Disclaimer: Don't try this at home, children! Oh, and I do not own Phantom of the Opera. These ideas are courtesy of Midori (a.k.a. Megan).

A/N: Sorry it took so long! I was going to get this out the day after Thanksgiving, but I forgot and then there was this unfortunate incident and in short, I couldn't get on to update. Enough about me… Bon Appetite and Happy Holidays!

The day after Thanksgiving:

"So what are we going to do with the leftovers?" Elise questioned.

"All we had was mashed potatoes and cherry jello…"

"I'll take the jello… I can definitely find uses for this stuff…" Megan said.

"Okay, so that leaves mashed potatoes… I say we cover Erik in this stuff and then put this hat on him and call him Erik the mashed potato man!" Jordan cried.

"Okay," Everyone nodded in agreement.

"But will he cooperate?" Elise asked.

"Don't worry," the authoress said, "I'll make him cooperate." (evil grin)

The phans set to work covering him in the gooey mess.

"These mashed potatoes are so creamy…" the authoress cooed.

"Mary mashed them," Elise replied.

Once they were done, Jordan placed the hat on top. Erik didn't budge.

"It's not working!" Megan and the authoress cried.

"But at the store they said it was a magical hat… I want my money back!" Jordan demanded. Someone handed her two quarters. "Yay!"

"Quick!" Megan cried. "Change the nose! It should be a carrot, not a potato!"

Elise quickly swapped the two. Erik still didn't move.

"It's still not working!" Megan and the authoress cried again.

At that moment, however, Erik took a step forward.

"Yay! It's working!"

Everyone began cheering.

"Wait," the authoress paused. "Snowmen are satanic!" She dashed toward her fort of authoressness.

In all their dancing, the phans didn't notice that Erik was bleeding.

"No!" they bawled. "Frosty's dead!"

"YES!" the authoress cried. "Sweet victory!"

"Wait…" Jordan said, approaching the mess. She took a sample of the "blood" and stuck her finger in her mouth. "It's just jello… and cherry: my favorite!"

Raoul jumped out in a hot pink detective's outfit. "This looks like a job for: Raoul, private J!"

"Huh?"

"It sounds cooler… LEAVE ME ALO-ONE!"

Raoul began to investigate the scene. He drew the chalk outline. He collected the evidence. He did everything you see in the movies, but in a hot pink mini skirt.

Then he began questioning the suspects.

"Hey," Megan said, "I can make this case really easy for you…" and with that, she pulled out the bowl of jello and smashed it in his face. "I'm the jello fairy!"

"Mmm…" he said, "Cherry… my favorite!"

He skipped away, his skirt flying up as well, revealing a certain pair of pink, frilly underwear.

(Sweat drop) (Twitch) "I didn't need to see that."

She ran over to phantomphan in her fort of authoressness. "Can I join you?"

"Yup."

Megan hopped into the fort.

"Dark chocolate?" the authoress offered.

Megan wrinkled her nose.

"Suit yourself," the authoress shrugged and popped another piece in her mouth.

"Fro-osty… Fro-osty…" the Phangirls began to chant.

"HOLD ME!" the authoress cried.

"But I don't like you like that," Megan replied.

The authoress gave Megan an I-know-that-you-idiot look and said, "But I'm scared!"

"Oh, fine," Megan rolled her eyes.

Why did it appear as if there were a huge rain cloud over Erik… after all, this was inside the school, right?

It began raining and all the mashed potatoes and jello washed off.

"YES!" the authoress began jumping up and down excitedly. "Frosty's gone!"

The Grim Phantasm- FEAR walked past everyone with her three ADORABLE cats which caused everyone to leave Erik standing off the side while they tried to pet the kitties.

"PEEGY!" Jordan squealed, hugging her pig.

A/N: Sorry this chapter is really late and really short. There's one more holiday chapter (New Years) and then we go back to regular classes. Well, as regular as the classes get… Please review!