Author's Note: Vinsemouse wrote a cross over between Supernatural and Dukes of Hazzard, this has nothing to do with that, but it is a crossover between the same. It came to be because she got me and Miky hooked on Supernatural, and Miky wanted me to write what it would be like if Dean and Sam was out hunting ghost and saw the running around with the coffin in the Rest In Peace Henry Flatt episode.

It's also because both Dean and Luke are alpha males, and I wanted to see what would happen if they got at each others….. Well, this is it, at least this time…..

Big thanks to Vinsemouse for beta work.

Warning: The warning is placed here for vinsmouse, who wanted a spew warning here, claiming it might be a bad idea to drink while reading the funnier parts. So please keep in mind that drinking any kind of beverage while reading this, might be hazzard'ous to the health of your screen.

Disclaimer: The Duke Boys are not mine, I don't own the Duke boys, nor the General Lee. I promise that once I'm through with them, there will be nothing broken that a trip to Cooter's garage can't fix….

The Strangest Things In Life

Chapter 3: You Mean This Trouble?

Sam had to admit he liked the local bar, it was warm, friendly, and it had a nice atmosphere. He wasn't like Dean, but he found there was girls even he enjoyed looking at there.

Dean had his eyes on the barmaid though, and it worried Sam, because the two boys he had pointed him out to him earlier, also had their eyes on her and on Dean. He had heard Dean say they were cousins, and Sam was willing to bet they were pretty protective cousins at that.

"Come on sweetheart, why don't you sit down with me for a spell?" Dean suggested.

"Sorry Mister, not while I'm working," she shook his hand.

"Oh come on, you're such a pretty girl I'm in love," he grinned.

"Hey come on, get yer hands off my cousin!" the blonde declared angrily stepping over.

"Bo, Luke, back off, they ain't even done nothing yet," Daisy glared at them.

"But he sure looks like he's just waiting for the chance," Luke stated. "And we don't let no one mess with our cousin."

"I'm just talking to her," Dean defended himself angrily.

"And you can just stop talking to her," Luke went on not really bothering about Daisy or what she said.

Sam groaned, Dean was what they called an alpha male, he wanted to be the best and strongest in the bunch, and this dark haired one struck Sam to be much the same. If he was protective of his cousin, who was the girl Dean was hitting on, they were in trouble.

"Come on Dean, let's get out of here," Sam urged.

"Aw come on, I was just talking to her, why don't you mind your own business?" Dean ignored the warning.

"Now I've about had it," Bo threw the first punch, the days business had left both him and Luke mighty frustrated, they wanted a way to vent steam, and Dean provided a good one as he was clearly getting angry.

After the first punch, Daisy threw the second one, giving Bo a good one in the gut that left him winded for air and Luke stepped in into his place. Just in time to take a blow from Dean while Sam made it for the door.

Dean and Luke were both strong and good fighters, and Dean was quite surprised how much trouble he had taking on the brunette. Normally, no one who wasn't supernatural in some way got past his first line of defense, this guy got past both the first and second line, and would have been a good challenge if the girl hadn't stepped in. She took out her second cousin with a beer pitcher, and before Dean knew it, they were all three of them out the door in a heap.

"You know something, that cousin of your's is tough," Dean grinned.

"She lay down the law alright," Luke replied. Once the fight was over, there was no real reason to keep the argument going.

"She does that, she likes to pounce on us every once in a while," Bo explained, punched me out for punching you….

"I can tell, wasn't gonna do anything either, just wanted to have a good time," Dean explained, taking a liking to them. They were cool, and they didn't hold grudges.

"Yeah, well, we don't usually go down on anyone talking to her like that either, but it's been a bad day," Luke apologized.

"I figured, saw the ruckus earlier, I'm Dean, and the wimp there is my brother, Sam," Dean explained.

"I'm Luke Duke, and this here is my cousin Bo," Luke told them as they shook hands. "Tell ya what, since we all got thrown out of there, why don't we go somewhere else?"

"Got anywhere in mind?" Dean grinned.

"Well, our buddy Cooter is at his place, and I know he'll have a couple of beers there too," Luke chuckled. "Think ya can keep up with us on the way there?"

"If I can't, my car can, lead the way," Dean grinned, pulling Sam along. Why couldn't more cases be this much fun….?

The End

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