My Angel

Ugh someone save me from my room!

Samus: What happened this time?

Well first of all my room got smaller, second of all Roy put all of his dirty socks and shirts in here and thirdly Bowser and Ganondorf are trying to find me and I'm hiding in my room.

Roy: I thought you lived in a mansion! This is a closet.

Pit: Yeah he's right Loner, it looks like a closet, it sounds like a closet, and it Smells like a closet!

Since when can closets make a sound?

Link: While this is going on I'm going to post chapter 3 of My Angel!

Chapter 3

Piper was strolling down the hall way until she saw a chart... for the tournament.

"Yay the results are in!"

Piper quickly shut herself up before she got trampled by have a dozen of people who were wondering who they were going to fight. Piper finally found a way to get out of the way and check the chart. She found her name... she was fighting against, Meta Knight. Dramatic music became well heard.

"Where is that stupid music coming from?"

"That's easy Fox... Crazy hand is in the speaker room and he's playing dramatic music to make people go crazy like him," said Falcon who was now being hit over the head by Peach.

"That was creepy."

"I agree Link."

"Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!"

"Piper? Are you high?"

"Not on drugs! On sugar, and molasses, cookies, and more sugar!"

"You need some serious help," said Marth as he grabbed Piper's arm. "Hey authoress can you make her stop being hyper?"

I'm afraid not.

"WHAT? Why?"

Because I rule all! And I enjoy seeing you in pain! For I am HYPER TOO! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

"Link the authoress is scaring me!"

"Marth, the authoress scares us all."

"Can we play baseball? I want to play baseball!"

"Uh maybe we should reconsider before-" Link was shortly cut off when Piper lifted Link off the floor by his collar of his tunic.

"I WANT TO PLAY BASEBALL."

"Okay! Play baseball with Ness and them and tell us how it went."

Piper gave a happy squeal and she jolted outside leaving the two swordsmen alone. Silence followed as everyone went to the training room, except Pit and Samus of course.

"Hey Link... where's that other little angel?"

"Huh? Oh she was hyper and she went to play baseball with Ness and them," replied Link who was now sitting on the couch with nothing on his mind.

"You're bored aren't you?"

"Yes Pit I am. Can you guys just leave? I'm thinking."

Everyone gasped and backed away from the swordsman that was sighing. Marth looked at him confusingly.

"Since when are you thinking? What the heck is a famous swordsman thinking about at a tournament?"

"I just feel... as though something horrible is going to happen. Like as though someone is going to get murdered and someone is going to get accused of it."

"You're starting to act like Zelda herself Link," said a voice from a cardboard box that stood only inches away from the couch. Snake took off the box to reveal himself.

"Snake! Why are you here?"

"The tournament, why else?"

There was a long pause after Snake's reply. No one answered to the reply or anything. It was as though a spell of silence took control of the voices that swiftly came from everyone's mouth and they couldn't say anything. That was until a tired out Piper slammed open the door and her wings flew her to the fluffy chair that sat a few feet from the door.

"How was the game?" asked Marth who broke the spell of silence. Piper looked up and she showed the gang her injury. Her leg seemed like it was twisted and her wing looked a little bloody.

"What happened?"

"I was flying to catch a ball and I hit a tree with my wing and I fell and when I did I twisted my leg."

"Ow that had to hurt."

Snake cleared his throat to be noticed. Everyone looked at Snake. Piper flew off the chair and went beside the tall dark figure that was Snake.

"Oh yeah, let's train," said Piper who was looking at her blade. Everyone groaned.

"Come on before I change my mind."

Snake and Piper left as if there was no one in the room but them. Samus was heading for her room when Pit stopped her.

"Samus wait!"

"What? Do I have something on my face?"

Pit's deep blue eyes stared into Samus' eyes until Pit made his move and kissed Samus as Captain Falcon walked in whistling a happy tune. He stopped to catch the scene and he ran to his room crying like a baby.

"What a baby," said Link who was heading into the video game room. Marth followed the lone swordsman, thinking about what Link's feeling was.

"What am I suppose to do now?"

"Get out for one. Second of all, play video games I guess."

Roy nodded and swiftly took off into the room where the previous sword wielders went into. Leaving Samus and Pit all alone.

"So does this mean we're girlfriend and boyfriend?" asked Samus who was blushing furiously. Pit nodded. He grabbed Samus' hand and they went into the court yard. The day carried out until Piper went to get something to eat. She looked at her blade with pride.

"Wow I never thought I was better than Snake! Maybe I was destined to use a sword instead of a bow!" thought Piper as she was finishing up her snack of blueberry pie and milk. She wiped the milk stain off of her face and headed toward the training room when she heard a faint groan and then a erie scream that echoed through the empty halls of the mansion. Piper bashed through the door to see Snake on the floor, bleeding. Then a hand took Piper's head and placed a cloth under her nose. She was trying her best to scream for help but it was too late... Piper was knocked unconscious and Snake continued to bleed...

Wow. That was almost the creepiest thing I have written!

Link: Finally! You say something besides how a closet can make a sound!

Did you write this chapter Link?

Roy: I'll pay you $10 if you shut up and don't tell anyone that you wrote this!

Link: YAY! I'm RICH! I'm A MILLIONARE!

Pit: Disturbing but please-

Samus: Read and Revie... Or our relationship won't go so well... PLEASE! I BEG YOU!