Final Chapter: Stalking celebs is fun!

Psycho's POV:

So, after chasing down Uma Thurman and forcing an autograph out of her, I ran from shop to shop, looking for new victims. Katie and I bumped into each other and showed off autographs and stolen items (Katie now has David Hasselhoff's boxers in her possession. The REAL Hasselhoff), we would split up again. I decided not to look like the eager fan any longer. Let's face it, after you have three muscular bodyguards chase after you with pistols, it's not so fun anymore.

"Siiiiigh... Now what?" I asked myself, stretching and looking around at shops and resteraunts. The only other celeb was Paris Hilton... and let's face it. I don't even know what the hell she's famous for. OMG ALICE COOPER!

"I MUST GLOMP YEEEEEEEWWWWW!" I screamed, chasing after the frightened rock star. Wait... DAMMIT! THE BODYGUARDS! AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! "Damn you Alice Cooper and your bodyguards!"

An hour later (those guys don't get tired of chasing fangirls. TRUST me.), I lost them and managed to steal Alice's wardrobe. Except for his undies. He can keep those.Hm... maybe I should look for Rock stars instead of actors. That might help... CHESTER BENNINGTON! I LURVE YOU! Aah! There's Dustin Hawthorne too... Which one to chase... ah... ADAM LEVINE! YOU WIN!

I have a major Maroon 5 obsession. Heehee!

Kretzing's POV:

While the other three are chasing celebs, I plan to have some "me time". I went shopping, got my hair done, nails, etc. And I bought some new clothes! I changed into them when I got the chance. I was sporting a black button-up blouse with dark blue flare jeans to match, black ballet flats, and a black cap. I look good. After my LA makeover, Katie and I hooked up for lunch and she dragged me along on the great search for David Hasselhoff. I don't know WHY she was so determined to find him. I called Psycho and asked, she just told me to go along with it.

We found him... but I don't think Katie needed to steal his boxers... How did she get those without taking off his pants.

"I have powers!" Katie giggled. Whaaaaatever. After wards...

KATIE AND I BOUGHT SURGE! KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" we screamed as we ran through Hollywood. OMG JOHNNY DEPP! OMG CHRISTINA RICCI! OMG THAT DUDE! WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Come on. You think Katie and I can hang out together without getting into a case of Surge? Weirdos.

OMG CHRIS BENNINGTON!

Katie's POV:

Hoooooooraaaaaaay! I got Davie's Panties! I'm so happy!

"Katie, he's a guy. He wears boxers," Kretzing said, throwing away the case of Surge. Our hyperness had worn off, and we couldn't buy anymore. Psycho took the rest of our money to prevent it. After we accidentally hospitalized Chris Bennington (Psycho's in love with him... and Adam Levine... and Alice Cooper... and Dustin Hawthorne... and Ben Moody... Pretty much anyone in a rock band that sings or plays a guitar.), Psycho got really mad. REALLY REALLY mad. The three of us began showing off autographs and "souveneirs". Psycho was now wearing Alice Cooper's long black trenchcoat, black boots, and black hat. It looked weird with her bright purple blouse and light blue jeans, but she didn't care.

"So, should we call Jimmy? We need to get back to the hotel," Kretzing said, taking Psycho's hat.

"Yeah, gimme a sec," I said, calling him. Psycho jumped on Kretzing, trying to get her hat back. It turned into a giant fist fight. Haha! PUNCH HER FACE! HER FACE! Give her the chair! Smack her! Kick her- Oh. jimmy's on. "Jiiiiimmy! Time to go!"

"Alright. I'm coming. Where are you now?" he asked.

"Starbucks. Hurry! I wanna go back to the room!"

"O... Okay. See you." Click!

Jimmy's POV:

"There... they're at starbucks. Happy?" I said, leaning away from the knife that was being pressed to my throat. Ashigawa smiled evilly and nodded.

"Let's go meet them, shall we? I feel it's time for a change of scenery," she said, grabbing my arm roughly and dragging me off. Damn.

Psycho's POV:

"Where is he? I'm tired! And hungry!" I groaned, rubbing my stomach.

"Stop whining! He'll be here!" Kretzing said, kicking me out of my seat.

"Hey!"

"Would you two just stop it already! Jimmy has been gone awhile..." Katie said, looking at her phone. Aw, crap! If her gets his ass lost again, I'm gonna bash his head in! I cracked my knuckles and got on Jimmy Patrol.

"Call 'im again," I said, looking up at the dark clouds settling over the city. That's funny... The forecast said it would be clear today.

"SO! Here you are!" a voice boomed. Dammit... not now, Peggy... Ugh.

"Whadda ya' want?" I asked, turning around to face the priestess.

"JIMMY!" Katie yelled.

"He's fine. Stop screaming... Who's she?" Kretzing asked.

"Peggy the Priestess," Katie and I said at the same time. Jimmy gave us an apologetic look. We nodded and looked at the entity.

"So, what brings you to LA?" I asked, shoving my hands into my pockets. She glared at me and shove Jimmy towards us. Katie latched onto him and smiled.

"Just thought you could use a change of pace... See you in the spirit realm," Peggy said, clapping ehr hands togetehr twice. A light in the clouds shone through. "Hahaha... Clap off..." She clapped again and the light disappeared. "Clap on!" On. "Off!" Off... Is there a point to this? "Ahem. Sorry, I just think that's fun to do. NOW! AWAY WITH YOU!"

She then clapped three times and the world started to spin. I kept my eyes open, knowing I would probably throw up afterwards. The world started to change. The sidewalk became grass, the skyscrapers were replaced by fields, shrines, and rivers. When we stopped... Oh God... Here comes the vomit... UGH!

Alyssa's POV:

Zoe began to pack up camp (Which consisted of a fire and two old mats we found in the field) when we saw the light on the other side of the field. Okay. Time for the bath house.

"Thank God it's a bath house! I haven't bathed in days!" Zoe whined.

"It was only two. Stop whining," I said, taking off towards the building.

"W-wait! Dammit!" Zoe cursed as she dropped the mats and ran after me.

"Come on! The sooner we get the fan, the sooner we can get home!" I yelled, speeding up. It's almost over! Yay! I'm coming home Dennis!

THE END

Okay, I lied. Dennis comes back next story. My bad. But he was never a big asset to the story, so who cares.

A little clarification for you non-rockers about the mentioned artists that Psycho stalked. Chris Bennington is the lead singer of Linkin Park and EXTREMELY cute. Dustin Hawthorne is the bass player for Hot Hot Heat and is the prettiest man in the universe. adam Levine is the lead singer for Maroons 5 and I just think he's sexy. Ben Moody co-founded Evanescence with Amy Lee and plays guitar. I just like him. And if you don't know who Alice Cooper is... HOW DARE YOU! YOU DISGUST ME! ahem. Just kidding! He's a rock star from the 70s and 80s. He was one of those heavy goth rock stars. He's just awesome, okay?

Next story is "Sprited Away, FAR Away". Psycho and Katie are restored to their human forms, but have no idea what to expect in the strange spirit realm... and what is Katie hiding? PLZ read!

Hugs and kisses, Psycho