Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto... or Pirates.
"It's karma," Sasuke muttered to himself, still smacking his head on the counter. "It's what I get... what I get for calling."
Naruto stared at Sasuke as the raven continued to try and injure himself.
"Sasuke..."
"What?" Sasuke asked, his voice muffled, as he had his face pressed down as hard as he could.
Naruto didn't answer, and just continued to stare.
"What?" Sasuke repeated again, daring to lift his head and look at him.
"Nothing," Naruto said shrugging. "It was just rhetorical... um..." He turned to the man behind the counter, smiling and pulling yen from his pocket. "I'll have... um, Sasuke, you want some?"
Sasuke shook his head.
"I'll have one bowl of ramen then," Naruto said happily. "Make it miso!"
The man grunted, still staring at Sasuke's dismayed form, and took the money. He turned to get the ramen.
"C'mon, Sasuke, it's not that bad," Naruto said, taking the bowl and lifting noodles to his mouth. "I mean," he continued somewhat sloppily, "It could have been worse."
"Worse than you?" Sasuke thought.
"It could have been, like, Choji or something," he said, still devouring his ramen. He set the bowl down and sighed. "Cheer up."
"Tch."
Naruto stood up, thanking the cook. He pulled at Sasuke's leather-covered arm, urging him to stand. Sasuke reluctantly rose to his feet and slouched after Naruto into the darkness of the street.
"You know," Naruto said, still looking at him curiously. "I wasn't expecting this either."
Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"I mean," Naruto said, a touch of shyness entering his voice. "I was expecting to... you know, get some."
"I noticed," Sasuke muttered darkly, then under his breath: "Hope you're ready for some action... tch."
"What about you?" Naruto asked. "I can't imagine you doing something like this."
"I can't either," Sasuke said, still cursing himself.
"Wait a minute." Naruto stopped, turning to Sasuke, moonlight reflecting in his eyes. "Your interests..."
Sasuke sighed, shoving his hands in his jean pockets. He turned from Naruto's gaze and stared at a decrepit old building to his right.
"You made them up."
"So?"
Naruto sighed loudly and ran a hand through his blonde hair.
"Then this is all your fault." He started walking again.
"What?" Sasuke half-shouted, running after Naruto. "My fault?"
"Yes, your fault," Naruto told him, still looking amused. "If you hadn't made all those fake interests up, the site wouldn't have paired us together."
Sasuke stopped again, looking dumbfounded. "You're right..."
"Uh-huh."
"Damn," Sasuke said. "I knew it... I knew I shouldn't have called... damn."
"Don't worry about it," Naruto shrugged. "At least it wasn't some other guy. I'm not gonna tease you about it or nothin'."
Sasuke felt grateful toward him for a moment, then scowled again for being so stupid as to get himself into this situation in the first place. Naruto patted him on the shoulder.
"Come on," he pulled Sasuke's arm again, and they started off down the street. "Let's go."
Sasuke looked sideways at him. He wondered how Naruto could keep such a positive attitude about everything. Nothing seemed to bother him.
"It's kinda funny," Naruto rambled on. "If you really had been meeting a girl, she wouldn't even know she'd be lucky enough to actually be getting you."
"What?" He looked at at him.
"You know," Naruto said, a blush coming over his cheeks. "All the girls want you and stuff..."
"Well, I was thinking the same thing before I left." Sasuke said.
"When you think it, it just makes you look cocky."
Sasuke scowled at him. "Well, I'd rather have you than Sakura or Ino, anyway."
They kept walking, and eventually they came to Sasuke's house. He turned to Naruto as if to say goodbye.
"I'm going in," he mumbled. "And hurting myself for being an idiot."
He turned, but Naruto suddenly grabbed his arm.
"No, wait!" he said, letting go embarrassedly the minute their eyes met. "Don't... hurt yourself."
"I was kidding."
"I-I mean... why waste this night?"
Sasuke stared at him.
"Well, you expected to come out and have a nice time... you still can... we still can..."
Sasuke blinked. "No."
Naruto grimaced at him in annoyance. "I didn't mean like that."
Sasuke attempted to still his thudding heart. For a minute, he actually thought Naruto had been talking about...
"We could watch a movie... or play a game or something."
Sasuke looked at him.
"Okay..." he was confused. "Where would we do this?"
Naruto shrugged, gesturing toward Sasuke's house. "As friends... getting together."
Sasuke let his breath out and walked up his path, Naruto following behind him. He turned the key in the door and walked into the kitchen, the room the door was built into, and flipped on the light switch. Naruto had been in Sasuke's house before, but he was still surprised at how clean he was. The house was... immaculate, to say the least.
"I still can't believe I was your date."
"Stop calling yourself my date," Sasuke said, sliding out of his jacket, exposing his tight black shirt. Naruto wasn't sure why his breath caught in his throat. "That sounds creepy."
"Sorry..." Naruto said absentmindedly, still ogling Sasuke's muscular chest. The raven cleared his throat, staring at him. Naruto shook his head, bringing himself back to his senses. He slipped out of his own jacket, and laid it on a chair. Sasuke glanced at him and picked it up, hanging both it and his own in the closet.
"Sorry."
Sasuke waved his hand in the air. "It's all right. I'm just kind of..."
"A neat freak?"
"Yeah..." Sasuke frowned.
Naruto chuckled. Sasuke sighed again and disappeared into the living room. Naruto heard the T.V. turn on, and he peered around the corner. Sasuke threw him a DVD. Pirates of the Caribbean.
"How about that?" Sasuke called to him.
"Sure." Naruto tossed it back, and Sasuke put it in the player.
"Hit the lights."
Naruto looked unsure for a moment at the thought of being alone with Sasuke in the dark, but reached over to the wall and flipped the switch down. Darkness fell around him, and he hurried to the couch, sitting down next to Sasuke.
"Are you looking for that someone spe-"
Sasuke growled and turned the T.V. to DVD mode. He definitely wasn't in the mood to see the Desperate Interest commercial. Naruto grinned sideways at him. Sasuke buried a hand in Naruto's blonde hair and shook him lightly, smiling himself.
XXX
"You know," Naruto said an hour later, getting slightly bored with the movie. "I hope you don't think I'm weird for calling that thing just to get some from a girl."
"No," Sasuke said slowly, wishing Naruto wouldn't talk about that. It made him feel horny thinking about a girl and sex. "That's... that's natural for a guy."
"Well, what did you want to meet a girl for?" Naruto asked slyly, mock punching Sasuke on the arm.
"...Same reason you did." Now he was really feeling the pressure.
"Really?" Naruto asked. "You, Sasuke?"
"Yes..." Sasuke said, gritting his teeth as he, to his horror, felt himself getting hard. He shifted as to hide it from Naruto, but the blonde chose that exact moment to look down. Sasuke watched those blue orbs widen, and then rise to meet his. He blushed.
They were totally ignoring the movie.
"Sasuke..."
"You got me worked up, that's all," Sasuke said gruffly, avoiding Naruto's gaze and standing up from the couch. "I'll go... take care of this."
Naruto blushed as the mental picture of Sasuke relieving himself flashed through his mind. Without thinking, he reached up and pulled Sasuke back down. They were both blushing, eyes locked.
"No, don't," Naruto said softly, looking down at the stitches on the couch cushions. "You can't do that with me here."
"Why not?" Sasuke's voice was strained.
"I'll... I'll hear you..."
Sasuke became aware that he was breathing hard. "You're right... I'll just..."
He froze as Naruto's fingers undid the zipper on his jeans.
"What are you doing?" he whispered, turned on and terrified at the same time.
"I'll do it... for you..." Naruto said, almost inaudibly. Sasuke licked his lips, arching his back into the soft plush of the couch. Naruto's hands shook. He didn't know why he was doing this... but he knew his body was screaming for him to.
He took a deep breath, squeezed his eyes shut, and lifted his head up to bring his lips to Sasuke's.
Sasuke stared down in shock at the blonde he'd called a friend since they were 12, now kissing him. Acting of its own accord, his body pushed against Naruto's, his hands running through the blonde locks tickling his nose.
Naruto tasted intoxicatingly like ramen and sugar, Sasuke thought, feeling hands touching him in all the right places. His senses peaked, and suddenly he gasped, throwing his head back on the couch frame as Naruto broke away. His eyes remained shut as he felt something cleaning him and his jeans. He opened his eyes. Vision blurry, he could make out Naruto's shirtless form. He lifted his head and looked down. Naruto was using his shirt to clean Sasuke up.
Blue eyes raised to his, and Naruto smiled weakly.
"Okay now, Sasuke?"
Sasuke nodded with great difficulty. His body felt limp and useless.
"Sasuke..."
Sasuke sat up with a grunt and looked at Naruto's pleading eyes. His own black orbs traveled down. A smirk crept onto his lips.
"You too?"
Naruto nodded, blushing crimson.
Sasuke picked up the remote and stopped the movie. Naruto watched his every move carefully, until Sasuke pulled his shirt over his head and turned to him, his eyes gleaming. He pushed Naruto up against the arm of the couch, hands meeting hips, and lips clashing with lips.
His ears perked as he heard the familiar commercial.
"Are you looking for that someone special?"
Sasuke smiled onto Naruto's lips. "Found him."
OWARI
A/N: And that's it!
As much as I hate doing stories that end after only two or three chapters, I don't see anywhere else this story could go other than one chapter of just SasuNaru smut.
As much as I would like that myself, I don't feel like raising the rating to M and I don't feel like making a short, pointless chapter about nothing but man smex.
I don't think I could provide enough smut for a decent length chapter. I do still have a bit of innocence buried somewhere inside.
Reviews are very much appreciated.