Inuyasha vs. Barbie
Chapter 2
By: Mizuroze
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or Barbie so deal with it.
A.N. Hello, I'd say sorry for taking so long on the next chapter, but no one has even read my story yet so I can't really mean it. Also, I know some of you really like Kagome and all but I don't really care for her, so I may make fun of her a bit, so please deal with it and you shouldn't have even read the first chapter cause I think I mentioned it then to, but oh well, on to the story.
They finally got on the ground after reaching the other side of the lake. Everyone was worried about whatever was on Kilala's leg, so they got ready to attack and went around to find whatever it was.
"What is it?" asked Shippo, who was hiding on Kilala's head.
"Ummm…I'm not so sure," stated Miroku.
"I think it's a…" said Inuyasha right before he disappeared.
"What the hell happened?" Question Miroku, looking around for Inuyasha. To everyone's surprise, a Barbie jumped of the back of Kilala's leg.
"We have him," she yelled.
"Oh no!" yelled Kagome. She ran and pounced on the Barbie, who laughing very evilly, but in the process, her skirt flew up and revealed lacy underwear underneath.
"Wow, I thought her skirt was magic," said Sango.
"Where'd the magic go?" cried Miroku. (a.n. My friends and I came up with this, cause if you watch closely, Kagome's skirt never flies up, even when she's falling or sliding down a hill, so we're calling it her magic skirt. )
"GAH!!" yelled Kagome.
"HAHAHAHA!!" yelled Barbie. "Now you'll never get him back." As she turned around to run away, she ran into someone, someone tall.
"Give him to me," said the mysterious voice.
"Why should I?" Barbie replied.
"Cause if you don't I will kill you," the voice responded.
"Okay, okay, but you'll have to play a little game," Barbie said.
"Fine give me the rules," the voice stated.
"First, he's in the forest area right here. Second, you have to find three items to find him. Third, you have to be in a party. Fourth, no leaving the party. And fifth, you've got to find him in the next 24 hours or he's ours," Barbie decided.
"Fine," said Miroku, "but we're coming along."
"Agreed, but who are you?" Kagome asked. The stranger just stared at her and stepped a little closer.
"Sesshomaru," gasped Shippo.
"Why are you here?" asked Sango.
"I saw all the dolls and new it was Inuyasha's fault and new he needed help. I didn't want to, but Rin talked me into it," Sesshomaru answered.
"Fine, I guess we do need your help right now," Miroku stated. They all turned around and starting walking into the deep foliage in hopes of finding the missing Inuyasha. The only one who didn't really care was Sesshomaru, but he felt he needed to deal with his little brothers mess.
"What do you think the three items will look like?" Shippo asked a little while later.
"What do you mean?" questioned Kagome.
"Well, Barbie gave us the five rules, and the second one was that we had to find three items to find him." Shippo replied.
"Oh, that's right," Sango exclaimed, "I wasn't really listening, I was to worried about Inuyasha."
"Don't worry guys, I was thinking ahead and wrote down all five rules on a scroll." Miroku stated.
"That was a good idea. Thanks Miroku," said Kagome.
"Anyone would've thought of it," Sesshomaru muttered.
An hour later, after running around the forest not knowing were to go, our friends came across a rock in the middle of their path.
"Oh man, another dead end," cried Shippo.
"I don't think so," Sango whispered as Kilala growled. "I think it's breathing."
"How can a rock breathe?" Asked Kagome.
"When it's not a rock," Miroku answered. The rock gently moved a little to the side, and then started snoring.
"I think it's a golem," Sango said.
"I would agree, but what do we do? This is the first creature we've seen, so we must be on the right path, but how do we move it?" asked Miroku.
"We have to wake it up," Kagome said.
"It's not that easy," said Sesshomaru, "if you wake a golem from it's slumber, it will be in a very bad mood." Even as Sesshomaru said this Kagome walked over to the golem and started probing it in the back with a stick.
"Hello mister golem, are you in there?" She asked.
"Grrrr…" the golem answered. He slowly turned over and sat up. "Who dares disturb my slumber?"
"She's done it now." Miroku said.
"We need to know if you've seen a rare item." Shippo said.
"Hahahahahaha!" laughed the golem. "I have what looking for, but you have to solve this riddle to get it."
"Tell us the riddle." Sesshomaru demanded.
"Hmm…confidence, I like you kid. Here is your riddle." Said the golem while Sesshomaru silently sizzled over being called a kid. "The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?"
"What?!" Miroku exclaimed.
"How are we supposed to know the answer to that?" Kagome asked.
"My head hurts." Stated Sango. Sesshomaru said nothing.
"Jeez guys, the answer is simple." Shippo said.
"What?!" Everyone else exclaimed.
"Then tell us your answer child." The golem said.
"The answer is neither. If the first is true, then the second must be false, which makes the first false. See." Shippo said. Everyone remained silent.
"How did you know?" the golem asked.
"It was easy to figure out, do you guys really mean you didn't know." Shippo replied. Everybody just glared at him. "Sorry."
The party left and started down the path that was behind the golem, which was only possible after he moved and gave them the item. But what will turn up next on the winding path before them, who knows. Nobody but me.
A.N. Hello, I don't think this chapter was all that funny, and I hope it's long enough. Well please R&R, and if you have any ideas that could help make it even funnier, please tell me.