A/N: This is my first Hellsing fic. So if anybody seems out of character please forgive me. Also I'm not sure if anybody has already written something about Alucard and Seras switching bodies, so if it seems like I stoled it I didn't.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Hellsing. But I really want to.

Chapter One "Switched"

Seras tried to curl into a ball but found that there wasn't enough space to do so. Mentally sighing, she just tried to locate her sheets. When her hand made contact with silk she wrapped herself in it. After a moment she instantly opened her eyes. Since when did she have silk sheets?

Trying to clear her eyes of their grogginess she rubbed them. She then looked around at her surroundings. When she looked at the sheets they were red and black. The coffin lining was black also. Which was weird considering hers was pink and her sheets were white and made of cotton. But what confused her the most was the strong and masculine scent of spice and peppermint. After a minute of thinking, she decided to investigate further. When she got out of the coffin she was surprised to find that she wasn't in her room but Alucard's.

After a few seconds she shook her head. There was no doubt about it. She was in her master's room. His guns and glasses were on a table and his shirt and jacket were draped over one of the chairs. His red tie dangling off of it as well. He also had various candles stationed in parts of his room. She made her way to his dresser when something caught her eye. When she looked into the mirror, she saw a half-naked Alucard looking back at her!

"This has to be one of my Master's tricks!" said Seras. She reached out to touch her reflection, which was now Alucard's. To her dismay it wasn't any trick. She flexed her fingers and touched her face. There was no denying it, she was in Alucard's body. "I wonder how my master is going to react when he finds out," thought Seras as she heard a stream of curses down the hall.

"Why is it so hot?" thought Alucard as he threw the blankets off of himself. Not being able to go back to sleep, he opened his eyes to the assault of pink all around him. "Where the heck am I? This looks like Police Girl's coffin," he thought. To make sure he took a deep breath through his nose. The scent of Roses and Sakura filled his nostrils. Yes he must be in his fledgling's coffin. Only she had the mixed scent of the two delicate flowers. The only thing puzzling him was how he got here. He can only remember destroying the FREAK and transporting himself and Seras to her room. After teasing her he then proceed to his own chambers to retire for the day. After that he came up blank. He still couldn't remember how and when he got here. After a few seconds of thought a devious grin grew on his face. One could only imagine the conclusion he came to as to how he got into his fledgling's coffin.

He started to get itchy along his neck. So as he scratched down his neck he suddenly stopped when he got to his chest. Instead of making contact with his muscles, he was now holding a mound of flesh. "What the?" he thought as he looked down. What he saw will haunt him for the rest of his undead like. He now had breast! Hastily getting out of the coffin, he made his way to the dresser. He could not believe his eyes. Instead of seeing his reflection he saw Seras'!

There is no way in HECK that he could be in Police Girl's body. But there was no denying it, the evidence was staring straight at him. He was indeed in Seras Victoria's body!

"Master! Master?" exclaimed Seras when she walked into her room. The look on Alucard's face was of total shock. His eyes were basically bulging out of their sockets. "Police Girl, am I correct in thinking that you are in my body?" he asked finally recovering from his shock. Seras could do nothing but nod. "OK, let me get this straight. I'm in your body and you're in mine. This is not a dream or a trick?" asked Alucard hopefully. Once again she could only nod as she twisted her hands together. "Don't do that!" he exclaimed as he went and separated the appendages. "Sorry! I can't help it. I always do this when I'm nervous!" whined Seras. "I do not whine! So don't you dare whine either!" ordered Alucard. Seras was already overwhelmed with the situation at hand and her Master's scolding wasn't helping any. Alucard instantly regretted what he said when he saw red tears rolling down HIS face.

"Stop crying! I didn't mean to yell at you!" expectorated Alucard as he tried to reach over to Seras. She just whacked him, which caused him to fall back flat on his butt. When Seras realized what she did, she was both shock and afraid. Shock, because she had been able to over power him and afraid because of what her master would do to her. When she looked down at her Master, her fear disappeared. Alucard was on the floor looking close to tears himself.

"That really hurts! Am I really that strong?" he said as he tried to get up. Unable to hold it in, Seras started to laugh. Alucard looked up to see her laughing while she wiped at the tears of mirth from her eyes.

"So you think that's funny huh?" said Alucard as he tried to push her. She just laughed harder. Alucard was relived that she wasn't crying anymore, but now annoyed at the fact that she was laughing at his own expense.

A sudden idea came to Seras. It would be perfect to get back at her Master for all his teasing and tricks. An evil grin grew. When Alucard saw that grin plastered to her face, for the first time in his life he was afraid. It was the same grin he wore when he was about to do something evil or kill somebody. Being on the receiving end he now understood why his enemies feared him so every time he smiled.

Seras loved the reaction she was getting from her Master. He now finally knows how it feels. She knew that he would try to hide the fact that they switched bodies, especially from HIS master. Oh how she would have a field day when she finds out that Alucard was now in a girl's body! So taking much pleasure in saying her next set of words…

"Who's going tell Integra?"

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