Inuyasha vs. Barbie
By: Mizuroze
Chapter 3
Disclaimer: Why must I do this every chapter, do you folks really need it? The only thing I own with this story is the plot and some characters I may introduce, 'kay?
A.N. You better review this frickin' story or I won't write anymore. JK.
They continued down the dreary road, when Sesshomaru stopped abruptly.
"What is it Lord Sesshomaru?" Jaken asked.
"There is a scent I don't recognize." He responded.
"Oops, sorry." Kagome said.
"That's disgusting," Miroku replied.
"NO! That wasn't what I smelled." Sesshomaru exclaimed.
"Jeez, don't lose your temper," Shippo said. As Shippo talked, a person arrived in the shadows. They were tall and had some short of strange ears.
"Show yourself!" Sango yelled as Kilala growled. The figure stepped out of the shadows. He had cat ears, silver hair, yellow eyes, and a ratty outfit.
"I am the tour guide of this playing ground," he said with a solemn face, "you may call me Soren."
"You're a tour guide? Why would they give us a tour guide?" Kagome asked.
"Don't ask me, I don't know what's going on in a dolls head!" Soren responded with a bit of anger, okay, a lot of anger.
"Jeez, don't bust a bubble," Shippo said, "plus, you're the one working for the Barbie's."
"No, I was forced into it with a spell," Soren replied.
"Wow, that sucks, now lets get going." Kagome said very rudely.
"Do you want a tour guide or not?!" Soren said, getting in even more of a bad mood.
"Yes, we do, she's just an idiot." Sesshomaru responded.
"Okay, follow me." Soren stated. They all followed him, with solemn faces, one group hating the other.
As they got further the cat boy stopped and said, "Around the corner is your next challenge, do you all wish to go on?"
"Yes," they all responded, and Sesshomaru twitched.
"Good," Soren answered and led them around the corner. There lay a giant creature of some sort, just snoring away.
"He will give you your next task." Soren stated.
"How do we wake him?" Miroku asked.
"I cannot tell you that." Soren responded.
"Great," Sango replied.
"Maybe we can just poke it." Kagome said.
"Or just stab it," Sesshomaru stated.
"Maybe magic." Miroku added.
"Or food." Sango tried.
"What about asking it nicely." Shippo concluded. They all tried the methods they came up with, but to no avail.
"I have no clue." Kagome said. They all plopped down on the overgrown little trail, and started to think.
"Hmmm…what if we give him a challenge to solve?" Rin cried.
"Try it." Sesshomaru responded.
"Umm…okay." She said. "How 'bout a riddle?"
"Go ahead." Miroku sighed.
"Um…okay, hey mister, two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?" Rin exclaimed. Everyone just gapped at her, then waited for the result. The giant monster twitched and scratched his head. He flipped over, and stared at the girl with five puzzled eyes.
"I see no answer," the beast replied.
"The answer is, his plan is to dig the tunnel and pile up the dirt to climb up to the window to escape." Rin smiled.
"Oh, I see. Very entertaining, I will give you the item and let you pass." He said. But as soon as he said this, the ground started to shake ferociously, and it cracked open behind the monster. Bright red and orange fire shot out of the deep abyss.
"What, this isn't supposed to happen!" Soren said.
"What do we do?" Kagome yelled, in hysterics.
"You must find another path around." A loud female voice boomed.
"But there is no other path!" Yelled Soren.
"There is another," the voice said, "but you must find it."
"I hate my life." Soren croaked.
"So do I," they heard Inuyasha scream from a distance. Soren hit his forehead with his hand and looked around for another way out.
"Wow, that's never happened before." The beast said. "Well, here's your item, take care of it." He then got up and a giant cloud of smoke appeared. As the smoke started to clear, you could still see the beast.
"Blecch!" He coughed. "Oh my, this is embarrassing," he then turned around and ran right into the ditch. "I meant to do that." They all looked at each other and sighed.
"I guess we gotta find another way around." Miroku sighed.
"Not exactly. We still have Kilala, she can fly us over." Sango stated.
"Oh," Kagome said, "I forgot."
"I'll just jump over," said Soren. He then stretched out and jumped over the large crevice. Everyone else pilled on Kilala and they flew over the pit. They quickly got to the other side and continued merrily on their way, except Soren, who is currently very emo.
a.n. Sorry it was short, but I couldn't think of much to do, plus, I'm just a lazy ass, so please ignore that. Anyway, please R and R.