Me: Spongebob gets to ask Spongesally now!
Spongebob: …
Me: Spongebob is really pumped!
Spongebob: …
Me: Spongebob is so pumped he is speechless!
Spongebob: …
Me: wide eyed I think I'll call 911…
Spongebob: …
Me: on the phone Yes…yes… Spongebob is suffering from intense silence. We are all terrified.
Spongebob: Just shut up!
Me: Innocent Me?
Spongebob: Yes you!
Me: Why?
Spongebob: Because I said so.
Me: Why?
Spongebob: Because I wanted to say that.
Me: Why?
Spongebob: I didn't have anything else to say.
Me: Why?
Spongebob: Because…
Spongebob meets Spongesally
Chapter 8
Spongebob stood outside a small watermelon shaped house. He was holding the finger and three daisies. He looked uneasily over his shoulder at the bushes.
Patrick gave him a thumbs up from behind a toothpick-skinny tree.
Spongebob sat the finger on the ground, took a deep breath and raised his fist.
Patrick smiled.
Spongebob knocked feebly.
No answer.
"She's not home, I guess I'll just-" began Spongebob before the door opened.
Spongesally stood there in her little pink frilly skirt. "Yes?"
Spongebob gulped.
Spongesally smiled. "I remember you! You were that man that ran into me…"
Spongebob blushed. "Ya…"
Spongesally looked at the finger and made a small snort.
Spongebob took a deep breath and wrapped the finger around Spongesally.
Spogesally gasped. She was now wrapped around a 6-foot tall rubber finger.
Spongebob handed the three daisies to Spongesally.
Spongesally accepted the daises reluctantly. "Spongebob?" she muttered.
"Yes?" croaked Spongebob, beginning to sweat.
"There's something wrong with this…" began Spongesally.
"I knew it!" interrupted Spongebob. "You don't like the finger!"
"No!" cried Spongesally. "I like it, but… what is it?"
"I wrapped you around my little finger!" exclaimed Spongebob as he gained more confidence. "Then I worked out and got muscles!" Spongebob flexed, although you would never know he did.
Spongesally smiled. "You're so sweet."
Shifting his weight nervously, Spongebob muttered, "Will you go to the fall dance with me?"
Spongesally gave Spongebob a long look before saying. "Yes!"
Spongebob grinned as Spongesally took his hand. The couple walked down the street towards the Krusty Krabs for the dance.
Meanwhile, Patrick slept, watering the toothpick-size tree with his drool…
Spongebob: I can't believe it! She said yes!
Me: Why?
Spongebob: Because I'm irresistible.
Me: Why?
Spongebob: Because I wrap girls around my little finger.
Me: Why?
Spongebob: I don't know…
Me: smiles 'Why' is a magical word!
Spongebob: starts chasing me with the rubber finger
Me: Runs for life AHH!
Spongebob: She has other stories. Starts to gain speed
Me: hides behind garbage can Read them if you liked this story!