Chapter 6: Mysteries and voices!

Zoe's POV:

"Kyahahaha! Whoah! We reeeeaaallly screwed this little guy up, huh?" I chuckled, backing away from our victim. We had transformed the dummy from an ugly boy to a Veeeeeeeeerrry unattractive girl!

"Yes! I'll go get a camera! I wanna show my friends when I get back!" Alyssa giggled.

"I'll help you find it," I said, getting up and leaving it alone. We came back five minutes later and froze when we noticed it was gone. WTF? "Erm... Alyssa?"

"Y-Yes Zoe?"

"Where'd we put the dummy?" We began looking around worriedly... I saw this happen in a movie once... I didn't like the ending... We were too busy looking to notice a small shadow five feet away from us... Okay, ONE of us had to notice it! Otherwise, I couldn't tell you where it wa-

OH MY GOD!

"Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Katie's POV:

So! Here we are! The place where the little people on my TV screen live! Gasp! I'm fnally gonna meet Sora! The person who is Sora! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! No! Maybe I'll meet Johnny Depp! No! Maybe... Maybe...

"Katie? Where are you going?" Psycho asked from behind me. I now noticed that I was going due southwest and they were obviously going northeast.

"Oh... Nowhere..."

"Well, c'mon then! I just saw that chick who was doing Tiffany's voice in the movie!" Psycho said, pointing to a tall woman in a mini skirt and turtle neck.

"Oh! Okay!"

"Yo, Chucky?" Kretzing said, looking at the doll.

"Yeah?"

"Why would Jimmy bring Tiffany here?" she asked.

"Where'd that come from?" Psycho asked.

"Well, y'know... She's goin' along the countryside with a man who's MUCH better looking than Chucky," Chucky flipped her off, "So why doesn't she wanna run away with your Jimmy?"

"Hm... Maybe-" I started to suggest, but was cut off by Chucky.

"Isn't it obvious? She came here because she LOVES me! The girl can't keep her hands offa me!" he said, a look of pride coming into his eyes.

"That's funny... 'Cuz I remember you killed her in the last movie and left her to die in childbirth," Psycho said.

"...She had a kid?" Chucky asked, his face fell.

"Yep! It had your eyes... and your overbite problem!" I chirped. Babies are soooo cute! Except this one was all "roooooar!" Not all "awwwwww!"like it should be. Yeah. Scary little bugger.

"...OH MY GOD! SHE WANTS ME TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT! NOOOOO!" Chucky wailed, "I don't have that kind of money!"

"Wow, sucks t'be you," Psycho said, scratching her head.

"Bitch! At least PRETEND you care about my current situation!" Chucky yelled.

"why? You don't like me," she said simply. she's gotta point... OOOOOOOOOOOOH! JOHNNY DEPP! I LUUUUUUUURVE j00 JOHNNY DEPP!

"OVER HERE, BABY!" I screamed and chased after the smexy pirate man! Yaaaaaaaay!

"Katie!" Kretzing yelled.

"Aw, let 'er go. She'll be back," Psycho said, continuing on her way. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I lost Johnny a few minutes later and sat down in defeat. I sighed and flicked my tail back and forth, trying to think of what to do next. I dunno where Psycho is, and I lost Johnny...

"Misteress!"

"Jimmy?" I asked, looking for the source of the voice. I stood up and looked around. The crowd that I pushed through had gotten much bigger, so I tried calling for him.

"Mistress!" the call rang again. I tried to find him, but got pushed into the nearest store. I sighed when the crowd cleared and there was no one there that I knew.

"Jimmy..." I said sadly. Nyyyoooo! I can't lose my minion! Wait... Now I can tell the others that Jimmy and Tiffany are here! Yay! Then they can help! Yay! "Pssssssssssyyyyyyyycho!" I called. I came back to the place where we split up... Uh oh... where are my friends? "Guys...?" Oh no... I'm all alone in the city! waaau- Oooh! Shiny!

Psycho's POV:

"Auugh! I told you we shoulda gone after her!" Kretzing yelled and pointed an accusing finger at me.

"How was I supposed to know she'd go and get herself lost? Sheesh!" I grumbled. Okay... maybe I shoulda known... Sigh... Why does this always have to happen when we go somewhere? After Katie left, a huge crowd came in and pushed us far away. I tried to keep an eye on Katie, but tripped and fell. When the crowd cleared, she was gone. I admit, I feel a little guilty... "Well... how far could she have gotten? We couldn't have been pushed that far!"

"Who cares? I see the set!" Chucky said, pointing to a movie set. Jennifer Tilly walked by, surrounded by papparazzi and fans.

"Ugh. Kretzing, take Chucky and find Tiffany. I'm gonna look for Katie," I said, handing her the doll.

"Sure. Hurry up!" she said. I nodded and took off in the direction Katie left in. I ran for about two minutes until I bumped into a tall man in a trenchcoat.

"Oh! sorry..." I started to say, but the man just stared down at me with cold, blue eyes. I gulped and backed away, allowing him to pass. I sped up a little while on my way to find Katie. I looked back at the man and noticed thyat he was staring after me... CREEPY! Hm... d'you think I should scream? Naw... He left... "Weird," I mumbled and turned onto another street.

"Kaaaaaaaaaaatttttttiiiiiieeeeeee!" I called. No reply. DAMN! Where could she have gone? I hope that scary guy didn't get her...

"Psy-chan!" Katie yelled and tackled me.

"Ack! Katie! Where were you?" I yelled.

"Sight seeing! I saw lots of stuff..." she trailed off, looking back for a minute. "i think I saw Jimmy... well, HEARD him, anyway."

"REALLY? WHERE?"

"I dunno. The crowd was too big," she sighed. I mumbled and kicked a can on the ground. "But at least he's okay!" My face lightened up instantly.

"Yeah! And we found the set! So when we get Chucky situated..." I started.

"... we can leave and focus on Jimmy! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Ooh! Johnny Depp! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! I LOVE YOU!"

"Wh-W-W-What on earth?" Zoe said as she clung to Alyssa. the dummy stood not three feet away from them, wiping off the make-up and pulling off the blonde wig they put on him.

"...Um... w-Who are you?" Alyssa asked, attempting to get a few words out of him. The dummy looked at them with his large, green eyes.

"Konichiwa! Watashi Shitface!" he said cheerily.

"Oh, so he's Asian now?" Zoe said, raising an eyebrow.

"What did he call you?" Alyssa asked.

"How should I know... I think he was talking to YOU, though."

"U-Um... W-we don't understand, I'm afraid," Alyssa said, standing up. The dummy tilted his head to the side and looked at her, then at Zoe. She shrugged, unaware of what was going on at the moment.

"Uh... Do oo-yay eak-spay English... ay...?" zoe asked.

"He's Japanese, not Pig Latin, you retard!" Alyssa snapped.

"Well, at least I tried!"

"That wasn't trying! You just spoke jibberish and hoped he understood it!"

"What's your point?"

"U-Um... pardon me?" a tiny voice said. The two girls looked down at the dummy. "I speak English..."

"Oh... okay... HOW THE ELL-HAY DID YOU COME TO LIFE?" Zoe screamed.

"Stop yelling..." Alyssa mumbled.

"Well... that's a bit of a long story... Oh! Where am I?" he asked, observing his surroundings.

"Halloween Town. Who are you?" Zoe asked again, placing her hands on her hips.

"Shitface Ray," he said.

"...Pardon?"

"Shitface... I know... It's not the best name... but it's all I've known..." he said, looking sadly at the floor.

"Aw... you poor thing!" Alyssa said, making huge, sad chibi eyes.

"Oh please..." Zoe mumbled, "By the way, how'd ya' get here?"

"Dunno... But it's nice here!" he said, digging through a trunk of odd machine parts. Zoe and Alyssa looked at each other, lost for words.

"Maybe we should ask the Doc about this," Zoe said.

"Perhaps... But he seems harmless," Alyssa said, looking over at Shitface who now had a bucket on his head like a hat.

"Yeah, but HE may have taken Psycho and Katie's chance of getting home! You remember how that portal keeps breaking!" Zoe hissed. Alyssa nodded and the two girls ran out of the room, leaving the dummy with a newly discovered trunk with the words 'DON'T TOUCH, KATIE! VERY DEADLY AND EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT! IT COST MORE THAN YOU DID AND CAN PUT A HOLE THROUGH YOUR HEAD!"

To be continued... oh crap...