It has been so long since I last worked on this story, and I thought that I would add to it. However, I realized that I had forgotten the character I created. And so, to continue on this story and make it even worse that it could possibly already be, I decided to read only the first chapter and the last few sentences of the last one to continue, and make it even more "wtf?" inducing.

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Hiei woke up with an excruciating headache that morning. His memory was fuzzy, and he had the feeling that something foul was lurking about. Something foul that smelled an awful lot like jasmine mixed with green tea and mint sparkles, whatever that meant.

It was then that he realized he was sleeping in an unfamiliar room, decorated with more elaborate trim than he ever wished to see in his sleeping chambers, on a rather comfortable bed. Perhaps he wouldn't mind the comfort of the bed if it would dawn on him just what in the hell he was doing there.

He got out, and looked around for his sword. It was lying on top of a bureau with a mirror, a rather decorated mirror, in a dimly lit room. He grabbed it immediately, and then opened the door to look around. The last thing he could remember was walking through the woods as some sort of plot device with his companions before he woke up in that disgusting room.

Maybe his comrades were in the... well, wherever the hell he was, someone was dead. He peered around the corners before he spotted a rather weird looking creature that was horribly unfamiliar, but she felt like a fuzz in his memory that he couldn't quite stab just yet.

Her hair was too goddamn silky, he noted. Even Youko Kurama and Karasu put together didn't have hair that silky, so something was wrong. He accessed that, due to the color of her eyes, she was probably a very vain demon. That was the last kind of bitch he needed to run into right now.

He turned around as the girl approached him. "Hiei?" she asked, her high pitched voice ringing through the air. Actually, he found the high pitch rather annoying despite the lack of flaws in it. It was still goddamn annoying.

He wanted to rip her throat out for using his name when he had no idea who she was, but as Kurama had advised him, he should learn to control his temper. That wench would be some practice, he supposed, but he still could not knock off a haughty response.

"What is it?" he inquired.

"Well... it's just... I thought that we could have some alone time together, and stroll through the garden outside," she said.

Stroll through the garden? Who did she think he was, some lovesick teenage boy with an overdose on hormones? Hell no.

"Why?" he managed to pull out without biting her head off. It was quite the record, and it made him rather proud with himself. Perhaps he should try this "patience" thing more often. Except, now the idea if waiting to destroy her made it seem all the worthwhile.

She tiled her head at him playfully. "Well, I wanted to show you my new phoenix companion. His name is Lucifer." As she held out her hand, a small fiery red phoenix flew over to her and landed on her arm.

Hiei blinked. What the hell was going on in this madhouse? The girl did not seem to notice his reaction, and she smiled back at him.

"I also found out what name I want you to call me by. I want you to call me Chryihstahllie." (pronounced like "Crystal")

It was now that he drew out his sword. He could not wait any longer. This annoying twit had to die.

Chryihstahllie was taken aback by his brash actions. She gasped, as her phoenix friend Lucifer flew to the ground, and covered her mouth. "Hiei! What is the meaning of this?"

At that moment, Kuwbara, Kurama, and Yusuke burst out of the other doors of the hallway.

"Kurama! Yusuke! Baka! Hiei is acting so strangely!" she called out to them. They came to stand behind Hiei, staring at her.

Kurama smirked as he looked back at her. "Actually, he is acting rather normal now. In fact, we all are now that the spell has been broken."

Chryihstahllie gasped again. "What? No, that's impossible! How could that ever happen." Kurama was quite happy to answer her question.

"You see, the the enchanting aroma that you used to lure in men is most powerful after the rain. The only problem is that in foggy weather outside of the cloud of influence from the Mary Sue, the mist becomes diluted with normal mist. Once the body recognizes the foreign substance as an ailment, it expels it from the body."

She stared at him confused. "How on Earth did that ever happen?" Kurama chuckled.

"In the elaborate facade you developed in your mansion, you had every room with its own elaborately decorated window. The water vapor from outside easily accessed the indoors."

Chryihstahllie reached into her side pocket in the form of a stylish pouch, which was conveniently added to her garb this morning, and pulled out a perfume bottle containing the jasmine mixed with green tea and mint sparkles extract, however that is managed to be pulled off. Hiei narrowed his eyes at her.

"Make one more move, and I will kill you." Her bottom lip trembled.

"But... but... what about all of those precious moments that we shared together?" She was on the verge of tears, which only made the four of them more disgusted.

"Hiei, just kill her already before I do," Yusuke said as he eyed that thing with a desire to highly injure it.

"Heh. I don't need to be told." With a very swift motion, and in a very small instant, the Mary Sue took her last breath...