Okay, this is super random and takes a turn that not even I knew that was comming. Read and Review!


Is that granny?

It was a Friday afternoon and Sam was stuck in her house babysitting her cousin Dill.

"Sit down."

"No!"

"Sit down!"

"No!!"

"I SAID SIT DOWN!!!"

"Okay…"

She was exhausted, that kid was nothing but trouble. He's been three hours in her mansion and already destroyed half of it. In the kitchen all the plates where broken, in the libraries all the books where ripped apart and worst, her bedroom was a mess because of him.

She had made him sit on a giant block of ice in the freezer to calm him down, which apparently was making the trick. He just sat there, begging her to let him go. It was though to make Sam do this to little kids, but he asked for it.

"Now, when I let you go, IF I do, you have to promise to stay still and sit on the couch until your parents get here." She said crossing her arms.

"Uh…. Sure?" He said before he froze to death.

"That doesn't sound honest… I think you need a little alone time with Mr. Freezer." She said smiling sweetly.

"No! Please! I'm sorry!" He begged, he would have done it in his knees but his butt was stuck on the giant ice cube.

She considered for a moment and saw that it really was making him suffer so she let him go. He limped to the couch, his butt was asleep and he couldn't feel his legs.

He looked at her angrily. "You're evil you know that?"

"Yep!" She simply replied and she placed a hand on the side of her face.

She pulled what seemed to be a mask and instead of Sam Manson was an old woman.

"GRANNY MANSON!?" He yelled amused.

"You got that right kido. Now, will you misbehave?"

"No."

"Will you tell anyone about this?"

"No!"

"Will you keep trashing the house?"

"No!!"

"WILL YOU STOP BEING ANNOYING FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT!?"

"No… I mean yes!"

There was a pause and for a moment Dill wondered if granny was working out because her body was exactly like a teens. She was angry and yelled that she was going to the bathroom to get some aspirins for her headache. She told him that if he moved she'll tell everyone that he trashed the whole mansion so he obeyed.

She opened the bathroom door and looked at herself in the mirror. She giggled happily as she took off the mask. It was Sam all along.

"Works every time!"