Me: What should I say?
Spongebob: Hello! My name is Spongebob!
Me: (raising eyebrows) right…
Spongebob: (puppy eyes) Want to hear a joke?
Me: No.
Spongebob: Knock! Knock!
Me: (sighs) Who is there?
Spongebob: Boo.
Me: (playing along) Boo who?
Spongebob: (cracks up) Boo hoo! Don't cry! It's only a joke!
Me: Ok then, Spongebob.
Spongebob: Ha! Ha!
Me: It wasn't that funny, Spongebob.
Spongebob: Ha! Ha!
Me: …
Spongebob: (crying he is laughing so hard) Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaaaa!
Me: Here's chap-
Spongebob: (interrupting) Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Me: Here-
Spongebob: Ha!
Me: Here is -
Spongebob: Don't you get it? Boo hoo! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Me: He-
Spongebob: Hee! Hee!
Me: (steaming up) Chapter seven!
Spongebob meets Spongesally
Chapter 7
Walking into Biniki Bottom, Patrick led Spongebob into the dollar store.
"What are we doing, Pat?" asked Spongebob.
"I told you already. You are going to learn how to wrap a lady around your little finger," replied Patrick as he led Spongebob down the isle titled 'Plastic Things That Only Idiots Would Buy.'
"But my finger is too little to wrap Spongesally around," replied Spongebob as he sadly looked at his pinkie.
Patrick stopped in front of a line up of 6 feet tall rubber fingers. "Here we go." He picked up a finger and took it to the cashier.
Spongebob paid the cashier 50 cents and walked out of the store with Patrick.
"Now what?" asked Spongebob as he stared at the 6-foot tall hairy finger.
Patrick stared at Spongebob. "You're as dumb as a sponge!"
Spongebob glared at Patrick. "Patrick…I am a sponge!"
Patrick blushed. "Oh ya."
At that moment Pearl walked down the path. She stopped and smiled at Spongebob. "Hey Spongebob! What's up?"
"The sky!" laughed Spongebob.
Pearl wrinkled her snout. "Spongebob, you could use some lessons in how to be corral." At that, she marched off.
"Wrap her around your 6 foot tall little finger!" whispered Patrick.
Spongebob shrugged and picked up the rubber finger. Walking behind Pearl he stuck the suction cup bottom of the finger to the ground. The twirled the finger around Pearl.
"Spongebob!" exclaimed Pearl. "I know you're not corral, but this is just plain stupid."
Spongebob beamed at Patrick. "I did it!"
Pearl untwirled herself from the finger and marched off in a huff.
Patrick picked the finger up off of the ground. "Good job. Now you are ready."
Spongebob squealed in joy. "I'm ready!"
Patrick smiled. "Ready for Spongesally."
Spongebob: stares at the last line I…I'm…r…ready!
Me: jaw drops You…
Spongebob: beams I'm ready!
Me: You…
Spongebob: puts hands on waist Now it really isn't that amazing!
Me: wipes a tear You can read!
Spongebob: glares
Me: gives Spongebob a hug I'm so proud of you!
Spongebob: Now you're just being cruel.
Me: halo Not me!