AIM with the Cullens
(Just the conversation, not a specific POV. The screen names are listed below.)
Bite Me 101 – Bella (partially because it's what she wants, the other part is to bug the heck out of Edward)
Shop o Holic – Alice (obvious reasons)
Emotional Mess – Jasper (obvious reasons)
Masochistic Loin – Edward (Meh. Edward will be Edward.)
Roses have thorns – Rosalie(suits her, doesn't it?)
HI IM EMMETT – Emmett (what can I say? It's Emmett after all)
Dr C Cullen – Carlisle (he uses it for work also)
Mother of 8 – Esme (again obvious)
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-Start of conversation-
Bite Me 101- Edward?
Masochistic Lion- Yes Bella?
Bite Me 101- YAY! You finally got AIM!
Masochistic Lion- Yeah, along with the rest of my family, shoot! Bella run while you have the cha---
SHOP O HOLIC HAS ENTERED THE CHATROOM
Masochistic Lion- Too late.
Shop o Holic- OH! Bella! I'm so excited! You have to come over later, I'll talk to Charlie for you don't worry, we can do MAKEOVERS.
Bite me 101- Oh, dear lord save me!
Shop o Holic- -snivels- JASPER! Bella doesn't like my makeovers!
EMOTIONAL MESS ENTERED THE CHATROOM
Emotional Mess- Don't worry honey, I bet she didn't mean it that way.
(PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM EMOTIONAL MESS TO BITE ME 101)
Emotional Mess- I'm not sure if you've ever seen Alice extremely emotional/angry, and I know you don't want to, so for your own good I'd let you know it's best to at least pretend you'd like to come see her and have her give you a makeover.
Bite Me 101- Ok, thanks Jasper.
(PRIVATE MESSAGE SCREEN CLOSED)
Roses have thorns- So as I was saying Edward there's this new hair product you should try
Bite Me 101- Rosalie?
Roses have thorns- Yes Bella
Bite Me 101- What're you doing here?
Masochistic Lion- She's mad at Emmett.
Bite Me 101- And why am I not talking to Alice and Jasper right now?
Masochistic Lion- Jasper is trying to comfort her, if worse comes to worst he'll volunteer for a makeover.
Bite Me 101- That's too bad I was going to tell her I wanted that makeov—
Shop o Holic- THAT'S WONDERFUL BELLA! I'll call Charlie!
SHOP O HOLIC IS AWAY!
Emotional Mess- Thank you Bella! You saved me!
HI IM EMMETT HAS ENTERED THE CHATROOM
Masochistic Lion- Oh dear god.
HI IM EMMETT- W3R3S R0S3?! 1 M4D3 TH1S UB3R C00L $/N S0 1 C0ULD T4LK T0 H3R AB0UT 3ARLI3R.
Emotional Mess- AHH! My vampire eyes, I'm BLIND! That goddamned chatspeak/letter combination killed my retinas!
HI IM EMMETT- 1 N0 R0S3 1S H3R3. T4LK T0 M3 R0SE!!!
HI IM EMMETT- HO DO I TURN OFF TIS GODDAMNED CAPSLOCK?!
Masochistic Lion- um… I think I'm going to go see Bella… bye everyone!
MASOCHISTIC LION HAS LOGGED OFF
DR C CULLEN HAS ENTERED THE CHATROOM
Dr C Cullen- what are you kids up to?
Roses have thorns- Emmett of course I'm going to be pissed if you leave a camera in MY bedroom while we are making LOVE! That's called P.O.R.N.
Dr C Cullen- Oh dear lord.
HI IM EMMETT- BU7 R0S3, 1 D1D TH4T S0 I C0ULD SH0W 3DW4RD & B3LL4 WH4T 1TS SUPP0S3D T0 L00K L1K3.
Bite Me 101- Oh god Emmett! Do I even have to tell you guys that I'm bright red or do you already assume that?
Emotional Mess- We already thought that, Bella. I think I'll go find Alice, and we will go… see a movie?
MOTHER OF 8 HAS ENTERED THE CHATROOM
Mother of 8- oh, Jasper dear is the anger getting to you?
Emotional Mess- Well Esme, lets just say they are making me an emotionally unstable mess.
Mother of 8- Alright dear, can you remind Alice that Bella is going to need some warmer clothes when you two swing by the mall? It's supposed to be snowing soon.
Bite Me 101- No one said ANYTHING about spending money on the human! NOOOO!
Emotional Mess- Mall? –gulp-
SHOP O HOLIC HAS RETURNED
Shop o Holic- omgbellaitalkedtocharlieandhesaiditwasfinesinceisaidedwardwasgoingonacampingtripandwecandoyourmakeoverwhenjasperandigetbackbecauseihavetogetyouanewwinterwardrobe!
(Translation: omg Bella I talked to Charlie and he said it was fine since I said Edward was going on a camping trip and we can do your makeover when Jasper and I get back because I have to get you a new winter wardrobe)
Dr C Cullen- uh… I have to get back to work now, you kids have… fun?
CR C CULLEN HAS LOGGED OFF
Roses have thorns- ALICE! Calm down! I know when you get excited the space bar gets annoying but it'd be best to use it.
HI IM EMMETT- W0W R0S3 1S H0T 3V3N WH3N SH3 1S Y3LL1NG AL1C3!
Roses have thorns- that's IT
HI IM EMMETT- R0S3 N0000! 4HHHH ------- EIUY8902Y GJH324910G R8391750 R8EWPHFO3T8 G4H! H3LP! S0S! S0M30N3!
Bite Me 101- You guys planning on helping him?
Emotional Mess- are you kidding? You know how Fun it is to see Emmett get beaten to a pulp on the kitchen table?
Mother of 8- EXCUSE ME?!
Emotional Mess- …I mean their bedroom?
Mother of 8- I'd better go deal with this, excuse me Bella.
MOTHER OF 8 HAS LEFT THE CHATROOM
ROSES HAVE THORNS AND HI IM EMMETT HAVE BEEN TEMPARARILLY DISCONNECTED FROM THEIR SERVER
Shop o Holic- Wow, Esme just tore up both of their laptops… there goes their bed... and Rosalie's new perfume… ouch. Oh, there goes their dignity. Esme is screaming, ohhh. This is too good. Edward needs to see this.
Emotional Mess- Alice… can we go please? The mall is better than the emotions of those three.
Shop o Holic- of course! I can never say no to the mall!
EMOTIONAL MESS AND SHOP O HOLIC HAVE LOGGED OFF
Bite Me 101- -sigh- All alone once again.
Bite Me 101- one is the lonliest number…
Bite Me 101- OH! EDWAR---!
BITE ME 101 HAS LEFT THE CHATROOM