Me: ahem….i just wanted to see if a picture would show up…we'll find out soon enough…if it does, ignore it…if not…don't worry about it…ANYWAY!!! I'm back!!! To update!! Woo!!
Brooklyn: yes, yes, you should all be very excited. If your not…
Caius: SCREW YOU!!!!
Kai: THAT'S MY BOY!!
Me: idiots…
Yuri: moving right along…
Me: right, well, people are getting touchy about the lack of yaoi scenes…YOU TRYING LIVING WITH A HOMOPHOBIC DAD THAT LIKES TO READ EVERYTHING YOU WRITE!! EVEN IF YOU DON'T LET HIM!!! THIS INCLUDES YOUR DIARY!!!
Edward: uh…anyway…
Me: ah, yes. Yaoi scene this chapter. Because you people are getting touchy…I'll have you know I'm writing this at the LIBRARY!!! Ahem…anyway, no KaixYuri yoai scene unfortionatly. I promised this chapter to Caius and so it would mentally scar him for life if he saw his dad and his best (adult) friend going at it. So…sorry 'boutchya. But!! I've brought in the hottest replacement I could find. Edward Cullen from the book Twilight by Stephanie Meyer.
Edward: such kind from such a demented little girl…
Me: bite me….anyway, he's not a vampire in this one because he needs to be 14 and he gets turned at 17…so….yeah…AND!! for those of you who haven't read Twilight, which I'm going to assume is most of you, go pick it up and read like the wind. Till that happens, I'll do you a favor and give you a ruff bio…
Name: Edward Cullen
Eye color: goldish/topaz sometimes…
Hair color: kind of a bronze-y color (neh, I brought you another red head!! LOVE ME!!)
Hobbies: listening and collecting music (-cough.and.stalking. long story short: READ THE BOOK!!)
Me: on top of all this…he's nice and chizled…anyway!!! Good ol' Edward gets a band in my fanfic. A swing band. Why? Well, if you read the book you would know this, but its because that's mostly what he likes…and because I recently got hooked….so!! all songs that will be mentioned will be from the following bands: Big Bad VooDoo Daddy, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Bryan Setzer (maybe), and the Swingers movie sound track. Names of songs will be given at the end of the chapter. It'll be your job to go and look for them if you feel it nessicary. Hokai? Hokai! Now then, because we missed it at opening, SOMEBODY RUN MY DICLAIMER!!
Rei: that bitch over there that's screwing up my life doesn't own a damn thing. She only wishes she does.
Me: I own the fic…that's about it…sick fantasies included by the way…oh yeah, by the way, i will gladly take a beta. untill then, you guys only get caps when they start yelling at people and for names. i'm throwing bad grammer in here too, even if its gonna be painful to do...any volanters? (p.s. if i dont get a beta by next chapter, i'm gonna start spelling wrong on purpus. like that...)
Edward: lets get on with this shall we?
Me: WE SHALL!!
Caius's P.O.V.
Lunch ended without to many up rawrs. Rei was overly unhappy but i didn't care. to be honest i dont like him much. i decided i'd walk with Yuri and we'd meet my father and Rei at home. i wanted to talk to him about the plans for my birthday party.
"so what exactly do you have in mind?" he asked me as we walked.
"i want it to be diffrent from all the other birthdays i've had. something everybodies going to remember..." i looked up at him. he looked like he'd come up with a million dollar idea. a rather divious on at that.
"Caius...how do you feel about swing music..."
i stared at him. what did swing music have to do with anything? "its okay...i've only listened to it once or twice..why?"
"have you gotten a band yet?"
"no.."
"and have you settled on a theme?"
"not really..."
"then i've got just the thing your looking for."
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an hour later i was standing in front of a run down...hell, i dont even know what it looked like. Yuri walked in and i hesitated before walking in after him. the place reeked of beer and over cooked food. it was empty for the most part and there was a stage set up at the back. the instruments weren't tipical for any band i'd ever heard and i assumed it was because swing music is way diffrent form any band i'd ever heard.
i turned to see Yuri missing. he was already at the bar, talkeing to the bar-tender, some how fitting into the scene. i ran after him, not really wanting to be there.
"and he's not here yet?" i heard Yuri ask the man beind the counter as i came colse to them.
"nope. sorry Yuri. i got no clue where he is."
"i know where he is"
we turned to see a teenage boy coming towards us. his green eyes filled with dilight for some reason. his hair black hair was slicked back and there was a bounce in his step.
"hello, Jay" Yuri said, turning to him.
"it's good to see you again, Yuri. i take it you're looking for Edward."
"you are correct sir!"
"he went to lunch with his mom. he was gonna pick up Vash on his way back." (a/n: yes it's Vash the Stampede from Trigun. i got sent a hilarious yuotube video with him in it and i couldn't resist adding him. sorry)
"how long till he's back do you think?"
"just a few minutes. he left almost an hour and ahalf ago."
"thanks Jay"
"anytime, man"
he looked me up and down and smiled before walking away. i twiched a little and followed Yuri to a near by empty table.
"its gotta be a cawinceadence (a/n: okay, i really dont know how to spell that word...BETA VOLANTEERS?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!)" i said as i took a seat next to him.
"what is?"
"...there a maid that works around the house. her son's name is Edward. she had lunch with him today. left rigth after we did."
"what are the chances, he mummbled, stareing at the stage.
what were the chances? there was no way that this Edward was the Edward i knew. the Edward i'd had a thing for since i turned 11 almost two years ago. there was just no way it was that overly hot red head that hung out around the manor helping his mom when she needed him. that overly hit red head that i'd follow around because he said i could. that overly hot red head that had eyes that made me want to melt. that overly hot red head that made me have my first wet dream. okay, maybe that was a little too much information, but it was the truth. i could honestly say i loved this guy. there was just no way it was him.
"Caius?"
i turned at the sound of my name.
OMIGOD, IT WAS HIM!! my overly hot red head. he was wet and his white cotton shirt clung to his bare skin under neith it. his hair clung to his fave and droplettes of watter fall on to hid already soaked shoulders. his pants gushed water, leaveing a puttle beneith him. i had to close my mouth to stop myself from drooling.
"Edward!" i heard some one else call. it was the guy we'd talked to before, Jay. he was coming towards us. "what the hell happened to you?!"
he looked angry and spun around, pointing an acusing finger at the spikey haired blod behind him. "VASH HAPPENED!! that son of a bitch threw me in the river!! if i get namonia, your paying the bill!!"
the blond, who i now new as Vash, laughed and patted Edwards shoulder. "come on man," he said walking past him. "you never get sick. but if you do, i'll pay the bill. so chill out. Yuri's here!"
"along with what seems to be our new, cute, client." Jay said, sitting down now.
i glared at him as Vash took the seat next to him.
"how do you know Yuri?" i said, still glaring.
"Yuri gets us gigs." i looked at Edward who was pulling up the chair next to me. "he's kinda like our manager."
"oh." i squeeked, looking away.
"anyway," Yuri said, calling all attention back to him. "i brought you here to listen to them. they're really good, Caius. i think they should play at your party. i'll admit, it's not gonna be average, but thats what you wanted right? you wanted it to be diffrent, out there, memorable? they're all those things. they're one of the best swing bands in the city. hell, they are the best swing band in the city. and a once you got the music, down, the theme follows. besides, i know more about this stuff then god. i can do this theme. anything else, i'm gonna go balistic on your ass. so, you dont have to decided right now, but you do have to listen to them, okay?"
i nodded. i wanted to listen to what these guys had to offer, even if it was only because Edward was apart of it.
"Jay, is Stella, Night, and Elias in the back?" i looked at Edward as he spoke.
"they sure are. you want me to go get 'em?"
"yeah. me and Vash'll set up."
"okay!"
with that, Jay darted from the table and behind the bar, greeting the bar-tender as he went. Edward and Vash moved to the stage and set up the equpitment. i watched him as he moved around the stage, mezmerized. i lost track of time and before i knew what was going on. Jay, Vash, Edward, and the others who i didnt know by name, except Stella because she was the only girl, were on stage ready to preform. my eyes widened slowly as i noticed Edard was center stage.
"Yuri?"
he turned to me, curiousity in his eyes.
"is Edward they're lead singer?" i asked, keeping my eyes on Edward the whole time.
"he sure is. and damn does that kid have a voice. you're gonna love this, Caius. that i can promise you."
the music started and it slowly filled the room. it was a fast tempo from the start. the few people in the room turned to listen when Edward started to sing.
"mama married a big ass hole,
whisky bottles on the on the floor.
he just keeps on watchin' tv,
step-child tierd of bein' poor.
kitchen smells like a wroten garbage,
i can't chew my food and my face is swore.
mama didn't come home last evenin',
neighbors say that she's a whore.
some folks never want for nothin',
i'm a worn out handy-down.
stupid rich kid gets me angry,
lord I'm gonna cut him down.
and now i'm goin' off the same ol' story,
at 21 I fell in love.
she left me just like the others,
jesus why'd you curse my love?
"drunk daddy broke my fingers.
drunk daddy done and kicked my head.
drunk daddy smashed my sister,
turned my whole world red.
drunk daddy broke my fingers.
drunk daddy done and kicked my head.
drunk daddy smashed my sister,
turned my whole world blood red,
yeah.
"i held a burden for the high and mighty,
but I'm the top hat devil's son.
i got the look of the drunk,
try an' nail me.
i'm they bulls eye,
aim your gun.
yesterday,
the shook your hand boy.
now they're gonna stab your back.
i can hear they're sickenin' laughter,
sneakin' like a siamese cat.
back stage in the club bath room,
i grave an image on the wall.
i'm about to get my vengeance,
lights go down in the hall.
you gotta move fast to beat the devil,
your arms to short to box with god.
big shadow in the door way,
he's not gonna spare the rod,
so get out.
"drunk daddy broke my fingers.
drunk daddy done and kicked my head.
drunk daddy smashed my sister,
turned my whole world red.
drunk daddy broke my fingers.
drunk daddy done and kicked my head.
drunk daddy smashed my sister,
turned my whole world blood red."
the music slowed and Edward seemed to be more talking the singing.
"he's coming up the stairs.
He's got that thing in his hand.
No, dad, don't, leave me alone.
No, no, daddy, don't.
He's comin' up the stairs.
Oh, he's got that thing in his hand.
Okay, dad, you can beat me,
But you'll never beat me!"
"drunk daddy broke my fingers.
drunk daddy done and kicked my head.
drunk daddy smashed my sister,
turned my whole world red.
drunk daddy broke my fingers.
drunk daddy done and kicked my head.
drunk daddy smashed my sister,
turned my whole world blood red.
Blood reeed yeeaaah."
i sat there, dump struck. i couldn't say any thing. there was nothing to say. it was amazing. his voice was the most amazing thing i'd ever heard. like the voice of an angel. no. better then an angel.
for the first time since the music started, i realized Edward wasnt the only one on stage. Jay hopped off with Vash close behind. Stella, Night, and Elias (who i still didnt know which was which, i just new they weren't Edward) hopped off the stage after placeing the instraments on the stage itself. Edward let go off the mic and headed towards myself and Yuri as well.
"so, what' ya think?" Edward asked, taking the seat next to me again.
"kick ass, as always, guys." Yuri said, greeting the others as they sat down.
Edward still had his eyes on me.
"i liked it. it was...amazing." i smiled at him a little and he seemed pleaed with my answer.
he turned to Yuri. "so, Mr. Manager-Man, that being the case, do we get to play at the Hiwatari Manor?"
"the Hiwatari Manor?! man, i thought you were kidding!!" Vash stood up as he spoke, looking excited. "do we, Yuri, do we?!"
"thats up to Caius. he needs a band for his birthday party. thats why i brought him."
Vash turned to me, looking like a little kid with a sparkler.
"do we?" he asked.
i smiled again and nodded. "yes. i'd love to have you all there."
Jay jumped up and him and Vash started dancing around, looking like a bunch of idiots, mind you.
Stella spoke u now. "i cant go to the Hiwatari Manor. Edward you know that."
"why not?" i looked at her. she didnt even so much as spare me a glance, which made my blood run cold. she didnt even seem to acknolegde that i'd asked.
"Stella, come on, this'll pay well. you wanted that dress, right? i bet they'd pay for it if you performed in it." Edward said, looking at her.
"i can't go to the Hiwatari Manor." she repeated.
"come on, Stella." the black hair boy sitting next to her said. "you can break that rule, just this once can't you?"
"listen to Night, Stella, just this once. come on, we need you there."
"Elias is right Stella. they both are. you can break that rule just once and we need you there either way."
i stared at her. what would happen if she absolutely refused to go? would they still play?
"i can't go to the Hiwatari Manor."
"Stella, plaese." Edward said. "just this once."
"i refuse to go to the Hiwatari Manor." she said with more force in her voice and an emphisis on refuse.
"why?!" i demanded, standing up. "what did we ever do to you?!"
the whole room went quiet at my shouting. for the first time she aknoldges that i was there. her gaze was icey and cold. amd it would have given me a chill if i hadn't been tought to never back down. to never show fear, no matter who was in front of you. so i returned her cold look and waited for the spiteful answer i was sure she was going to give.
"my father used to work with your father. under him, actually. but they were close. he used to be all my father could talk about. how great a friend and boss Mr. Hiwatari was. but then, one day, with out an explination, he fired my father. and ever since my father lossed his job three months ago, we've been living like parasites. my fathers been searching for jobs every where, but no one will hire him. and it's your fathers fault."
i stared at her. alright, i thought to myself. way to go jack ass. i sat down, not having anything else to say.
my phone sounded off just then. Prayer Of A Refugee plared from my pocket.
"hello" i said,putting the phone to my ear.
"CAIUS!!!" my dad yelled. i winced. "where are you?!? you and Yuri were soposed to be back by now!!"
"i know. but Yuri brought me to find a band and -"
Yuri tapped my shoulder and motioned for me to give him my cell. i handed it to him, not wanting to deal with my father right now.
"hi Kai, buddy!! how ya doin'?...yeah i know i saw you all of 40 minutes ago, but shit happens in 40 minutes...i dont know, you coulda banged Rei...well i dont know why'd you tell me that, i'm just giving an example...whats it matter who's here?...Kai, i helped set your son's curefew, i know when he needs to be home...well, you could have, but i highly doubt you'd change the time you came up with, seeing as you were so proud and all...yes, yes...i know i know...i'll have him back by dinner, i promise...yes...okay...okay...alright already...we'll see you soon, Kai...mhmm...buh-bye." he hung up the phone and handed it to me.
"so" he said, turning back to the rest of us. "who wants to come back to Caius's house with us and have Edward's mom cook for us? eh, eh, anybody, anybody?"
"i do!!" Vash said, running over.
"me too, me too" Jay said, coming up behind Vash.
i looked at Edward.
"well, we know i'm coming. if i dont i'd have to cook for myself...and we all know how bad at that i am."
"free food, you can count me in," Night said, turning towards us.
"mmm, deffinatly. i'm goin'." Elias got up as he spoke and head behind the bar. "lemme grab my stuff!"
"Stella? what about you? i know how you love my mom's food."
i looked at her. there was no way she'd break her golden rule for some food.
"...i'll be there." she said, getting up and walking away.
i was amazed.
"your mom's cooking must be the greatest thing on earth." i said looking back at Edward.
"heh. wait till you taste t. you'll love it."
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Yuri and i arrived at my house about three, with the promise from Edward and his band that they'd be there at six o'clock sharp.
"i say we take care of your suit before we start with the decerations and invatations. what do you think?" Yuri looked at me as we walked up the stairs to my study, formerly my mother's.
"a suit? do i really need one? this is a party isn't it?"
"my dear boy, there are all kinds of suits."
"so then what kinda suit we talkin' here?"
"a zuit suit."
i looked up to see my father standing at the top of the stairs.
"Yuri filled me in before the two of you left the bar. by the sound of it, your going to need a nice one."
"a zuit suit?" i looked at him, genually confused. i'd never seen a zuit suit before. (a/n: Caius it 12, he's aloud to not know what a zuit suit is. but for the rest of you, if you dont know what a zuit suit is, your dead to me. p.s.-if your dead, you can still write reviews...)
"Caius..." Yuri put his hand on my shoulder and i looked up at him. "we're going to get you the best zuit suit money can buy."
we walked to my study with my father. but he left us at the door, saying he had work to finish and just wanted to greet us before he got back to it.
"so," Yuri said, once the door was closed. "got a thing for Edward, do you?"
i could feel my self instantly go beet red.
"W-WHAT?!?! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?!?! I--"
"no need to shout...and of i know you do. you couldn't take your eyes off him the entire time he was performing."
"s-so?1 that doesnt prove anything!!"
"heh...lets find you a suit, shall we?"
i turned on the computer and Yuri went to work, searching all over the web for a photo of a zuit suit that i liked.
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six rolled around and everyone showed up, like they said they would. i hadn't brought my self to go near the stairs, much less go down them. Yuri'd gone down the first time the door bell rang and my father and Rei had gone down shortly after. i was upstairs alone. i sat on my bed, twiddling my thumbs. i wasn't sure wether i should go down or not. Stella didn't much like me and i was sure the others were protective of her. i was sure that Edward would be the only who would stick up for me and i wasn't even sure he'd be willing to.
there was a soft rapping on my door and i looked up as it opened.
"E-Edward...what are you..." i trailed off as he came closer.
"my mom said to come and get you. dinner's ready and we dont want you to miss it. so lets go."
he smiled at me and i suddenly felt so light. i stood without speaking, following him to the door. we walked down the stairs in silence. we walked into the dinning room and the table was set for 12. i looked up at my father.
"i thought there were only 11 of us..."
"Bryan's on his way." Yuri said, taking a seat on the oposite side of the table.
"oh." i said, moving towards the head of the table to sit next to my father.
Edward beat me there and pulled the chair out for me. i blushed lightly and took a seat. "thank you" i whispered. he smiled, nodding, and moved to take the seat next to me. as he pulled it out, jay slid into it.
"thanks, Ed." he said, smiling up at Edward. Edward rolled his eyes and moved to sit on the other side of Rei, across from Jay.
it was depressing you know. i didn't even get to eat the food Edward's mom worked so hard to cook. because before the meal was even served, Jay gropped me and i ran away, redder then a beet and whimpering softly. i'd locked my self in my room and refused to come out until every one was gone.
an hour and a half later, my stomach was growling loadly and i was ready to run down stairs and eat the scraps.
there was another soft rap at my door and i picked my head up off my pillow to stare at my door. i assumed it was my father because i'd heard Yuri and Bryan leave already and they were the only ones likely to come and get me. Rei didn't exactly like to comfort me.
"are they gone?" i called. "is it safe to go eat?"
there was no answer. i got up and moved to the door. i unlocked it and pulled it open. i stared up into beautiful gold eyes, not cat like enough to be Rei's, leaving only...
"E-Edward?!"
"you know, thats the second time today you've stutered my name. i think i'm starting to like it."
he moved passed me, a tray of food in his hands.
"my mom saved you a plate before anyone got to dig in. i thought i'd bring it to you and apologize personaly for what Jay did to you."
"y-you didn't have to do that.."
"i know. but i wanted to. besides, i'm staying the night. the bands comeing over first thing in the morning tomorrow and if i dont sleep here, i'll be an hour late."
"oh..."
he placed the food on my bed and i sat down to eat it. he sat against my bed post and smiled lightly.
"we decided to find a place to set up tomorrow. Yuri and your dad are going to settle our pay while we look around. my mom's gonna come from home and bring everybody breakfast. i figured the only way to get Stella here is to feed her. so my moms going to cooker for us untill your birthday and even then, she's going to make Stella a meal." he stopped and laughed lightly. "i guess you were starved, neh?"
i looked down at my plate. it had been full when he'd set it down and now it was practically gone. i swallowed what was in my mouth and blushed lightly.
"just a little...i think i'm done tho..."
"good."
he picked up the tray and moved it to the bed side.
i moved closer to him and sat right next to him when he moved back onto the bed.
"by the way," he said, smiling at me. " your dad said i'm sleeping in here with you tonight. i hope thats okay."
i smiled a little and nodded.
"Edward?"
he looked at me to show he was listening.
"did you really want to do the show for my party?"
he smiled at me.
"yes. i did. i like it here."
i smiled back and looked down, blushing. i realized i was still in the clothes i'd been wearing all day. i crawled off my bed and moved towards my dresser.
"i guess i sould change."
(a/n: before i go on i want you all to realize that this scene could be !!TEN TIMES BETTER!! if i weren't so damned ditermend to get this chapter out so you all can have you damn yaoi scene and stop harrasing me about it. blame yourselves for not getting a good yaoi scene. p.s.-it's also 2 in the effing morning, consider yourself lucky i'm not stopping and putting this off for another two weeks.)
i heard Edward get off my bed and i thought he was getting up to make sure he wasn't looking. i took my shirt off and threw it to the side. i flinched a little when i felt Edward wrap his arms around me.
"Caius...i..."
"y-yeah?"
"i was...gonna give you and early birthday presnt...i'm not sure you'll want..."
"t-that depends...w-what is it?"
he kissed my neck and i heard him whisper "...me."
i blushes lightly and reached behind me and wrapped my arms around his neck.
"i accept..."
you moved backwards and pulled me down onto the bed, which he'd pulled the covers down on already.
he pushed my against the bed and crawled over me. he bent down to kiss my neck gently. i moved my hands under his shirt and pulled it up. he moved back and pulled it off completey, comeing back to suck on my neck. he unbottoned and unzipped my pants. i pulled at his, all to egar. he did me the favor of undoing his pants so that when i pulled at them a second time, they slid off. he pulled mine off as well and pulld the sheets over us. i pulled his boxers off at the same time he pulled off mine. i felt him slide his hand under me and he slid a finger in me. i flinched silently from the pain.
"it'll only hurt for a minute." he whispered in my ear before going back to sucking on my neck.
he slid a second finger in and i felt him siscor his fingerrs and i flinched again. after a few times more he pulled his fingers out and replaceing them with himself. he started thrusting softly and i dug my short nails into his back. after a few minutes of soft thrusting, pleasure started to mix with the light pain and soon there was nothing but pleasure. new to this, i came long before he did, but he kept going and i didn't really complain. in fact, i was moaning the entire time. i came again just before he did and he feel ontop of me, panting. he wrapped his arms around me and i held him close. i feel asleep with Edward in my arms. i could easly say it was the greatest birthday gift i'd ever gotten.
Me: OKAY!!!!! thats all folks...
Caius: that was short...
Me: as i said, it's they're fault for being touchy about things... dont blame me...
Edward: i cant say i mind it being short... (hugs Caius) we still did it...
Caius:...i guess...
Me: ahem...before i forget, the lyrics you read were the lyrics to a song called "Drunk Daddy" by the Cerry Poppin' Daddies. its a great song. feel free to look it up and have a listen. and as for "Prayer Of A Refugee", that by Rise Against the Machine. any questions, ask in your review. i will expect reviews by the way. i also made this chapter extremely long to make up for every short chapter i've ever posted...so...you best like it..
Yuri: right well, we're done here. see you all next chapter!!
Max: ICEY STILL NEEDS A BETA!! volonteers would be nice...
Brooklyn: review guys!! we'll see you soon!!
All: LATERZ!!!