began.

Everyone groaned.

"She cut a piece of my hair!"

"I didn't realize that you got a hair cut in school Joe." Brian joked.

"I'm serious! One day your all going to find out the truth and your going to look like idots." Joe said.

"I think you do that all on your own." Helen said.