Disclaimer: I don't own Phantom of the Opera.
A/N: I don't know how often I'll be able to update this week since I do have school. But I'll try my hardest to update. Until then, enjoy!
Chapter Three:
Dear Diary,
I think I'm going to go insane! These phan girls won't leave me the heck alone and the fop clones won't pay attention in class! Why did they even come here? And the parents are coming next week for Parent Night and we've barely covered the basics! I haven't even cast our first opera, because, to tell you the truth, all the males are incompetent, and I couldn't possibly make the audience suffer. I don't know where I'd be without Hun…
Erik paused and looked up at the authoress. "Why am I saying this?"
"Because she was my first reviewer, therefore you must love her."
"Ahh…" he said all understandingly, because I'm the authoress and I control his every movement…MWAH!
All I can say is, I WANT MY MOMMY!
Love,
Erik
P.S. What did I ever see in Christine? Today, she was hobbling around in the halls, and I happened to look down and her shoes were on the wrong feet. When I approached her about it, she told me that since Madame Giry went and started a ballet school, she just couldn't seem to get her shoes to fit correctly.
(Authoress inserts herself) Tee hee… Erik doesn't know I stole his diary and let you guys read it… (Evil grin) Anyway, on with the story…
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Parent Night:
Well, things didn't go well that night… and that's putting it mildly. Erik was almost killed by Morvana and Tariel in the punjab demonstration. Then, during the musical portion of the night, Erik for President played the bagpipes in his ear and very loudly. Then the authoress played a very squeaky accompaniment to his performance of "Music of the Night"… but of course, she was just nervous and definitely not trying to annoy Erik (wink). Then The Magic Pickle Fairy or Tay's parents brought her a pet monkey that began wreaking havoc, which made Tay happy, but greatly upset Erik, who now hates monkeys.
By the end of the night, Erik was ready to go home and cry about it to his diary, which is what he did. However, he hid it from me when I wasn't looking, so I can't tell you what he wrote.
"Hey!" NeverAfter cried. "Why don't we find his diary for you? I'm sure I can gather a few others to help me out…"
Henriette and Soul of Power ROCKS OUT LOUD immediately volunteered, being in the general vicinity and all.
"I'll provide the gear," offered SOPROL.
"And I'll provide the wickedly awesome spy outfits," NeverAfter added.
"So that leaves the snacks to me!" Henriette grinned.
Later that night, the girls met in NeverAfter's room to change into the black Phantom of the Opera tees and jeans. Then they ate a quick snack and began their quest for Erik's diary.
The three crept through the halls and up the stairs to the teacher's rooms and all the way down the hall to Erik's room. To their disappointment, they heard Erik composing.
(Authoress inserts herself) "I may be able to help."
"Really… how?"
"Well," Phantomphan said, leaning in to whisper her plan to the others. Heads were nodded and the authoress temporarily disappeared, returning with her cute doggy-pie with her. Tying a note to his collar, she taped a dog treat to the top of the doorframe and hid the girls with an invisibility cloak before disappearing.
Rusty began barking, and the spies heard Erik slam his hands on the piano before opening the door. Looking down at the dog, he saw the note and snatched it away. Then he slammed the door, causing the treat to fall. Rusty ate it greedily before running away.
A few moments later, Erik ran back out, dropping the note along the way. NeverAfter picked it up and read it while the other two began searching for the diary.
Deer Arick,
I ned hulp! I cann't git mi sho on! Plees come as sun as u caan.
Luuv,
Christine
'Wow,' thought NeverAfter, 'She spelled her name right.'
Erik's already disorganized room became a disaster as the girls tore it apart to find the perfect blackmail material. (Authoress grins)
"I found it!" Morvana, who appeared out of nowhere, cried.
"Let me see it," SOPROL snatched the book out or Morvana's hand.
"Haha! He sleeps with a night light!" she laughed as she read.
The others leaned over her shoulder to see the diary.
"Ahh! Here's what we're looking for."
(Authoress inserts herself and her dog) Well, that's all for tonight. It's really better this way… at least this way, I can update sooner, because I have something. So nighty night and sweet reviews… I mean dreams.