Disclaimer:YES. IT'S MINE. ...If you believe me, I must say...you're insane. They will never be mine. -sigh-

A/N: I also do not own any of the characters that Eiji calls. They belong to their respective shows and creators. I'M SORRY THIS ONE TOOK SO LONG TO UPDATE ;;...Hopefully now things'll stay semi-organized...

I know the cross-over is totally random, but yeah o.o...enjoy anyways, kay? This is the only cross-over in this fic, promise.

Eiji wasn't sure why, but he was in the hospital. He had the Fuji brothers sitting next to him, trying to explain what had happened. The only thing he really comprehended, was that he'd been hit by a car, and Atobe Keigo had offered to drive him to the hospital. That was akward. When he'd heard who hit him, his first reaction was to reach for a phone.

Syusuke blinked at him, "Eiji-chan...who are you calling?"

"My uncle Reno!"

Syusuke and Yuuta looked at each other in doubt, then shrugged.

Eiji waited patiently for the phone to stop ringing, half squealing when it was picked up, "Uncle Reno!"

"...No. This is Kadaj. ...Who is this?"

"...Kadaj? Hi, Kadaj! Can I borrow some materia?"

"What? No!" His cousin sounded terrified, and Eiji pouted.

"Yazoo? Can I borrow yours?"

"...No. It's mine."

"Loz?"

"Yazoo stole mine." He could just see the masculine man about to cry, the image verifed when he heard a faint 'Don't cry, Loz.' followed by 'I'm not crying!' in the background. Eiji giggled when he heard a sharp slap of flat metal meeting leathered skin in the background, and Kadaj whimpered. The next voice he heard was a deeper one.

"Who is this?"

"Hi, Uncle Sephiroth!"

"Eiji...why are you calling?"

"Well, originally I was trying to call Uncle Reno for some explosives, but I got you guys instead! So, I wanted to borrow some materia, 'cause someone hit me with a car and I was gonna get back at them!" He said happily, with an added, "Is Uncle Cloud there, too?"

"...Someone hit you with a car?" Eiji blinked. Whoops. Shouldn't have said that. Sephiroth growled, "Nevermind the materia and Cloud, I'll take care of them."

The phone went dead. Eiji pouted, pushing down on the hang-up button. He looked at the Fuji brothers, noticing the confused looks he was getting and blinked, "What?"

"...I thought you said that uncle and those cousins were dead?" Syusuke looked a bit confused, Yuuta still looked scared that he was actually trying to get revenge.

"They're magic!" Eiji was already dialing another number, answering happily again, "Uncle Reno!"

Silence.

"...Uncle Reno?" He pouted at not getting an answer.

"Jean! It's your nephew!" And the phone clicked. Eiji blinked. That sounded like Uncle Scott. The phone rang and he answered.

"Hello? Kikumaru speaking!"

"Eiji!"

"Hi, Aunt Jean!" Eiji squealed happily, earning odd looks from the Fujis yet again.

"Hello, sweetie. I'm sorry about Scott. But where are you? This isn't your number."

"I know! I'm borrowing a friend's phone 'cause I'm in the hospital--"

There was a loud commotion in the background, with mixed yells of German and American cussing, followed by a 'BAMF' and a small gasp from Jean, as she was pushed awayfrom the phone.

"Eiji! What are you doing in the hosptial?"

"Hi, Uncle Kurt! I got hit by a car. I was trying to call Uncle Reno for some--"

"No. Logan and I will take care of this! Logan, let's go!" The voice became distant towards the end, and the phone was hung up. People liked hanging up on him today.

He sighed and dialed another number, hoping he got it right this time.

"Rude speaking."

"Uncle Rude!" At least he had the right district this time, "Is Uncle Reno around?"

"Sorry. Mr. President is talking to him. Did you need something, Eiji?"

"Yeah! Lots and lots of explosives! Can you send them somewhere for me?" When questioned, he told the same story as he had to everyone else. That got the approval. Once he got the affirmative, he gave the address and a request that the explosives went off upon reaching their destination. He hung up happily.

"That's a tad flashy, Eiji." Syusuke pointed out, and Yuuta could only slap his forehead and bury his face in his hands. He couldn't believe his brother and friend were considering this.

"Flashy, but it'll get it done!" Eiji smiled, dialing a last number to warn Sephiroth about the explosions, "Uncle Sephiroth?"

"Yo! Eiji, what's up, kiddo?"

"Uncle Reno!" Eiji squealed, then frowned, "How come I can never call you when I actually want to? I was trying to get Uncle Sephiroth and Aunt Jean!"

"I'm magic like that, yo. Anyways, what can I do you for?" Eiji could hear Rufus yelling at the red head in the background and blinked.

"...Aren't you in a confrence?"

"Yeah. You got my cell number."

"Oh." Eiji blinked as light was shed on the situation, followed by more of Rufus yelling, then the line going blank. He shrugged. Before he could press another button, the door swung open, and Fuji took the opportunity to get his phone back. The acrobat looked at the door and squealed happily, "Mother! Daddy!"

"My poor baby!" Jenny rushed over to hug her son tightly, almost crushing him. He squeaked, and his father snuck around to the other side of the bed, looking at his leg with the cast on it.

"What happened here?"

"What did you do to my baby?" The angry mother turned accusingly on Syusuke and Yuuta. The younger of the two shrank back, while the older stood, smiling reassuringly, yet surprisingly vengefully, "We didn't do anything. He was hit by a car from a rival school. The damage is minimal, but--"

"But nothing! I'm going to kill them!" The woman's eyes were practically red at that point.

Eiji blinked, "But, Mother...Uncle Sephiroth...and Kurt and Logan..."

"Call them back and cancel it."

He pouted, this time asking before taking Fuji's phone, and going through recent calls. Sephiroth picked up the phone after the third ring, "Sephiroth. This better be good."

"Mother wants to take care of it." Eiji said glumly, and the other line went blank. He blinked, "Uncle Sephiroth?"

"...Tell her to enjoy. I'll spread the word." He could practically see the older man shuddering at the thought of the chaos to come, as the phone was hung up. He smiled up at his mother, "All done, Mother!"

She smiled before disappearing out the door. Eiji just couldn't understand why things were starting to get hazy.

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"Kikumaru-san?"

Eiji blinked a few times, the lights making his already throbbing head hurt more. He groaned and tried turning on his side, finding it impossible to do so. He looked down at his leg, finding it in a cast. Now why was that like that? He looked around, blinking in vague confusion. Fuji was next to him, worried, and Yuuta was behind his brother, looking guilty and worried.

"...What's going on?"

TBC...

...So. Yeah. If anyone's wondering how that came about, Eiji and I were pondering on how some characters looked alike (IE: Eiji and Reno) and how there aren't that many red heads in anime. Therefore. They are related. ...Promise we aren't doing that again, don't worry.

Next Chapter: Oishi's shock, Tezuka's stoic sense of humor, Fuji's vengeance. Hyotei's not going to last long, neh?