Disclaimer: I do not own Phantom of the Opera… I own nothing… except for these ideas (shifty eyes) OK! I don't even own the ideas… they belong to Midori and Hikari-no-Sora who is affectionately known as Megan.

A/N: Thanks for all the reviews…I was touched. (sniffles) Oh, and for those of you wondering, Jordan and Megan are my friends at school that gave me the ideas for the last chapter, so I expect you all to love them and hug them and send them lotsa candy… :-P

Enjoy this Thanksgiving inspired chapter and be on the lookout for a Christmas inspired one soon!

Chapter Six:

The school was in chaos. Pigs were running loose. The students were busy chasing Raoul the Turkey. The authoress was sitting on her wonderful throne of authoressness… or her metal folding chair…The only calm was found with Megan and Erik, who were reading.

Erik had been ranting earlier about the fact that no one would get anywhere chasing Raoul and was now reading How to Punjab a Fop in a Turkey Costume. Megan was just… well… being Megan.

"Flip…" Megan muttered.

BrideofthePhantom was leading the hunt.

"Come on! We can get this fop!" she tried to motivate the group. "Hey!" she cried, approaching Erik and Megan. "Why aren't you guys helping?"

"Reading…" they said in unison.

"Really? Whaccha reading?" she asked Megan.

"IT'S NOT AN ERIK/RAOUL IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!" Megan cried.

The entire room was still until Erik broke it with his blood-curdling scream.

BrideofthePhantom began slowly backing away. She ran to the authoress.

"And what are you doing, missy?"

"I'm writing this, so if I stop, so does this story."

BrideofthePhantom seemed to accept this and went back to the fop hunt.

"Flip…"

Since all seemed too still, the authoress brought Jordan in.

"Peegy!" Jordan cried.

"What?" Megan asked with a confused look on her face.

"Peegy!" Jordan cried again, pointing to one of the pigs running amuck.

"Ho-kay…" Megan said.

"PEEGY!" Jordan screeched and began chasing the pigs around.

Erik, having finished his book, attempted to take over the hunt. But BrideofthePhantom wouldn't stand for it.

"I'm in charge here! You can do it my way, or you can go away."

"Fine! Maybe I'll go make mashed potatoes and jello!" he cried and stormed away.

"Make sure it's cherry!" Elise (when did she get here?) shouted to him.

"Will do…"

"Flip…"

"PEEGY!" Jordan cried, pointing to Erik.

Confused, he looked behind him. There was no one there.

"Me?" he asked, pointing to himself.

Jordan nodded and said, "Peegy!"

"I'm not a pig!" Erik cried.

"I object!" the authoress exclaimed. She disappeared just as Erik pulled out his punjab…

"Peegy!" Jordan cried, pouncing on Erik.

"What the f..."

"Peegy!" Jordan grabbed the pig from Erik's back and skipped off.

"How come she gets to do that?" dark-hearted rose said, her face assuming and evil grin.

"No. Way!"

Erik began running, and dark-hearted rose began chasing him.

"But someone needs to make the mashed potatoes and cherry jello!" the authoress whined.

"I'll do it!" Elise said.

"Yay!"

"Flip…"

"We caught him!" BrideofthePhantom cried!

"Please! NO!" Raoul screamed.

"Too bad, turkey boy! You're dead meat… Get it? Dead meat? Haha!"

This, unfortunately, gave Raoul the chance to escape and shed his turkey costume.

Suddenly, a random announcer guy appeared.

"Next week on PHANTOM ACADEMY: magic hats, mashed potato men, detectives… What chaos can ensue? Tune in next week to find out!"

A/N: All my other ideas are for the next chapter, so enjoy! And for kloolk, laughing hermit. erick'slover, and Cassiopeia Lily, if you have any ideas or preferences for your character, please let me know. So don't forget to review!