AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Sorry about this guys, I wasn't planning on it I swear, but Mike's Stupidity ended up being pretty long, it's so long that it won't make a good one-shot. So I wanted you guys to vote for me:

Just don't have a Mike's Stupidity at all.

Make it a separate story from my one-shots and make it a 3-5-shotter instead.

Cut off tons of Cullen info to keep it a one-shot.

JUST UPDATE ALREADY!!!

Alright, I'm not feeling all that well, so I'll update UC later on. I don't feel like typing anything new.