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"Talking"

'Thoughts'

Narration

Hey there you yes you 5000 sum odd hits to my story saying hi is nice and all, but reviews are like crack to writers so please help this addict go on with life and review when you read. TY

To say Mitirashi Anko was excited was to say ninja life was boring, she was ecstatic. Naruto had given her the news that he was able to be a father again.

Her only words were "Are you serious?"

And his obvious reply was "Yup." They went back to Anko's place and began to eat lunch. "So what do wanna do now?" he asked. Now one assumes after being with Anko for over 2 months he'd be a little more enlightened, but…alas this is our poor fool Naruto.

"Well I think I'm gonna start by fucking your brains out." She said matter of factly.

"Alright well tha-hkkuhku bwhat?" he managed to choke out over his near suffocation on his morning glass of OJ. Thud was all you heard before moans, and groans became the only noise you could hear.

"Well that was nice," said Naruto still in an after-sex daze.

"Yup sure was replied Anko."

"Wanna do it again?"

"Ok sure," she said. And more lovemaking ensued, with lots of things that should not be repeated out of a bedroom. Naruto was quite sure they had just had sex in a few ways only known to animals. But oh well felt good didn't it.

"Ok before we go at it again we need to train, right Anko-chan." But it was too late for him she had already given him the pounce look. Thud, 3 orgasms later and one more for the road as Anko said they were up and ready for the day.

"Ok Naruto-kun now we need to talk, got it?" She said in a deadly quite tone.

Gulping he nodded once again not trusting himself to speak. "You and me may want to have a child together someday so I think we should discuss the issue here and now as to avoid problems in the future," got it?

"Ok so what particular part of having a child do you want to discuss first?" asked Naruto.

"Well how about naming the child, and no before you ask no ramen related names," "We don't want another fishcake walking around do we?"

"Hey my names not that bad he whined."

"Getting more to the point let's decide on a name incase it's a girl, how about Maya?"

"Maybe, how about Alisha?"

"Yes, um, in a word, nope?"

After about an hour of this and neither of them agreeing with each other on either a boys name or a girls Naruto grew frustrated.

"Well why don't you just pick a name for a girl, and I'll just pick a name for a guy ok?"

"Actually that sounds nice to me lets try it."

"What name have you picked if it's a girl Anko-chan?"

"I've picked Valea in case we have a daughter."

"Hmm, I like it well I've picked Briac for if we have a son."

"I like that name, I would've picked another but I'll go with Briac."

"Hey Anko-kun?"

"Hai?"

"What happens if we're not good parents?"

"Now Naruto-kun I know you're nervous but really it's only natural the feeling will pass once you actually have a child."

"I hope you right Anko-chan, I hope your right." Later that night they snuggled into bed with one another. Each thinking of the day ahead.

Well one of them was as Naruto was already asleep thoughts of ramen swirling about in his head. She smiled and put her head against his chest of her lovable oaf and she smiled at his instinctual reaction of pulling her close for solace. Floating in bliss she inhaled his earthy scent one more time before drifting off to sleep.

"Common now sleepy head wake up," she said in his ear softly.

"Just 5 more minutes mmthmm," he grumbled."

"Don't let your ramen get cold Naruto-kun," then skyrocketing out of bed as though electrocuted he smacked his head on the ceiling shouting deafeningly. "RAMEN!" Laughing at what she just did was too easy no matter how cruel.

"Oh gods, hahahahaha," said Anko "I haven't had that much fun in a while."

"Ouch my head, did I drink a lot last night or something?"

"Maaaaaaaaaaybe," said Anko.

"Common now Anko-chan nnnnngh, where do you keep the Tylenol?"

"Right in the cabinet with all the other painkillers where it's always been."

"Is what that ceiling is made of legal?"

"Probably not but hey, at least you'll remember to wake up without encouragement next time," she said smiling in a sadistic yet sexy way both at the same time. And with that Naruto was off in search of a really good painkiller. 'Jesus what did she put in those bricks, and ceiling tiles?'

"Oh well," he said and he continued onward going into the kitchen and taking some Tylenol hoping it would help the pain ease somewhat. He vowed revenge at that point saying "Watch out Anko-chan the prankster is back and he's out for vengeance. Smiling wickedly he began to plot his revenge. Later that morning he said hi and they began training. It was a normal day as far as training went she trounced him fairly quickly before making him sit on kunai for the zillionth time this week.

"Now, now Naruto-kun we can't be having you get your ass poked and pinched by too many kunai today after all that's my job," she said smiling at his slight blush.

"Oh har, har, har we'll see who gets the last laugh Anko-chan we'll see." 'I wonder what the kids planning I'll have to keep my guard up I guess.' As Anko walked through the door to her bedroom she suddenly found herself drenched in icy cold water.

"NARUTO," she shouted. An insane amount of laughter was heard and she went running in their direction. In the village loud war cries were heard during Iruka's class and he kept thinking it was someone in his class till he recognized his old student's voice, what was his name...Naruto was it screaming something about where a kunai shouldn't holstered. He shivered at the thought.

"Oh h-hey there Anko," he said with a hand on the back of his neck getting ready to draw a kunai to defend himself from the psychotic female who currently was giving him a mixture between the pounce look and some look with lots of Ki. "No now don't be hasty it was only a joke, a simple little joke An-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh," he screamed in a little girls voice as she savagely grabbed his balls and twisted. "Now will you never do it again?" she said a short while later with Naruto strapped down to a torture table. Nodding in terror was his only reply. "Good," she said "Now let's have some fun," she said grinning and without releasing him she pulled him into a passionate kiss but pulling back teasing him whenever he tried to deepen it. Stroking his member inside his pants earned her some groans. Satisfied she pulled them down, and began to lick his semi-erect member form base to tip until it stood at full attention so to speak.

"Oh god, keep going Anko-chan," said Naruto grunting several times afterwards. She finally took him from base to tip humming softly while sliding her tongue up and down his shaft between her deep throats. He grunted one last time before letting him self flood her mouth and throat. "Mmm you taste better every time Naruto-kun, but now it's your turn.

Placing her glistening entrance in front of his face she began to moan immediately as he licked and sucked on her entrance. He occasionally entered it with his tongue, and he finally ended it by sucking on her clit hard while teasing it with his tongue. After unlocking Naruto from the table they went to the bedroom where they fell asleep in each other's arms with not a care in the world. They were true lovers.

…FIN…

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