Darn it, I keep forgetting the disclaimer thing so here it is!

I do not own the Fairly Odd Parents, that would be Butch Hartman. Such characters include Norm the Genie, Uncle Albert, and all those guys that worked in the insane asylum. I do however, own my two genie OCs, Coxcomb and the other who's name will soon be revealed. Now remember, the strange genie-fairy girl just asked the question, "so who was it?" Just to make sure we're on the same page here, people. Oh and also, this chapter gets kind of slow but you need to read it to know whats going on in the next chapter. It's one of those 'essential but could bore you to tears' kind of thing.

Chapter 3: Coxy's reunion

The genie's cold eyes bore into Albert's and he started to sweat visibly.

"w-what?" he asked, not quite grasping the question at hand.

"So who was it?" she demanded with more emphasis.

"I-I'm afraid I don't really know what you-" but he was cut off when the woman gave an exhasperated sigh and rolled her eyes.

"The bottle moron, who was it that rubbed my bottle?!" Finally he understood.

"Oh! T-that was me," he replied, cautiously raising his hand. While all this was going on, Norm could'nt help but notice that this Coxy guy was giving the girl a weird look as though trying to fugure something out. Not that he cared much about what was going on, but her little entrance kind of freaked him out for a second. Though you're crazy if you thought he was going to show it. He also noticed that just afew seconds earlier, Coxy had disappeared.

The girl nodded almost imperceptibly and flew back to her original position near the bottle.

"Well, now that we've got that clarified, (you managed to kill 3 minutes by the way) I, AM THE ALL POWERFUL M--ackk! Hey, what the...?" Coxy had reappeared again, and was now embracing her from behind in a bone crushing hug.

"MANDI!!!! HOLY SMOOF, I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!" he greeted her. (so now, you now her name at last)

"Ack! T-that's great Coxy, now let me go before I either pop or punch your face in, whichever comes first!" He let her go immediatly and quickly apologized.

"Sorry! But Mandi I haven't seen or heard from you since you left the family for good like, a century ago!" He scooped her into lighter, more loving hug. "You're my big sister and I missed you," Suddenly, Mandi completely lost her evil aura and smiled.

"Aw, I missed you too Coxy, you and Bella but I just couldn't be around mom anymore. You understand that don't you?"

"Geez Mandi, you're talkin' to me like I'm a kid again," he blushed and rubbed the back of his head.

"Yeah well, you were a kid when I--you know I just remembered there's still people here!" they both turned around to fully face the other two who were now engaged in a heated match of 'Go Fish'. Norm looked up with half-lidded eyes and said,

"Oh, are you finished? We were starting to think we had been forgotten about,"

Mandi scowled and Coxy gave a nervous laugh. "uh guys, this is my older sister Mandi. I haven't seen her in years, but I can always tell who she is by her hair," he said ruffling her crimson locks.

She pushed him away, but then smiled slyly. "And I can always tell who Coxy is by his hair!" and completely messing up his carefully groomed head, she watched with satisfaction as he swatted away her hand and snapped up his trusty mirror.

"GAH! DON'T DO THAT!!! You haven't changed a bit Mandi, you're still evil and jealous of my perfect hair!" he accused, repeating the same process with his comb as before. She chuckled.

"That's not the real reason I recognized you Coxy. Let's see, lots of rings in your ears, dull expression, oh and you're still wearing those glasses, Coxy I told you that you needed contacts and your still wearing those goofy things?"

He stared at the floor. "Mom wouldn't let me, she always said I looked cute. And the worst part is, when I finally moved out of mom and dad's lamp, I realized I had grown to kinda like them...sorta," But Mandi had already caught on to the other subject.

"How is mom?" she asked timidly. Coxy suddenly hardened and frowned.

"She's fine. Even after you walked out, though it took a while," he replied coldly. She started to fume without warning.

"So what are you saying, that she missed me?! You mean that by some stretch of the imagination she loved me or something like that?! Then why didn't she ever show it huh? Why was it that whenever I tried to talk to her, the main words she said to me were, 'you' and 'were' and 'a' and 'mistake'?" With every word she took a step closer and jabbed at his chest with her finger.

Her brother was speechless, Uncle Albert was listening intently, and even Norm's ears had pricked up when she had started yelling.

So with Mandi breathing heavily and Coxy was just staring dumbfounded at her outburst, there was kind of an awkward silence thing going on. Finally coxy spoke once again.

"Ok, I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to set you off like that but of course she missed you! You're her daughter! (admittedly not her only daughter) But you're still her daughter!" This seemed to calm her down a bit and she sighed. Norm and Uncle Albert were still there by the way, no matter how much it feels like their gone. It's just that they couldn't get a word in edgewise with this, especially when they had no idea what the heck was going on. But to Albert, it sounded intriguing and he realized what he wanted his first wish to be. (He'd prove the genie's existence AFTER he found out what was happening)

"Hey er..Mandi! Yes that's right. I've decided on my first wish!" exclaimed the old man.

"Oh, so you can remember her name?" Norm muttered from across the room, which earned him a glare from Albert. Mandi rolled her eyes.

"Ooh, he's got his first wish, we should alert the press!" she declared sarcastically. Uncle Albert growled. He had had about enough of these jokers already, this was not what he had bargained for. The sooner he got rid of these guys the better.

"I wish you would tell me all about this little problem with your family! This is too interesting to pass up," She stared at him.

"You want me to tell you about my problems, what are you a shrink? Besides, I don't have to tell you anything-Oh wait, yes I do...crud," And with a GONG!, she snapped her fingers (not that she needed to, it seemed like kind of a pointless thing to do) and prepared to dazzle them (or at least tell them) about riveting tales of her past. (No violence, just so ya know)

Too be continued...

Uggh, I told you it was boring. But next you get to hear about when she was a child, told by both her and Coxy, using his hippie lingo to make it more interesting because frankly, this thing is slow. So be prepared for flashbacks folks. I don't like this chapter at all so theres no need to tell me its bad, nobodys in character and I am really really sick of typing!