Author's Note: Vinsemouse wrote a cross over between Supernatural and Dukes of Hazzard, this has nothing to do with that, but it is a crossover between the same. It came to be because she got me and Miky hooked on Supernatural, and Miky wanted me to write what it would be like if Dean and Sam was out hunting ghost and saw the running around with the coffin in the Rest In Peace Henry Flatt episode.

It's also because both Dean and Luke are alpha males, and I wanted to see what would happen if they got at each others….. Well, this is it, at least this time…..

Big thanks to Vinsemouse for beta work.

Warning: The warning is placed here for vinsmouse, who wanted a spew warning here, claiming it might be a bad idea to drink while reading the funnier parts. So please keep in mind that drinking any kind of beverage while reading this, might be hazzard'ous to the health of your screen.

Disclaimer: The Duke Boys are not mine, I don't own the Duke boys, nor the General Lee. I promise that once I'm through with them, there will be nothing broken that a trip to Cooter's garage can't fix….

The Strangest Things In Life

Chapter Two: Game Without Rules

Dean looked up from his second beer as a sheriff and a deputy came into the bar and started talking to the bar maid about a coffin in her jeep. Seeing as how this was his job, Dean figured to find out what they were doing. He was almost sorry Sam wasn't there to see it, but then again Sam didn't have that much a sense of humor. Oh boy it was something when they went out with a couple of farm boys to check the jeep in question. Dean had seen a lot of dead bodies and coffins, the jeep contained neither, though he supposed they could always check in the glove compartment. Maybe there was enough space there to stuff a dead cat, if it was already cremated, but then there would be no reason to worry, and who'd put a cat in the glove compartment anyway?

He liked the way the blonde and the brunette handled things though, them two boys were pretty smart, and apparently cousins to the pretty bar maid he had tried to get to know better before.

Chuckling he turned back to his beer, the law sure did seem incompetent enough. Dean would hate to break it to them, but he had seen the blonde and dark haired boys, with aide from an old goon and a pretty girl, move it to a white convertible. Now, whatever they were up to, Dean would much rather watch things unfold than go complain. If the body in the coffin got pissed, he could always do something about it later. Right now, he was having a good time watching the show.

Especially when a fat man in a white suit came running and raging about the coffin, it was clear to him that everyone was trying to blame someone else. Well, Dean rooted for the boys, first because he didn't like the law much, but also because they had the pretty cousin.

Then the circus started up again as the said coffin had moved to a pickup truck, that no one could find anywhere around. Probably because the old man and the blonde girl had driven off with it, just after they unloaded the coffin and moved it to a police car.

Dean could barely keep from laughing, it was hilarious, especially the last attempt at arrest. The boys sent the deputy to the floor beneath a table, with buttermilk all over his uniform, and the police didn't have anymore luck. Whatever was going on around here, it was a heck of a lot of fun to watch.

When the coffin ran off in the trunk of an orange charger, the only thing Dean could do though was to congratulate the boys on having one cool ride.

"Did you find anything out?" Dean asked Sam a while later.

"Yeah, besides the fact there's a tiny and feisty old lady in there who kept talking about someone named Jesse," Sam nodded. "The ghost, is that of a Henry Flatt, seemed he pulled some scam on someone here and cheated him out of a lot of money, and now they think he's after revenge on the man he cheated."

"I don't think it's that complicated," Dean grinned.

"You don't huh, what do you think?" Sam demanded.

"I think the people here are just crazy," Dean chuckled. "Look, that fella ain't dead Sammy, but he wanted everyone to think he was, so he stole a dead body to put in the grave, an' it was him doing all that people saw."

"And how did you find that out?" Sam demanded.

"I saw it, in the bar," Dean laughed. "I'm serious Sam, and I've got evidence to back me up."

"Okay, then why don't you explain it to me?" Sam demanded.

"Look Sam, why don't ya ask them two boys over there, they were smack down in the middle of it," Dean grinned. "I asked around, that there is Bo Duke, and Luke Duke."

"Dean, that's the most ridiculous named I've ever heard, no one would name a kid Luke Duke, you've made it up, and this is your idea of a joke."

Instead of answering him Dean stopped a passerby. "Excuse me sir, could you tell me who them fellows are, I think I recognize them, but I'm not sure?"

"Why it's the Duke boys, Bo and Luke Duke," the man told them before continuing.

"As I said before you decided to doubt me, they're some local trouble makers of some sort, and tend to be in the middle of all the things going on, and what's going on here, ain't no ghosts, but it sure was fun," Dean laughed.

"So there's nothing for us to do but get out of here?" Sam asked.

"Well, I kinda wanna get to know that girl a bit better, come on Sam, we're here, we don't have anything better to do, so why not have some fun?"

"Alright," Sam agreed since he knew he wouldn't win the argument anyway. "But if you get into any trouble, we're leaving."

TBC

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