Me: This is a great chapter.
Spongebob: (thinking hard!) It is in one way and it isn't in the other way.
Me: Ok?
Spongebob: I am humiliated in this chapter!
Me: (snickers) Really?
Spongebob: (gullible) Yes!
Me: Here is chapter six. Enjoy.
Spongebob: Don't laugh at me, though!
Spongebob meets Spongesally
Chapter 6
Spongebob was at Jellyfish Fields in record time. 5 seconds.
Patrick stared at Spongebob. 'Ready to start?'
'Yes!' screamed Spongebob enthusiastically.
Handing Spongebob a net, Patrick grinned. 'Catch a jellyfish.'
Spongebob started to skip out into Jellyfish fields.
'Umm…Spongebob?' asked Patrick nervously.
Spongebob stopped skipping and turned around.
'I have a question for you.'
'Ask away, friend!' cried Spongebob.
'It is kind of a personal question,' muttered Patrick. 'I am only asking because I am disturbed.'
'Ok?' said Spongebob, confused.
'Why aren't you wearing any pants?' asked Patrick.
Spongebob looked down. Blushing, he replied, 'I don't know. One second!'
'Ok,' agreed Patrick.
Spongebob raced back to his house, put on his pants and leapt back to Patrick.
'Now, go catch a jellyfish!' ordered Patrick.
Spongebob, net in one hand skipped out into Jellyfish Fields. 'La la la la la!'
After a couple of minutes, Spongebob came back to Patrick with a Jellyfish in his net. 'There! Now what do I do?'
'Put it back,' replied Patrick.
'Why? What does this have to do with catching a girl?' demanded Spongebob.
'Well, you have to catch Spongesally, so you have to practice catching things,' grinned Patrick.
After about 15 minutes, Spongebob had caught fifty-seven jellyfish.
Patrick smiled. 'Now you are ready to catch Spongesally.'
Spongebob went starry eyed. 'Really?'
'No.'
Spongebob sighed. 'Then what else do I have to do?'
'You have to learn how to wrap the girl around your little finger,' said Patrick.
Spongebob looked at his pinkie. 'I don't think that I have a big enough little finger.'
Patrick put his arm around Spongebob and steered him into Bikini Bottom.'
Me: What a great chapter.
Spongebob: (sniffs) You told me you wouldn't laugh.
Me: No. You told me not to laugh. I didn't answer.
Spongebob: One of these days…
Me: (gasps at Spongebob being angry for once)
Spongebob: (grinning stupidly) I'm going to catch Spongesally!
Me: (rolls eyes) Review please, people.