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if knowing Lazlo had taught Raj anything it was to always look on the bright side ,and to keep monkeys away from ceiling fans but it's the bright side thing were talking about now, and yes there was a bright side after Raj had passed-
"More lemonade Raj?" trilled Sampson.
"sigh if you must"
Now, where was I? Oh yes. after Raj had passed two of commander hoo-has tests his popularity rose like a rocket. He was presently occupying the center of a throng of adoring fans fighting to give him stuff. It was heaven! And currently someone else was envying that heaven and that someone was Edward. Edward fed of attention like a sponge he needed it to survive nobody knows why possibly a mixture of being small for his age and having four large brothers. you develop a need for attention fast when your small and have four large brothers lumbering around the house and not looking where they're going, and now that he wasn't getting that attention he was feeling frustrated.
"Hey everybody! Look! I found a two-headed lizard!" Edward tried, but to no avail his peers kept fawning over Raj "tell us again how you captured the moose Raj!"
"You guys want stories!? I got legends!!" yelled Edward.
"Who is that guy?" chip asked skip who shrugged.
"Grrrr" he gave up and headed back to his cabin to plot. he may have lost the battle but the war ain't over till he sez its over! "y'hear that!?" he said out loud no one paid him any mind except a few lemmings, who stared, no one stared like a lemming so he left.
Back in pinto cabin he sat on his bed and took out his most prized possession, his veronica doll. veronica had a real knack when it came to calming his nerves and she was always there for him too not like those other campers!
He was in the midst of playing with his doll when the door was slammed open he quickly stuffed her under the covers. There had always been something taboo about a boy playing with dolls and he didn't want to get caught at it. Commander hoo-ha stormed in with Raj in tow "and here's your next task!" hoo-ha was saying.
A bunch off campers had gathered near the door "he's making him clean pinto cabin!" exclaimed the nameless bear guy (I think he's called Charlie or something)
"That's preposterous!" said ping pong "yea no-one cleans pinto cabin!" continued Dave
"Many have tried all have failed…" said Fred the walrus boy solemnly.
Commander hoo-ha glared at them they quickly dispersed except for two dung beetles staring solemnly into the cabin. The commander turned his attention to Edward "taking a nap, eh?" he inquired and although he said this in a completely non-threatening manner Edward was totally intimidated "no sir!" he tried to make sure his doll was completely hidden by pulling up the covers to his chin. "You look like your taking a nap." Pointed out hoo-ha Edward stuttered
"Um…" Raj tried to make himself heard while holding a toothbrush at arms length like it would bite him.
"Well what are you standing around fer love trunks! Start cleaning!!"
And so Raj did.
Edward watched in amazement as hoo-ha tried to plan his escape, his face scrunched up like lumpus's underwear on the day the jelly's had laundry duty, a little vein stuck out in his forehead with the effort of sentient thought and then he looked left and then he looked right and then he lumbered on out of the cabin in full view for all to see! He came back plopped a giant dummy shaped like him in his stead and ran back out again and Edward just stared.
Outside the cabin skip and chip were mourning their dirt collection. They felt some what resentful to Raj for attempting to clean the muck and grime it had taken them ages to accumulate it'll be hard to get it just right again. they stared at the ground and moped. It didn't occur to them to do anything about it they weren't programmed that way they usually just did what Edward told them to.
A shadow fell on the ground they were staring at. They looked up it was hoo-ha "hey it's a buffalo..." said chip.
"No it's a bison" disagreed skip, because as chip's brother it was his duty to disagree with most of what he said.
"Stand to attention maggots!" barked hoo-ha.
"We're not maggots we're dung beetles" said skip amused at the cow-like man's stupidity
"I once dreamed I was pretty butterfly" chip interjected.
Hoo-ha tried to ignore that last comment but in his opinion campers dreaming of being butterflies was an impediment in the way of their annual transformation into men.
"I hear you boys don't want your rank fetid room cleaned up!"
"We love our rank!" skip exclaimed and buried his head into his brother's shoulder and started crying.
"Well are you just gonna sit there crying like little pansies! Or are you gonna do something about it!"
"Hhmm pansies…" echoed chip remembering his butterfly dream
"You should attack!" continued hoo-ha ignoring him
"Yea!" both beetles pumped their fists into the air
"You should fight fer yer rights!!"
"Yeaaa!"
"Defend the Alamo!!!"
"YEEEAAAA!!" their sausage shaped bodies trembled with excitement
Inside pinto cabin Edward, who was stranded on his bed because of veronica, was trying to haughtily give Raj cleaning tips
"My mom puts baking soda on stains like those y'know" although laundry pointers weren't exactly the best way to prove one's superiority one had to do the best with what one could.
Raj ignored him and continued cleaning.
Soon hoo-ha was back he shuffled in and threw his clone-dummy out the door –discreetly of course- then he stood there looking expectant 'any minute now' he thought to himself 'any minute now' he waited for two angry beetles to storm the cabin, and waited, but no-one came and soon after the cabin was clean and another task was conquered by Raj.
Afterwards hoo-ha stomped into a clearing of freshly felled trees where the dung beetle brothers stood enjoying themselves.
"You two were supposed to attack! don't you understand the simple concept behind the word attack?"
"We did attack" said skip
"Woooooooooooooo!!!" said chip
"We attacked trees" skip pointed at the cut down trees
"Woooooooooooooooo!!"
"We attacked rocks"
"Wooooooooooooooo!!"
"And we even attacked Ted" skip pointed at Ted who groaned
"Wooooooooo wooohoooo yea!!" chip cheered
The commander rubbed his head and groaned this would have been so mush easier if he didn't have to deal with idiots