I have decided just to inform everyone that I will not be continuing this fanfic. That's right, it's over. Yes, it did not have a clear ending, but if it makes you feel any better, I didn't have a clear ending in mind. OH WELL!
But since I love you all so much, and will sue me if I don't include an actual STORY in a chapter, then here is an ending anyway. ENJOY!
Hatori stumbled down the stairs, where several more syndicate members had gathered to witness the bloodbath. They tensed at the sight of the man, let their fingers tighten around the holsters of their guns. But the man just smiled, as if he couldn't see them at all. Smiled as if staring into a faraway dream.
" Buh…" Hatori mumbled, flecks of blood flying from his lips, but also smiling contently. He raised his finger up, and cocked it, like one would a gun. He closed one eye, but no one saw because his hair obstructs one eye from vision and at the risk of suddenly ruining the dramatic atmosphere, we quit talking about it.
" Bang." Hatori sighed, then fell to his knees. A choir came out and started singing. And some credits rolled. And rolled. And rolled some more. And the camera zoomed out and out and out until you saw space, and then a star, and then you were like, Oh My God, Best ending ever.
THE END
…
Hayley: Oh My God, I am a genius.
Hatori: …
Hayley: I need to write this in somewhere.
Hatori: …you're kidding, right?
Hayley: Seriously, Haa-san, get me a notebook, we're making magic happen.
Hatori: …I'm just going to go… do something else now.
Hayley: Yeah, you do that.
Hatori: I will.
(awkward silence)
Hayley: I LOVE YOU HATORI!
Hatori: (walks away)
Hayley: (Cloud shrug) OH WELL!
Kureno: (comes out of nowhere dressed in glamour rock star) DON'T STOP… BELIEVIN'-
Hayley: Too late.
Kureno: NOOO! MY GRAND FINALE!
Hayley: Kureno, it's time for you to get in character.
Kureno: NOOOO! BUT I'M SO BORING THAT WAY!
Hayley: I know, sweetie. I know
The End (for good)
Kureno Chuckle Count: 12
Jay and Silent Bob Will Return in Shoopuf Society
See You, Space Shoopuf…