Steph: yay, good chapter! ok I'm just gonna jump into the story cuz I don't have anything to say. This is gonna be a short chapter though. I don't even know if anyone likes this story... .

Seth: I do not own yu-gi-oh or anything else. just read and review please!

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chapter 2: Detentions and the new kid

"Bakura, you realize the seriousness of this situation! Stop laughing! you can't just randomly start hitting people when your mad!" Bakura stopped laughing and looked at the principal.

"I can do what I want when I feel like it! The bastard deserved it anyway.." Bakura's eyes drifted towards the door, thinking about the kid on the other side of it.

"I understand why you were mad, but there's no reason you couldn't have talked it out." Bakura started laughing again, this guy was just to much. Bakura used his most sarcastic voice to say,

"Oh yea, a simple 'Marik, my beloved boyfriend, I saw you in the Bathroom making out with Yami, and I just wanted to say I'm mad, and your a real asshole and I hope you burn in hell, but first have a cookie!" He stuck his middle finger up at the end to emphasize he can't be nice in a situation like that. The principal sighed and was about to go into another one of his lectures. Bakura was here enough of times to know how it went.

"Bakura, maybe you need to go to a anger--"

"So how long am I suspended for this time, I don't have all day" Bakura cut him off, being told what to do was going to piss him off more.

"well, since it's a four day weekend, mine as well take off the rest of that week, since it's just a vacation to you." The principal crossed his arms over his chest and leaned back in his chair.

"Yup, but think, it will be a vacation for you too, since we practically see each other everyday." Bakura gave another cocky smirk.

"Oh, which reminds me, I received a slip from your English teacher. It seems you were...plotting evil doom on the world again?"

"Yea and tell that bitch to give me my paper back, those were some of the best ideas I've had in a while!" Bakura had a cynical look on his face.

"Bakura, how many times do I have to tell you- plotting to overthrow the school and the world aren't school appropriate um..activities. ugh, you have a detention today after school, now try going to class- and don't get lost like last time." The principal handed Bakura a detention and a suspension slip.

"Thank you. You know I love these 'get out jail free' cards." The principle shook his head at the fact that it's true, suspending Bakura was just like letting him take a few days of school off with no punishment.

With that Bakura walked out of the office to go answer the many questions he had to ask the boy.

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(in the principles office)

"Marik...I can't tell who is in my office more, you or Bakura. Yet I could never imagine you two fighting. I guess the same goes for you, your suspended the rest of the week next week. Now I have another complaint about you throwing... Ketchup filled condoms in the locker room?" Marik smirked proudly and nodded his head. It was funny watching all the guys scream like girls.

"Well, we were out of water balloons. And we also wanted to see how strong and safe condoms actually were, think of it as a science experiment. We were learning!" Marik was sure the best one to come up with excuses in tight spots.

"We? who was this other part of the 'we'? I was only informed it was you." Marik quickly thought about it then answered

"It was just me, I'm just so used to saying we, I guess I forgot." The principle thought about it, then decided for the first time to believe Marik, well about the 'we' thing.

Marik knew there was another part to the 'we', Bakura. Why did he just save Bakura from getting in trouble? Wasn't he supposed to be mad at him? Still, it felt like the right thing to do at the time. 'Maybe I did mess up bad with Bakura. Now who is going to help me with all the pranks! Who's going to help escape from prison, I mean school when I get board! Bakura didn't even listen to the reason why I was with yami, not that I don't understand why, but sometimes bakura doesn't think and I guess I didn't either. Still, if he wants to play the 'cheating game' I'm in' .

"Fine, I should give you a week of detentions, but I'll only give you one. You see--"

"Thank you so much great principle who rules the school and has connections with the FBI, now I'll just be going and--" Marik was stopped from walking out the door. The principle grabbed his head, obviously developing a headache from dealing with both Bakura and Marik today.

"Hold it Marik, you not done with your punishment yet." Marik pouted and sat back down in the seat, knowing the principle as going to make him do something he really wasn't going to want to do.

"We have a new student in the school, I would like you to show him around the school and stay with him all day, then after school I would like you to show him around the area maybe." Marik thought about this, play baby-sitter to a new kid, or get detention for the next week. It wasn't a hard choice.

"Where is he?" He principle stood and walked to the lobby with Marik, where a kid with blond hair sat sitting with his head in his hands, as if he really didn't want to be here.

"Malik?" the principle called to him. 'hum..his name is similar to mine...cool...now I want ice-cream.' Marik thought looking around for a way to escape and get some. Malik stood and walked towards them, not looking thrilled at all.

"Yea?" he asked in a tired voice.

"This is Marik, he will be showing you around the school today and will stay with you in your classes, then after school he will show you around town a bit, ok?" Malik smiled and

nodded his head.

"But why does he have to stay with me in my classes? Won't that make him miss his?" Malik asked.

"Marik doesn't go to class any way, at least he will be in some class room, and he might even learn something" Malik just laughed and looked at Marik, who stuck his tongue out at the principle as he turned his head away.

"Wait," Marik said. "I have detention after school...maybe you could just forget about it and let me show him around town?" Marik said trying his best to get out of it.

"Nice try Marik, ketchup filled condoms should get you suspended, but I was nice and gave you one detention. Malik will just have to go with you and wait." then the principle turned and walked away. Marik looked at Malik to see him trying to keep a straight face, but failed and started laughing hysterically.

"Ketchup...filled... condoms" he said in between laughs. Marik couldn't help at smirk at this new kid, maybe today wouldn't be so bad. 'I wonder if he wants to go get some ice-cream too?' Why did he want ice-cream so badly?

"That's only what I did yesterday, you should her some of the things I've done." Marik said sounding like it was no big deal.

"Tell me! Tell me!" Malik said like a little kid. That's when a little light went off in Marik's head. He had a plan. A good one. And it involved this new kid, Malik.

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Steph: I thought it was a good place to leave off, I'm going to make it so I alternate between Malik and Marik and Ryou and Bakura. Then they will come together at the end..kinda.

Seth: remember if you like it, review to it and I will keep going!