Spongebob: You guys! Who can I be?
Me: (pretending to be Fish) Well I'm stupid fish-face and I'm not smart enough to know that!
Fish: (pretending to be whitefang's hottie) I'm a dummy named whitefang's hottie, and I can't even figure out what two plus two is.
Me: I can't even figure out what two is! D-uh.
Spongebob: (laughing so hard he's crying and soaking up the tears) That's pretty stupid!
Fish: Fish isn't that stupid, but I am!
Me: I'm so dumb I went to the hospital when our car broke down and needed a tow truck!
Spongebob: Oh ya? Well, I'm so dumb I live in a pineapple!
Fish and Me: (give Spongebob the evil eye) Spongebob!
Spongebob meets Spongesally
Chapter 3
Spongebob sat by the phone all through the day. And night. And the next day. And the next night.
The next day, Spongebob picked up the phone and called Patrick. 'Patrick? When is 19 o'clock?'
'Uh,' replied Patrick.
Silence.
'Patrick!' exclaimed Spongebob. 'When is 19 o'clock?'
'I don't know. When is it?' asked Patrick. 'I love jokes!'
'Patrick, this is not a joke!' cried Spongebob.
'Oh Spongebob, I know a joke when I hear one!' scolded Patrick.
Spongebob got an idea! 'Patrick, 19 o'clock is when you are supposed to help me, and you know when else 19 o'clock is?'
'Tell me!' screamed Patrick enthusiastically.
'Right now!'
Patrick cracked up.
'Patrick.'
Patrick couldn't stop laughing. When he stopped he said, 'Yes?'
'That means that you are supposed to teach me how to catch a girl. Now,' replied Spongebob.
'Oh. Meet me in front of Squidward's house and bring peanut butter and jam. I'll handle the bread. Now go!' exclaimed Patrick.
Spongebob hung up and ran to the kitchen. He grabbed the peanut butter and the jam and raced outside in front of Squidward's house.
'It's about time,' exclaimed Patrick as he sat down.
Spongebob sat down beside him.
Patrick made himself and Spongebob a sandwich.
Munching on their sandwiches, the two friends listened to Squidward's horrible clarinet playing.
'Patrick, what does this have to do with catching a girl?' asked Spongebob as he took a bite of his sandwich.
'I think I know this joke, Spongebob! Don't tell me,' said Patrick as he thought hard.
Me: (mockingly) Will our heroes ever finish their sandwiches and will Spongebob ever learn how to catch a girl? Tune in next time to find out.
Fish: (himself again) I wanted to say that!
Me: (myself again) Too late! Hehe!
Fish: (goes to pout in a corner) You're mean!
Spongebob: I thought we were supposed to be dumb!
Me: (rolls eyes) No. We're not supposed to be anything right now, ok?
Spongebob: Ok.
Me: Well, R&R as usual.
Spongebob: What's R&R?
Me: In the first chapter we went through all of this and you already knew the answers. I'm not going to fall for that again!
Spongebob: But I really don't know!