Chapter 2

Kyo's and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad DAY

Part 1

" Today is the worst day of my whole LIFE." Kyo stated grumpily, sitting on the front porch and wiping his nose with his sleeve because he didn't have a kleenex.

UM. No, I don't think so, Kyon. Don't make me go through a list of all the angsty and horrible things that happened to you.

" Well, it's the worst day of this WEEK! SO FAR!" Kyo added, because who knows when Kyo will turn into a giant smelly praying mantis-easter bunny hybrid?

" I'm so sorry Kyo-kun! If there was something I could I would!" Tohru said fretfully. Somehow it all seemed like it was ALL HER FAULT! ARGH!

" This is so stupid! How am I supposed to go to school if I don't even have my BACKPACK! I'm gonna turn into someone ANNOYING like Haru who always has to borrow pencils and sheets of paper!" Kyo moaned, because there's nothing more humiliating than THAT.

" You can borrow my pencil, Kyo-kun." Tohru said happily.

But of course, this just made Kyo feel even WORSE. Because he CARES about Tohru and for her to give him her pencil freely was just too much for his feeble mind to handle.

" No… I couldn't… AS A MAN I COULDN'T TAKE A WOMAN'S PENCIL!" Kyo screamed at no one in particular, standing up with fire raging in the background. He looked up to his good friend the roof, and then the window to his room below it. THERE… his backpack was THERE.

" I'll get that backpack!" Said Kyo, and without warning ran up to a convinently placed tree and started to scramble up it.

" No! Kyo-kun! You're sick! It's dangerous!" Tohru started to panic, while Kyo continued to climb the tree like some sort of redhead monkey.

" YAAAAAAH!" Said Kyo, jumping towards his window! Ah! Closer and closer he came! He could see inside his room! HEY! He hadn't made his bed! What if YUKI had made his bed already? But anyway… there it was! His backpack lying innocently on the floor! Kyo propeled his airborne body towards the window…

And hit his head because the window was closed! DUUUH.

" ARGH!" Kyo screamed in agony and fell down and landed in the snow with a splat.

" Kyo-kun!" Tohru cried, rushing over to make sure he hadn't broken his fool head.

" My brain… I can't feel my brain…" Kyo wailed pitifully, clutching his forehead.

" That's because it's not there." Yuki remarked sarcastically like he always does, but since Fruits Basket doesn't have a laugh track he didn't get the satisfaction of a snide remark well done.

" Shut up Yuki!" Kyo said pathetically. GREAT. Just GREAT. Kyo, now you're sick, dosed on nyquil, didn't have breakfast, not prepared for school, AND your uniform is all wet! Are you trying to kill yourself or something?

" This day CAN'T get any worse." Kyo said like the complete fool he was.

Suddenly a car horn started to beep enthusiastically. Everyone turned around to see a shiny pink convertible and none other than…

" FLUNKY!" Kureno shouted joyously, wearing big John Lennon sunglasses and a giant shiny rolex watch.

" Please, please, God no." Kyo and Yuki muttered to themselves.

" The Lone Chicken is here to pick you up and take you to school! What do you have to say to that, Flunky!" Kureno said proudly, then thrust forward his wrist with the rolex on it. " How do you like the Lone Chicken's BLING?"

" I AM NOT YOUR FLUNKY! AND THAT IS NOT BLING!" Kyo cried in an offended voice.

" SURE you're not." Kureno chuckled foolishly. " And believe me, I know BLING when I SEEN. Bling." He added in a slightly confused voice.

" Kureno… Shigure really called you to take us to school? You didn't just drive up randomly and decide to do it yourself?" Yuki asked cautiously.

" OF COURSE HE CALLED ME! What do you take me for! A FOOL!" Kureno sniffed.

" But you HATE the Mabudachi Trio! WHY WOULD YOU DO THEM A FAVOR!" Kyo growled, beyond all levels of confusion.

" AH! You see, flunky… it is BECAUSE I hate them I do them this favor, because doing them a favor filled with hatred is not doing a favor at all, therefore I am not helping them at all! I am doing the opposite! I am… NOT helping them." Kureno finished, pushing his glasses up past his nose like Ishida.

Everyone took a few seconds to reflect on this nice little piece of Lone Chicken logic.

" Very well! Now hop into the Lone Chicken's Chickmobile, and we will be off to the Flunky School!" Kureno said, opening the doors to his convertible with a little remote thing.

" It is NOT called Flunky School." Said Kyo.

" Thank you so much, Kureno-san!" Tohru cried, hopping into the car like a fool.

" Your WELCOME, Not-Flunky. The Lone Chicken's generosity knows no bounds!" Kureno chuckled foolishly. And since Kyo and Yuki couldn't leave Tohru in a car alone with Kureno, they sighed and got in too.

Just so you KNOW… because I know you LOVE to know… this is how they were sitting.

TohruKyoYuki

Kureno

Nobody wanted to sit next to Kureno, unfortunately. Not even his trusty flunky! But THAT'S okay! Kureno doesn't know the difference between someone being scared of him and someone hating him and someone in awe of him, so he just assumed they were all in awe of him.

" Now where is this… SCHOOL? Is it by the mall?" Kureno asked them after he had driven in a completely random direction for about five minutes.

" YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS!" Kyo screamed.

" EXCUSE ME! The Lone Chicken wouldn't ask this question if he KNEW where it was." Kureno gasped, bring the convertible to a stop. " Maybe if you would be a GOOD flunky and give me DIRECTIONS."

" Okay. Turn around. Then take a left until you get to the freeway." Said Yuki with a little sigh, looking out of the car like the most bored person in the universe.

" I'm sorry. I don't take orders from you." Kureno said arrogantly.

" But I'm telling you how to get to our school!" Yuki protested.

" AWK! Be quiet. I'll accept advice from my flunky, but otherwise, zip it good, Mickey. That's what I thought." Said Kureno, shaking his bling watch acround.

Kyo gave Yuki an awkward look, then sighed. " Just because I'm TELLING you this doesn't mean I'm your FLUNKY, okay?"

" Yeeees?" Kureno said in an innocent voice.

" Turn around. Take a left until you get to the freeway." Kyo said in a monotone voice.

" That's just what I was thinking!" Kureno chuckled foolishly and turned the car around. Then they drove to the freeway! It was… not exciting! Kyo was also gettng more and more of a cold because Kureno's convertible had no roof and his uniform was wet and the wind was… POWERFUL!

" Now what, Flunky?" Kureno called.

" Tell him to get off on exit 31, then take a right, and that then we'll be there." Yuki whispered to Kyo.

" Get off exit 41, take a right, and then we'll be there." Kyo repeated in a depressed voice, coughing a little bit.

" No. THIRTY-ONE." Yuki said.

" THIRTY-ONE!" Kyo told Kureno quickly.

" Too late!" Said Kureno, turning on to exit 41. " Oh well! There's a Mcdonalds here anyway."

" But… but… WE HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL!" Kyo and Yuki yelled.

" Well, the LONE CHICKEN has to get an Egg Mcmuffin!" Kureno replied hotly. " And if you don't like it you can just get over it!" And with that he pulled sharply into a Mcdonalds drive through. The line was long too with all sorts of exploding people on their early morning run before they were late for explosion.

" This sucks…" Kyo moaned.

" What would you like from Mcdonalds, Akito?" Kureno asked randomly as they sat in line.

" Akito?" Everyone said slowly. Then they turned around to look at the right of Tohru where Akito was huddled up in the corner of the seat wearing an eskimo suit! ARGH! THEY HADN'T EVEN SEEN HIM!

"…fries…" Akito said in a very creepy voice, eyeing the three of them eeriely as a dark aura surrounded him.

" Hello Akito-san!" Tohru said with a lot of sprarklies and butterflies surrounding here while Kyo and Yuki practically embraced each other to scoot as far away from Akito as possible.

" Honda Tohru-san… what are YOU doing here?" Akito said mysteriously behind his eskimo suit.

" Oh, just going to school! What are YOU doing Akito-san?" Tohru asked foolishly.

" None of your buisness! We don't need the likes of you! You can't break the curse! OMAE NO SAE DA!" Akito screamed, pointing cryptically at Tohru.

" Okay!" Said Tohru.

" Hello! This is the Lone Chicken. I would like an Egg Mcmuffin and a medium fries please!" Kureno chirped cheerfully when they reached the menu.

" LARGE." Akito said in a dangerous voice.

"…make that LARGE fries." Kureno chuckled foolishly.

" Anything else?" Asked the exploding receptionist person.

" Akito, can THEY have anything?" Kureno asked Akito, jerking a thumb at Tohru, Yuki and Kyo.

"…NO." Akito said as if he were making the decision as to if their lives would be spared or not.

" Alrighty-then!" Said Kureno and then waited patiently as a few more people grabbed their food and exploded in front of them. Finally the exploding employee handed him his food and then they were off once more!

" Here's your fries Akito!" Kureno said, handing Akito his order of fries. Akito took them and stuck one into his mouth and took about six minutes nibbling on it. The he gave Yuki and Kyo an evil look.

" It displeases me that we have to waste time getting you to your school… perhaps you shouldn't attend it anymore…" He whispered, waving his fry around ominously.

" Like ME! When I was a furling!" Kureno chuckled foolishly.

" What are you going there to become anyway, my foolish children?" Akito murmured in his lispy japanese voice, making him a lispy japanese eskimo. " What do you think you will grow up to be?"

" I want to be someone who can accept others!" Tohru exclaimed. Even though she already IS! ARGH!

Yuki wasn't so sure, so he didn't say anything. Kyo had a secret dream of being a fishmonger but he covered it up with his OTHER backup dream.

" I want to be… the P-1 Grand Champ…" Kyo said uneasily, glad he was using his BACKUP dream for Akito to crush.

" Well, I never wanted to be a Kureno… I wanted to be… a member of the MABUDACHI!" Kureno said up front in a random british accent. " Leaping from girl to girl down the halls of the mighty high school columbia! The preps! The nerds! The saucy little-"

" SHUT UP!" Akito shrieked. " Do you know what I wanted to be?"

"…no." Said everyone, certain that the answer would be depressing.

" GOD! WHO RULES OVER ALL THE PATHETIC LITTLE ANIMALS THAT THINK THEY WILL SOMEDAY AMOUNT TO SOMETHING IN LIFE, WHEN REALLY THEY'LL STAY WITH ME FOREVER! And guess what? I BECAME that God!" Then Akito cackled insanely and choked on a french fry.

" WHOA, there, Akito, calm down a bit!" Kureno chuckled foolishly.

" So you can FORGET all your dreams to be a Sailboat tour-guide and whatnot." Akito said after he managed to hack up the french fry and gave them an evil sneer. " Now have a nice day at… SCHOOL."

Everyone turned around to see Kureno had stopped in front of the school. Kyo, Yuki, and Tohru stepped out of the car and then watched Kureno and Akito drive off in the crazy pink convertible.

" See you later flunky, not-flunkies!" Kureno shouted.

" ANGST! ANGST AWAY, PATHETIC BISHOUNEN!"

" Bye Kureno-san! Bye Akito-san! WOW! Wasn't that nice of them?" Tohru exclaimed like a fool.

"…I hate my life…" Said Kyo.

" Me too." Said Yuki.

" OI!" Everyone turned around to see it was Uo-chan and Hana-chan! Yes! They were waiting obsessively at the VERY spot that Kureno dropped them off at! Why? It's… convienent! I know! It was Hana-chan's denpa powers! HURRAH!

" Uo-chan! Hana-chan!" Tohru said happily as if she wasn't expecting them to be there at all.

" Yo! Hey, Kyon… why were you riding around in a pink convertible with an eskimo and the pimp?" Uo asked in a seriously disturbed voice.

" WHY ARE YOU ONLY ASKING ME!" Kyo yelled.

" And where's your backpack?" Uo asked, showing off her OWN backpack just to jog Kyo's mind as to what a backpack was. " Did you leave it with your pimp?"

" He is NOT MY PIMP!" Kyo screamed. " I DON'T HAVE A PIMP!"

" He's your Sugar Daddy!" Uo cheered since now she was having fun.

" I don't have… a SUGAR DADDY…!" Kyo gasped in the most offended voice of all time.

" It was just family giving us a ride." Yuki explained like the boring person he is.

" YEAH!" Said Kyo, open to any evidence proving that he didn't have a sugar daddy.

" Sohma Kyo…" Hana said slowly. " Your waves… are like those of a jellyfish chopped into a million pieces and then barbecued."

Kyo just stared at Tohru's friends and wondered why he deseserved to be accused of having a Sugar Daddy and being a barbecued jellyfish all in one day.

" HEY!" Said some random guy that wasn't even a teacher. " WHY AIN'T YOU KIDS IN SCHOOL WHERE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE!"

" We're sorry!" All the kids called and ran into school like fools, except for Kyo who accidently slipped and fell down, but nobody noticed him. HA HA!

" This… this is TOO MUCH!" Kyo whined.

" I said get into school! Kick! Kick!" Said the random guy, and kicked Kyo a few times just for the hell of it, then exploded, leaving poor Kyo lying in the snow. Kyo lay and let himself take a few breaths to calm down, then slowly started towards the cafeteria to get some lunchroom breakfast! REMEMBER? He hadn't had any earlier!

" Oi! Uotani! Hanajima! Where did you guys go!" Kyo called, since he didn't really want to be alone in this time of his life. And ALSO, he needed to borrow some money.

" SHHHHHH!" Said some random nerd with a book. " I'm trying to study! And I can't with you yelling!"

" Well, SORRY." Kyo said in an embarassed voice, then looked around for his random friends that don't even deserve names we see him with sometimes. But they were nowhere to be found! And he had no money! But he was hungry! ARGH!

So Kyo did the only think a Kyo could do… he got into the lunchline anyway. He figured, HEY, they have to have some sort of school credit for people who forgot their money! That's right, Kyo. A school cafeteria would NEVER turn a hungry student away!

So Kyo got into line behind a bunch of exploding students. And not only THAT, but a lot of random people kept SKIPPING him and yelling, " SCURZE ME!" In an annoying voice! But Kyo didn't skip. Because Kazuma had always taught him even as a little furling, ' Skipping is bad.' He would have taught him a fun little rhyme to sing but… he didn't.

FINALLY, after like… FIVE people skipped him, Kyo reached the lunch part of the lunch line. He got his paper tray and his plasticware, and then he decided what to get! NOT! He didn't have a choice. With cafeteria food, there ARE no choices. You merely take what you are given and are GRATEFUL that you're almost out of that godforsaken line! So Kyo got a bagel with no flavor and a piece of ham. How a bagel and a piece of ham go together to form a healthy breakfast is BEYOND me, but at least it was something.

Then he got some fruit juice! It was pineapple apple! MMMMMM. Kyo put his pineapple apple next to his bagel and piece of ham, then shuffled his way up the lunch lady. Her name is Lunch Lady Fran, and she's normally a pleasant woman, but today her car had a flat so she isn't in the BEST of moods.

" What?" Lunch Lady Fran asked when Kyo just sort of stood there uneasily.

" Uh… I don't have any lunch money." Said Kyo, just now realizing how retarded he looked.

" Well, did you go and wait through the line and get a tray and food JUST to tell me that?" Lunch Lady Fran asked in a sarcastic voice.

"…no…" Kyo said sulkily, aware of all the students watching him and his rebellious orange head. " I just… don't have any money."

" And you expect us to just GIVE you food anyway?" Lunch Lady Fran demanded.

" Kind of." Said Kyo. " I'd pay you back!" He added earnestly when Lunch Lady Fran gave him the evil lunch lady eye.

" Oh, SURE. I've heard THAT one before. No way. Who do you think you are?" She added.

" YEAH! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!" Everyone behind him yelled.

" Freak!" Added some guy in a really deep voice.

Kyo started to yell back, but then coughed really hard instead. Lunch Lady Fran practically threw herself over the tray as if it were a bomb and almost knocked Kyo down.

" Oh, NO, you don't!" Said Lunch Lady Fran. " You're not contaminating this food and then getting it free!"

" I don't WANT to do that! I'm sick!" Kyo exclaimed.

" Sick freak!" Yelled that guy with the deep voice.

" You're not getting one past old Fran! So unless you can find someone to lend you a dollar in FIVE seconds, I'm going to confiscate this food and give it someone who can PAY for it!" Lunch Lady Fran said.

Kyo turned to the person in line next to him. " Can I borrow a dollar?" He asked.

" IMPOSHIBIBBLE!" Shoopuf Dude cried in a flabbergasted voice.

" FIVE!" Said Lunch Lady Fran. " That's it! Get out of line!"

" Yeah, get out of line, punk!" Called some guy with a squeaky voice.

" FINE!" Kyo yelled, throwing up his arms in disgust. " JUST FINE!"

" You want to get an attitude with me, sonny boy? Then YOU put this juice box back up." Lunch Lady Fran said irritably, shoving the pineapple apple juice back into Kyo's hand.

" But… I have to squeeze through all those people…" Kyo said uneasily. And if he squeezed against a GIRL… ARGH! It's just so crazy I can't even imagine it!

" Then go to the END of the line." Said Lunch Lady Fran. Not seeing any other alternative, Kyo sighed and marched to the end of the line. Now he was going to have to go through that stupid lunch line ALL OVER AGAIN. MAN!

As he was stepping along, who should Kyo see but HARU! Standing right next to the juice box section! Haru was eating his bagel before he got to pay for it like a foolish child! GEEZ! I guess that toaster strudel wasn't enough for a cow like him and his THREE STOMACHS!

" Hey, Haru. Hey!" Kyo whispered when Lunch Lady Fran wasn't looking. Haru turned his head slowly and looked at Kyo as if that had been the first time he had ever seen him in his entire life.

" Put this juice box up!" Kyo hissed, trying to pass it along to Haru.

" No thanks. I already have a juice box." Haru replied, not really listening.

" NO! Put it UP!" Kyo pressed, but then stopped when Lunch Lady Fran looked over to him suspicously.

Kyo likes me a little TOO much, Haru thought to himself and moved up in line. Kyo gritted his teeth and took a few hoot breaths, then continued to wait in that never-ending line. FINALLY, he reached the juice box section, plopped it in there, and Lunch Lady Fran gave him a nod of approval.

" BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING!"

Just so you know, that was the school bell. Kyo didn't randomly go insane or something.

" Oh no! I'm going to be late!" Kyo exclaimed outloud like a fool, and started to run for his class. UNFORTUNATELY… it was on the SIXTH floor! MWHAHAHAHA! MWHAAHAHA! HA!

But Kyo had a PLAN! He was going to use that elevator reserved for teachers and cripples! SECRETLY! Looking both ways to make sure no one was watching, Kyo ran up to the elevator and pressed the button.

HURRY! YOU STUPID ELEVATOR! Kyo yelled mentally.

EXCUUUUSE ME, CAT! The elevator replied mentally. Then it went DING-DONG, and opened. And WHO should be there but… Security Fred! Also know as… part-time SCHOOL security Fred! GASP!

" What do you think you're doing, you? Trying to use this elevator when you are neither a teacher OR a cripple?" Security Fred demanded.

DAMN! I've been caught in the act! Kyo thought to himself mentally.

Sho' nuff. The elevator observed.

" Well? ANSWER Security Fred when he ASKS you a question!" Said Security Fred, jabbing one finger at Kyo angrily. " Do you know the consequences for trying to use an elevator when you are not SUPPOSED to?"

"…no…" Said Kyo in a slow resentful way.

" You must do TWO HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE!" Security Fred yelled at the top of his lungs. " And you will NOT like it! BECAUSE NOBODY DOES!"

" Well why are YOU using the elevator? You're not a teacher!" Kyo snapped, mind racing for a way to avoid that terrible threat of community service.

" I broke my leg in a skiing accident!" Security Fred chuckled like Kureno, showing off his cast. Kyo took one look at it and then went zooming up the stairs as fast as he could.

" HEY! COME BACK HERE, RED! YOU HAVEN'T RECEIVED YOUR PUNISHMENT YET!" Security Fred called as Kyo zoomed up the stairs and towards his classroom, painfully aware of the nearing sound of the TARDY bell.

I can go the distance! Kyo cheered himself on as he galloped down the hall and inspirtational music began to play, and the door seemed to fly closer and closer and the doorknob got shinier and shinier. Kyo locked his hand over the doorknob and flung the door open, then leaped inside and slid across the floor just as the bell rung.

" I MADE IT!" Kyo yelled, crashing into the wall. Then he jumped up and looked around victoriously as all the students in their desks just stared at him.

" You're not sitting down. Get a tardy pass." Said Mayuko, not even looking up from the magazine she was reading at her desk.

" ARGH!" Said Kyo. " Since when is that a rule!"

" I dunno. It just seemed like a good idea. Bye now." Mayuko said with a little smile. Kyo bit back words he knew would only hand him in more trouble and then stomped ALL the way back down to the tardy office, since everyone knows the tardy office is always on the first floor.

On the way there, Security Fred hobbled over to him and thrust a sheet of paper at him. " LOOK!" He demanded. " THIS is your punishment for attempting to ride an elevator AND for running away while Security Fred was trying to talk to you!"

" FIVE HOURS at Pappy Go Happy OLD FOLKS home!" Kyo groaned. ARGH! OLD PEOPLE! THE WORST KIND OF COMMUNITY SERVICE!

" That's right, ginger pudding and pie. Maybe THAT will teach you something about abusing crippled people! Now sign my cast." Security Fred added, pointing at his cast.

Kyo paused and gave Security Fred a weird look. " Why should I sign your cast?"

" Because I SAID so. Go on. Do it." Security Fred continued, sticking out his leg with a cast.

" I have to get a tardy…" Kyo said awkwardly.

" SIGN IT!" Security Fred bellowed.

So Kyo signed the cast, ' Get well soon. From Kyo Sohma.' And he felt like the biggest dork in the entire planet. Then he took his paper telling him that he had to go to Pappy Go Happy Old Folks Home and stormed off into the office to get his tardy slip. Once he had his little pink ticket back to hell, he dragged himself up the stairs again to Mayuko's classroom. And by now he was coughing and tired and very sick, not to mention weak from all the starving and running and freezing.

" TOOK you long enough." Said Mayuko, erasing the chalkboard. " You missed the bellringer. I guess I'll just have to put a zero down."

ARGH! NO! NOT THE BELLRINGER! THAT'S AN EASY 100! GRRR!

" Marshas fraches smaches matches…" Kyo grumbled to himself in a chuckle-inducing manner and stomped off to his desk until to find… that it was already taken. By none other than HATSUHARU. Sohma.

By now, Kyo was too tired to even do anything but stand there and stare at Haru with his mouth open. Haru twiddled his thumbs and pretended not to notice Kyo until finally he couldn't stand the tension anymore.

" What?" Haru asked.

" You're sitting… in MY seat." Kyo stated, as if Haru had broken the desk into a million pieces.

" I don't see your name written on it." Haru replied non-menacingly, an innocent look on his face.

" IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE WRITTEN ON IT! THIS IS MY SEAT! AND WHY THE HELL IS HARU IN THIS CLASS ANYWAY!" Kyo yelled.

" The Shadow card piled all of our desks into a big stack so we have to come to your classroom today!" Momiji called from a desk next to Tohru.

" YOU'RE here too!" Kyo gasped as if he had never been so offended in his life.

" YEP!" Momiji cheered. " And so is Rin!"

OH MY GOD! Everyone stared at Rin who was just sitting there RANDOMLY and MYSTERIOUSLY. Why was SHE here? She's not in the tenth grade! Or the eleventh grade! SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO TO THIS SCHOOL AT ALL!

ARGH! DAMN YOU MYSTEROUS HORSE! Now I have to come up with an excuse… Uh, Rin was there because her school had been flooded… and so they automatically sent her to Kaibara High School and she just so happened to get this class… yeah… what a coincidence… small world, huh?

…

" HARU'S SITTING IN MY SEAT!" Kyo exclaimed, having taken in all this information, and deciding he was still mad about it.

" It's not his fault you missed class because you were off with your boyfriend in the pink cadillac." Uo muttered to herself in front of Haru. Because her desk is in front of Kyos. Which is now Harus. But it's really Kyos.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUH.

" Kyo has a BOYFRIEND!" Everyone gasped, including Momiji and Haru. Then they started to sing the infamous K-I-S-S-I-N-G song only replacing tree with pink cadillac.

" I WASN'T…SENSEI! THIS GUY TOOK MY CHAIR!" Kyo whined, waving his hand in the air like a fool.

" What you do in your personal time is none of my business. Now sit down and shut up." Mayuko said boredly, just letting all this chaos play out.

" I DON'T DO ANYTHING IN MY PERSONAL TIME! THAT'S MY SEAT!"

" I was here first." Haru said innocently.

" I was here FIRST! I WAS HERE A WHOLE YEAR BEFORE YOU!" Kyo screamed, rapping one fist in front of Haru threateningly.

" Alright, orangie, that's enough. Skidaddle to an empty seat… or skidaddle to DETENTION. Your choice." Mayuko said crossly.

Kyo didn't really want to skidaddle anywhere, but he REALLY didn't want to skidaddle to Detention so he gave Haru a death glare which Haru didn't notice, and marched off to find a seat in which to sit his little behind in.

UNFORTUNATELY… Momiji had taken the empty seat next to Tohru. And random exploding freshman had taken the spots next to Kyo's random buddies that don't even deserve to have names. And there was an empty seat by YUKI, and there's no way KYO would sit by YUKI. Why? He's the CAT!

So this left Kyo with one more option… an option many would never dare to consider… the seat next to… NERDY NEO.

Whether his name is actually Neo or if it is something else… is unknown. The reason for his name, actually, probably spawned from the fact that he looks like the dorkiest Keanu Reeves cosplayer ever. Why he always wears those crazy sunglasses is also unknown, just like the color of his eyes. Or why he always eats a sandwich and then a Gogurt. Or why I'm bothering to put him in this fictional story.

Nerdy Neo sat at the very back of the class, so Kyo took the long trek back to class and sat down uncomfortably next to Nerdy Neo, who was just staring ahead. Or down. Or maybe he was asleep. You can't see his eyes so you just PLAIN DON'T KNOW!

" KYON! HOW'S THE VIEW BACK THERE? NYUK NYUK NYUK!" Uo called, and then cackled evilly.

" Arisa… that's very immature…" Hana murmured as if she CARED or something.

" Yeah, but he actually gets mad." Uo pointed out as Kyo started to scream and fume at her.

" I DON'T NEED YOU GUYS! I'VE GOT… MYSELF!" Kyo called, deciding he couldn't really say that he had Nerdy Neo because… NOBODY got Nerdy Neo. Then everyone laughed at him because that's a REALLY pathetic comeback.

" It's too bad Kyo will have to be there for the rest of the semester!" Momiji said happily.

" You guys are going to be here ALL SEMESTER!" Kyo yelled.

" Yeah. And I'm going to sit here all semester too. I like it. You can look out the window." Haru said calmly, and then looked out the window. He'll be doing A LOT of that.

" I don't know how long I'll be here." Rin said mysteriously. You never know WHEN she'll be there… or here… or WHERE!

" This sucks." Kyo muttered, but nobody heard him. Except for Nerdy Neo. Or did he? Does he listen? Does he speak? DOES IT MATTER? Perhaps he's a deaf, blind, mute and I'm just too ignorant to notice.

" Alright. Everyone get out your homework."

" ARGH!"

OMAKE!

Shucks Howdy! How ya'll doin'? So sorry for the late update… NOT! Why should I be sorry? I'M the only one who doesn't have to wait unlike you guys. MWHAHAHAHAHA! And what's more… you'll have to wait even longer for the next chapter! Or maybe not. Maybe I already have it done and I'm pulling a Shigure on you.

YOU DON'T KNOW.

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Hayley: …SANGRIA!

Bigfoot: FANTA, FANTA, BIGFOOT WANTA.

Carl: …oh, THAT'S an original question. Couldn't you think up one that wasn't even in the story or can your feeble mind make up nothing of it's own?

…look out guys. Carl is nasty.

Duct Tape Kitten: If you threw Kureno off a cliff, would he fly?

Hayley: I dunno! Let's try! (grabs Kureno)

Kureno: TO INFINITY… AND BEYOND! (gets chucked off cliff)

Kureno: BUCAW-BUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaawwwww….(fades into silence)

Hayley: …

Dragon01: Where is it that Buddy Barn Guy's go? AND
How old are you? ALSO
When did Shigure start watching Blue's Clue's?

Hayley: I don't KNOW! If I did… I wouldn't write wherever Buddy Barn Guy's go. I would write… ' He went to (insert where they go here.) I am the age of a song that is sung in the Sound of Music. Shigure watched Blue's Clues… with Momiji. Or Haru. Or Akito. WHO KNOWS?

Perpetual Hysteria: Since almost all of your questions were answered… we will just tell you our favorite bands…

Hayley: Japan- Bump of Chicken, Gackt, Do As Infinity America- Counting Crows, Goo Goo Dolls, The Beatles

Bigfoot: BIGFOOT LIKE UNCLE CRACKER. BIGFOOT SWIM THROUGH YOUR VEINS LIKE FISHIES IN SEA.

Carl: How about… RETARDED QUESTION?

Genny: I'm afraid I can't even speak of those three people you asked about. It's too… painful.

Maine Coon Cat: #1: (To Hayley) WHAT'S GONNA" HAPPEN NEXT? AGH!

#2: (To Big-Foot) What's it like living with Kazuma? Do you know karate?

#3: (To Carl) ...Why can't you love

Hayley: ARGH! STAY TUNED! ARGH! ARGH!

Bigfoot: IS VERY FUN. BIGFOOT HAVE WHITE BELT. BIGFOOT SIT ON SHISHOU AND WIN.

Hayley: OO …is he alright then?

Carl: …why can't you shut up?

WELL! That about wraps it up! Good job everyone! Good job me! If this chapter seemed less random than usual it's because it's setting up a lot of random things to happen in the future. Wait… doesn't that make them not random?

Carl: Yes. (dumbass)

(growls) Quiet… you…

ANYWAY, don't forget to go on the Bleach Binge, put too much salt on your fish, then watch BBC! And send your crazy questions to the Review Crew! They can be about anything. Except what we talked about earlier. And Janine… oh, Janine… If only you would ask again, I would put that crazy girl in this story.

Ja!