Scene Two
(Alice and Dana enter upon a small cottage and seems like no one is home. A light flashes on and something whirls by the window. Alice walks toward the front door when she hears music and see's a white picket fence to the right. Looks strangely at Dana and begins to walk around the house.)
Alice: How peculiar? A tea-party is going on here in Wonderland. How strange Dana… seem's like no one is here. Where did that strange creature go to? Hello? Is anyone home? Can we join the party? (Dana purrs and Alice sits down at a chair.)
Mad hatter: Hello Alice… So nice of you to join with out an answer. Welcome! Welcome to my deathly yet tasteful abode. How can I serve you? (gangly and crosseyed a hare erupts from the back door of the cottage carring a pot of tea to go along with the 500 pots already sitting on the table.)
Alice:Well, I was curious as to joining your tea party. Do you mind? (Alice smiled and bowed then waited for a reply)
Mad hatter: Alice… sit down, drink up, and a very merry unbirthday to you.
Doormouse: Twinkle, twinkle little bat, how I wonder where your at?
Alice: No no no, it's twinkle twinkle little skunk, how I wonder if your dunk?
March hare: Drunk, drink, there will be no drinking at my house, except for tea.
Alice: But you have to drink tea…