It must be pointed out that the Algonquian moose was no normal moose while other moose had white-collar jobs and drove SUV's this moose ran a camp filled with annoying little animals. It was easily frightened and prone to fits, given a chance, it could attack in the blink of an eye, and capturing it was no easy task. It was thus that the Algonquian moose was let loose, with a slap on the rump to urge it as far away as possible, into the nearby woods. It was given a few minutes head start and then Raj was sent after it.
Raj entered the woods trying to make himself as small as possible just in case nature decided to attack.
"Scoutmaster Lumpus? Hallo?"
Raj nervously picked up a stick. "please come out" he shook his stick into a nearby bush and then remembering that the scoutmaster had tried to eat him once when he thought he was under weight, he slowly pulled out his stick and added "…with your hands up!"
There was no sound except some birds in the distance.
"I brought cookies!" he lied. Scoutmaster Lumpus jumped, screaming, out of a bush. "Peanut butter crumble!!!" he roared while foaming at the mouth.
Raj screamed and climbed as nearby tree the scoutmaster followed him and tried to shake him down lumpus's hunger for cookies and the earlier mentioned slap on rump was making him more irritable than usual.
Back in camp the campers where trying to guess how Raj was doing.
"Scoutmaster Lumpus would have eaten his eyebrows by now!" said Sampson shivering at the thought.
"Don't be stupid!" said Edward.
"Yea!" Lazlo jutted in happy to be on the same wavelength as Edward for once. "Raj wouldn't..."
"They were probably both eaten by a bear!"
"Oh…"
Probably, but commander hoo-ha didn't want to risk it his little pumpkins fragile innocence was on the line. (his imagination is getting the best of him here) so the commander snuck of after Raj into the woods leaving a large roughly sewn decoy dummy so the scouts won't notice that he's gone.
Holding on for dear life to the tree Raj decided to risk it and attack he jumped out of the tree with a "banzaii!" and grabbed on to lumpus's antlers the moose shook his head and bucked ferociously. Raj's grip slipped and he was thrown off the angry moose and into a bush. He crawled out picking twigs out of his uniform and wishing that he didn't use so much hand lotion. And then he looked up and… something was different about scoutmaster Lumpus… we pause here to add that there is much to be said for generic cartoon stupidity it was the sort of narrative that dictated that any character disguised as another would be undistinguishable from whoever he's disguised as despite how bad the disguise was. And so, when Raj saw commander hoo-ha dressed in, or preferably stuffed into, scoutmaster lumpus's uniform complete with moose antlers he didn't suspect a thing! In spite of the way the shirt stretched across the buffalo's oversized torso or the way it ended above his belly button nor did the way one of the antlers was glued on crooked give any hint to the fact that this was not scoutmaster Lumpus.
"Scoutmaster Lumpus?" asked Raj finally noticing something different about the scoutmaster "did you do something with your hair?"
Commander hoo-ha paused trying to think of what a mad yet wimpy moose would do eventually he decided to go with his gut instinct. he roared and charged at the little pink elephant. Raj ran, and, because he's been facing the faux moose, he ran backwards and into a tree. Hoo-ha screeched to a halt since he wasn't an unkind buffalo and didn't want to crush the scout just scare him away from his daughter. He roared again.
Raj tried to sink into the tree but it remained as solid as, well, a tree. He tried a diversionary tactic "look scoutmaster Lumpus! A bunny rabbit!"
Hoo-ha turned. Raj leapt and grabbed on to his antler and to the elephant's surprise it gave a little. Hoo-ha shook his head back and forth trying to dislodge him. But Raj stuck fast the commander growled he reared back and started running madly through the foliage but Raj didn't let go, he was too scared to. Letting go equaled a pretty large chance of being eaten by a moose of course hanging on probably meant being scraped off on a tree. Panicking, Raj kicked 'the moose' on the side of the head did we mention that Raj had pretty powerful legs? Yea, so while most of hoo-ha was heading east his head was attempting to go south but since said head was attached to the commanders body the commander was thrown of his feet and sent spinning, Raj still attached, across the undergrowth he crashed into a tree. The tree, an oak, had been pretending very hard to be a rubber tree and bounced him off.
In the patch of nature that Raj had been in only a few minutes ago scoutmaster Lumpus groaned and crawled out of a bush someone had knocked him out and stolen his clothes he clutched the waist line of his chibi happy slinkman boxer shorts just in case someone wanted them too and started toward camp when suddenly hoo-ha and Raj crashed into him and in a mess of antlers and boxer shorts they rolled all the way back to camp where they bounced off the mess hall and landed in a heap.
"Look!" exclaimed an unidentified camper.
"Raj didn't just catch one Algonquin moose but two!" said a surprised lemming.
"Wow" said Sampson "he's like a superhero!"
Edward rolled his eyes. Lazlo was doing happy somersaults.
The campers gathered around Raj in awe "can we do anything for you?"
"Yes. Get these moose of me they are heavy..."
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