Me: Here's the chapter.
Spongebob: I hate this chapter.
Me: (Innocently) Why?
Spongebob: Because I am so tired after working out.
Me: Ok.
Spongebob: (over dramatically) I had sweat over weights!
Me: (looking at nails) Uh-huh
Spongebob: I did yoga and now I can't move!
Me: (sarcastically) Really?
Spongebob: Yes! I ran full speed for ten whole minutes!
Me: (thinking 'And I care why?')
Spongebob: I did pushups for fifteen minutes straight!
Me: (emotionlessly) Isn't that amazing.
Spongebob: I also…I umm…
Me: Here's the chapter. Enjoy.
Spongebob meets Spongesally
Chapter 5
At the end of the day Spongebob had rolled weights around, ran for ten whole minutes, done 100 different yoga exercises and done pushups for 15 minutes while Patrick checked out his babes.
Crawling over to Patrick Spongebob gulped down a glass of lemonade. 'Hey Patrick, mind if I check out those two babes with you?'
Patrick grinned. 'Ok.'
Spongebob stared at the doughnut crumbs on Patrick's face.
'Wow Spongebob, I didn't know you could check out those two babes through my stomach!' exclaimed Patrick.
Spongebob glared at Patrick. 'I'm going to bed. We'll keep training tomorrow.' At that Spongebob ran all the way home and into bed.
'Good night Gary.'
Yawning, Spongebob got out of bed and got ready for another busy day.
Ring!
Spongebob looked at the phone and sighed.
Ring!
Spongebob walked over to the phone.
Ring!
'Hello?' asked Spongebob.
'Get your butt over to the jellyfish fields!' ordered Patrick. He hung up.
Spongebob walked over to the table and sat down.
Ring!
Spongebob walked over to the phone.
Ring!
Spongebob picked up the phone. 'Hello?'
'Right now!' screamed Patrick He hung up.
Spongebob looked like a hurricane had just got him full blast in the face. His pants had blown to the other end of the room.
Racing out of the house Spongebob ripped over to Jellyfish Fields.
Me: R&R.
Spongebob: I also…
Me: (sighs) Spongebob, you didn't do anything else.
Spongebob: (dumbfounded) Oh.