This is what my mind comes up with

by phantom and potter Obsession

A Harry Potter, Circle of Magic, Phantom of the Opera, Tokyo Mew Mew, and Lord of the Rings crossover. Full of suspense, of broken hearts, of love, of barbecued Hedwig tenders! Very stupid and poorly written. T for character Death... LOTS of it.

I own none of these series. The strange pairings… all mine! Mine I tell you! MUAHAHA!

Briar, Kish and Harry all loved Ichigo, who had stolen Mr. Fop (Raoul) from Christine. So Christine knifed her. Then Tris killed Christine only to be killed by Erik in return. Briar was Tris's friend so he killed Erik, but the one who loved Erik, Meg, killed him. Hermione loved Briar so she shot Meg. Ron, who loved Meg, killed Hermione, and Harry strangled Ron in revenge. Lettuce loved Ron and beheaded Harry, but Draco loved Harry so he Avada Kedavra'd Lettuce. Ryou adored Lettuce and killed Draco, then was drawn-and-quartered by Pansy, but Sandry loved Ryou and killed Pansy, only to be murdered by Blaise. Daja was heartbroken and burned Blaise, then Zakuro killed her to avenge Blaise. Hedwig had loved Daja so she gouged Zakuro's eyes out and tore her heart out. Masaya had been deeply in love with Zakuro, so he had barbequed Hedwig tenders. Niko loved Hedwig so he blasted Masaya to a crisp. Mint loved Masaya, and thus she diced Niko. Pudding, who loved Niko, bashed Mint's head in. Mr. Fop loved Mint so he killed Pudding only to be murdered by Tart. Pai loved Mr. For so he killed Tart. But the gay, creepy pedophile had also loved Tart, so he killed himself.

And Kish ruled supreme. That is, until Sméagol mistook him for Frodo and killed him. Dobby was sick of all the senseless murder and killing, so he ended it in the final blow; he killed Sméagol. Thus Dobby then ruled the world.

The end

A/N- And in the afterlife Kish, Draco, Erik, Harry, and Briar are all mine!

Sméagol- Sméagol too!

Authoress-No!

Kish- (Hits Sméagol on the head with bricks) Screw Ichigo, I love you oh grand authoress!

Erik-No I do!

Briar- I do!

Harry- I do!

Kish- I do!

Draco- I do!

All crazy sexy boys- (Fight for the authoress)

Authoress- Thank you ladies and gentlemen! Let us hope that I am never again so bored that I write something like this! Thank you thank you, and if you read all the way through this, just let me tell you I admire your patience. You may now review!