Uh, hello everyone. You might not know this, but this is not phantomphan1992 writing this right now. Nope, this is Cold Toenails, but feel free to call me CT or Lori or Loretta Jane. Now I know this isn't going to be as good as Moll Doll's, but I shall attempt so humor me people. This is Phantom of the Opera, soap opera style. Ok, on with the chapter.

A dramatic and semi depressing song begins to play. Erik walked up to Cassiopeia Lilly, who has no idea of his presence. Her attention is on the little squirrel scampering about outside. "Squirrels can be so gay sometimes," she thought. As she thought this, Erik walked up behind her and placed his hands near her neck. Cassiopeia felt this and gasped. She was just about to turn around and slap him when she realized whom he was.

"Hey, Erik." Erik clasped a sparkly diamond heart necklace around her neck. "Oh, it's gorgeous!" Cassiopeia Lilly (who shall now be called just Lilly because Cassiopeia takes a while to write, sorry) said as she admired the necklace.

"It's a symbol of our love." And then they started to make out.

Not even fifteen minutes later, someone walked in on them and interrupted the make out session. That someone was Erik for President. "Lilly! Erik! What are you doing?" They stopped kissing long enough to look at Erik for President. "How could you do this to me? How could you do this to us? How could you do this to our child?"

"Your child?" Lilly asked.

"Yes, our child!" Erik for President pointed to her over bloated stomach, clearly showing she was with child.

"This can't be true. Erik loves me, not you!"

"He loved me first and he still does!"

"No, he came up from behind me and put on this necklace. That means he loves me! Besides, who knows whom that baby's father could be. But it is not Erik's for sure."

"Erik is the only man I have ever been with!" The two girls turned to Erik and waited for him to say something.

"Uh, I have to go," he said slowly walking away.

"That's your baby, isn't it?" Lilly shouted at him. "How could you do this to me?"

"Do this to you? How could he do this to me! I'm the one who is having the baby!"

"Look," Erik said, just about ready to make his escape. "I love you both, but I have to go. We'll sort this out later." Erik exits the scene. Lilly and Erik for President glare at each other as more music plays and the screen fades to black.

SOPROL was walking casually down the sidewalk, admiring the beautiful weather. "The weather is so beautiful," she thought to herself. "It's such a nice day." She was busy whistling a jolly little tune.

SOPROL has just passed an alley when someone jumped out and grabbed her from behind. She screamed bloody murder until a hand covered her mouth. "Shut your mouth," a voice whispered harshly at her. SOPROL's eyes widened with fear. She knew that voice. And you will find out later because the music started to play and it went black, signaling that it was time for a new scene.

Erik had escaped from the drama with Lilly and Erik for President and went to his favorite café. He was sipping on coffee when someone sat down at his table. "Oh, hi, Christine." Christine smirked at him. There was something odd about Christine. She looked rather different. "Did you get a make over or something?"

"Sure, you could say that."

"That's cool. Do you want some coffee?"

After chatting over caffeinated beverages, Erik and Christine decided to go to the park so they could talk in the fresh air. As Erik got up from his chair, Christine tripped him. "Hey, what did you do that for?" Christine shrugged.

"Christine doesn't seem to be herself today," Erik said to himself. "It's like she has become." Dramatic paused. "Evil!"

"JoJo, what's wrong?" asked PhantomoftheBasket over a phone. A red phone!

"I'm at the hospital with Sing for Me. Dark-hearted rose just got in a car accident and she doesn't remember anything."

"Amnesia?"

"Yes."

"That sucks."

"Yes. Come down here now."

"I'll be right there." PhantomoftheBasket hung up the phone and dashed out the door to the hospital.

"Where is she? Where is dark-hearted rose?" she screamed at a man dressed in white.

"Uh, PhantomoftheBasket," JoJo said as she suddenly appeared.

"What?" she asked as she dramatically turned around.

"That's not a doctor. That's a patient and I believe he is dieing of cancer."

"Oh." PhantomoftheBasket twirled back to face the guy. "Sorry, I thought you were a doctor."

"I'm a doctor," another guy said.

"And how do we know that?"

"He has to be," JoJo said. "He has a heart listener thing but I currently forgot what it is called."

"Oh yeah, how could I be so blind? Now tell me where dark-hearted rose is! Tell me now!" she screamed as she shook the doctor roughly.

"Over there," he said pointing to a room. "Please, just don't kill me!"

"He's really weird," PhantomoftheBasket said to JoJo as they went to their friend's room. She was sitting up in bed, watching TV. Phantom of the Opera was on. Dark-hearted rose was concentrating very hard at the TV. Tears were beginning to spill from her eyes.

"Hey, dark-hearted rose, we're here," JoJo said. Dark-hearted rose looked over at them. She did not recognize them

"Who are you?" Everything began to get dark and the dramatic music began to play again.

SOPROL was lying on her bed, sobbing her eyes out. NeverAfter entered the room and say SOPROL crying. "What wrong?" NeverAfter asked gently.

"I-I was." She paused for dramatic ness. "I was attacked."

NeverAfter gasped. "By who?

"Raoul."

"When did this happen."

"I was just walking around and whistling to myself, not hurting anyone. Then he came out of no where and tried to kidnap me!"

"Did he do anything to you?"

"No."

"Good." NeverAfter could see that SOPROL was still very shaken up over this. "Don't worry, I shall avenge you. I have the perfect plan." She left the room to get the red telephone. She punched in a phone number and waited for the person to pick up.

"Hello, is Hailie there?"

"Christine, what is wrong with you?" Erik asked. He was soaking wet because Christine had just shoved him into the fountain. "Why are you so evil now."

"I am not Christine."

"Then who are you?"

"I am her evil twin, Evangeline Daee."

"Evangeline Lilly?"

"No! Daee you fool! And I was sent here to destroy you!"

"But, why would you do that? Don't you love me? Everyone loves me! You can't kill me!"

"I do love you," Evangeline Daee said. "That is why I have been tripping you and what not. It's because I don't want to kill you, but now I have to." She pulled out a forty-four. "I'm sorry. Goodbye Erik."

"No, don't!" Erik did the only thing he could think of to stop her. He lunged at her and kissed her. It worked; she was distracted from killing her.

It didn't really matter anyway. Erik was going to be killed one way or another. Just as he kissed Evangeline Daee, Lilly and Erik for President was walking towards them. They stopped momentarily but then began to run and full speed forward to kill him.

"You said you loved me!"

"You told me that too! And this is the second girl I've seen you with today! Is there anymore, Erik? Is there?" Sky began to weep.

"Now look what you did!" Evangeline Daee said as she and Cassiopeia Lilly comforted Erik for President. "Do you have no sensitivity towards woman?"

"Yes!"

"Then you wouldn't just get a girl pregnant and leave her."

"I-."

"I don't care if you've been away for so long and you just want some love. You don't do that! You have no right!"

"Yeah, Erik. You are such a jerk!"

"I didn't want her to cry," Erik said slowly. He felt awkward. Now he had three girls angry with him and it looks like may be working together now.

"Just shut up, Erik. Have you not done enough?"

"Can't I say something?"

"No!" Cassiopeia Lilly and Evangeline Daee screamed at him.

"But I-."

Erik for President's facial features twisted into a look of pain. "I think the baby is coming."

Dramatic music!

A blonde hair girl wearing short black shorts and a light blue tank top with a black kitty on it walked into the gym. She was on a mission, a mission to get revenge. After a moment of looking around, she saw her target. She walked over to him.

Raoul looked at the girl walking over to him. "Hey, I'm Raoul," he said.

"Hailie," said Hailie in a perky voice. She looked at Raoul who had covered himself with oil because he thought it would make him work out better. He also thought it looked very sexy on him.

After a few moments of talking, Hailie (using her vixen powers) had Raoul wrapped around her fingers. She took out a lighter from her penguin purse. "You smoke?"

"No," Hailie said. She lights the lighter and held it up to Raoul's long flowing hair. It started on fire and was burning quickly because he put most of the oil in his hair.

"No, not my long flowing hair! You crazy hoe! What was that for?" He tried to pat out the fire but it only made it spread through out the rest of his body.

"I was sent by NeverAfter. Revenge is a bitch, ain't it?"

"Dark-hearted rose, what's wrong?" JoJo asked.

"I don't know who they are!"

"Us? We're you're friends."

"Not you! I don't care about you! I want to know who they are!" She pointed up at the TV. "I can almost remember, but I still don't know. And I want to! I want to!"

"Ok," PhantomoftheBasket said calmly. She handed the amnesia girl a lollipop that doctors hand out. "It's going to be ok, you'll remember."

"Hey, I want one!" JoJo exclaimed. "Give me on!" PhantomoftheBasket was about to hand her one when they heard a lot of commotion going on outside the room. They left dark-hearted rose momentarily. She wouldn't notice anyways, she was too busy being entertained by the delectable lollipop.

"What's going on?" JoJo asked. People ran by. "Hey, don't we know them?"

"Yeah, and that's Erik for President in the wheelchair!"

"She looks pregnant. When did she get pregnant?"

"I don't know, but let's go see."

"Ewe, I don't want to see a baby be born! And what about dark-hearted rose?" They looked back in the room.

"I think she'll be alright," PhantomoftheBasket said. "Let's go!"

Just as they were heading off, more doctors flew by with a stretcher. "What happened to him?" a doctor asked.

"He was set on fire."

"How? Why?"

"He said it was some girl named Hailie."

"That bitch! She struck again!"

"My hair, my long beautiful flowing hair!" Raoul cried as he was rushed into a surgery room.

A couple of hours later, the baby was out and dark-hearted rose got her memory back. Apparently the sucker she was eating was magic and made her regain her memory. Who would have ever guessed?

"What are you going to name her?" PhantomoftheBasket asked. They had all gathered into the room.

Erik for President thought it over and took her time for a dramatic effect. She opened her mouth to say something when someone kicked open the door. Everyone turned his or her head to see whom it was. CeruleanRider stood in the doorway looking rather ticked off. Her hair was a mess too. "That is my baby and I want her back!"

"You're baby? No, this baby belongs to Erik for President."

"No, she was only faking her pregnancy so that Erik would fall for her. I was the one who was really pregnant." Cue dramatic music!

"Then who is the father?" Evangeline Daee asked.

"Erik." Everyone glared at Erik.

"I'm sorry," he said. They all shook their heads.

And I have to stop there so Moll Doll and finish this if it seems unfinished. Sorry it was not random or funny, but I have stuff to do. This was difficult for me because I had to keep it PG. So sorry again if I have disappointed you.

With Love,

CT

Beta Note: Hey everyone, it's phantomphan! So how's my little protégé do? I've trainder her well, huh? I'm totally proud of her. Now review or I'll have her write another chapter like this and she'll do something to you.

Coming Up Soon:

Megan's class. Lots of confusion over Erik's real name. COOKIES! Japan? See what all of this actually means next time on (dramatic announcer guy) PHANTOM ACADEMY!