Me: Hello, everyone.
Spongebob: (giving me an accusing glare) The Fish is gone. He got so mad at whitefang's hottie that he quit.
Me: Not quite. He ran off because he got a look at your face.
Spongebob: (Starry eyed) Do I have a star's face?
Me: No.
Spongebob: (batting eyelashes) Do I have a pretty face?
Me: (annoyed) No.
Spongebob: Do I have a
Me: (interrupting) No!
Spongebob meets Spongsally
Chapter 4
Spongebob and Patrick were sitting and eating their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Patrick had given up on Spongebob's joke 'What does this have to do with catching a girl?'
Spongebob sighed.
'Tell me, Spongebob! I give up!' cried Patrick.
'Patrick! You told me that you would help me get Spongesally to go to the fall dance with me. You said that you would help me catch a girl! Think back!'
Patrick's flashbacks-
Spongebob gets his hand caught in the door.
Patrick laughs.
Spongebob drools all over his clothes at the sight of a Krabby Patty.
Patrick laughs.
Spongebob looks at Patrick.
Patrick laughs.
End of Patrick's Flashbacks
'Sorry, Spongebob, I just can't remember,' said Patrick apologetically.
Spongebob sighed.
Patrick grabbed a piece of paper, drew a light bulb and held it over his head. 'Spongebob, turn it on!'
Spongebob colored the light bulb in yellow.
Patrick smiled and threw the paper away. 'Now I remember.'
Spongebob turned to Patrick. 'What do I do first?'
Patrick led Spongebob over to the gym and brought him inside. 'Do everything.'
Spongebob decided to start with the weight lifting.
He grabbed the weights and managed to roll it over to Patrick, who was drinking a cool glass of lemonade.
Spongebob's eyes grew wide. 'Patrick, can I have some?'
Patrick looked at Spongebob, astonished. 'Don't bug me, I'm checking out two babes.'
Spongebob followed Patrick's gaze and saw…
Two chocolate covered doughnuts.
Heaving a sigh of anger, Spongebob began to roll his weight around again.
Spongebob: Do I have a tired face?
Me: No.
Spongebob: Do I have a purple face?
Me: No.
Spongebob: Do I have a small face?
Me: No. Well, RR as usual. Someone, please come save me!
Spongebob: Are you sure that I don't have a pretty face?