(Disclaimer – I don't own twilight, new moon, or any of their characters. Stephenie meyer does.)

(A/N: I know, kind of out of character, but I hope that it's funny!)

I was barely able to refrain from collapsing on the floor with laughter. Edward wasn't doing much better. I was laughing so hard that I was shaking, and everything around me seemed to be doing the same. I could hear the entire cafeteria burst into laughter as we walked out. I guess we hadn't been very discrete about our performance. Maybe public humiliation would be enough to get Mike to lay off. Then again, probably not.

As soon as we were outside I could feel myself about to collapse with laughter. Just before I fell to my knees Edward scooped me up in his arms. I'm not sure how much good that did. Now everything looked like it was shaking twice as hard because of Edward's added turbulence.

We reached the Volvo, and Edward somehow managed to open my door and set me inside by himself. He walked around the front of the car and hit his head while getting in. I couldn't help but laugh harder at this.

We laughed uncontrollably long enough that we were still letting out bellows of laughter as people filtered out of the cafeteria. They were still laughing too. They seemed to laugh harder as they noticed that Edward and I were in his car about to die from lack of oxygen (well, one of us). Mike and Jessica stalked out trying to avoid the crowd. They had their hoods up and heads down and were walking pretty fast. They were still noticed.

Everyone pointed and laughed. Usually when people point and laugh they usually shout something too, but no one shouted anything at them. I wasn't sure why. Either because they were laughing too hysterically to sputter out words, or they weren't sure of what to say. What do you shout a two people who threw themselves at an obviously-in-love couple who clearly loathed them. Words just can't describe it.

Jessica and Mike only looked up once – to look at Edward and I. Jessica just glared. It was possibly the coldest glare I've ever been given. Mike gave me an incredulous look – like he couldn't believe that I chose Edward over him. He seemed to reevaluate Edward, and seemed sure that I had made the wrong decision. I just shook my head and he rolled his eyes like he thought I was kidding. I found both of their expression unbelievably funny. So did Edward.

We didn't even bother asking each other if we were going to skip the next class. It was clear that class wasn't even a possibility. First of all, Mike's in our next class. Secondly, we were both sure that we wouldn't be able to help bursting out in laughter in the middle of the class.

Our trembling in laughter died down to chuckling lightly and a little bit of uneven breathing, eventually.

"Did you see Mike's face?!" Edward exclaimed, finally capable of speaking.

"He looked like… like I had a third eye and four arms!" I laughed heavily. I

couldn't seem to put his expression into words. Shock, dumbfounded, disbelief, utter stupidity. None of them seemed to sum up his hilarious expression just right.

"And Jessica!" Edward let out another round of beautiful laughs. "Now that was funny. She just can't get a clue!"

"I'm going to have to talk to Jessica about that." I muttered, mostly to myself. Edward wasn't supposed to hear it, but of course he did.

"Bella, let's not be rash… I've had to deal with Mike."

"But is Mike your 'best friend'?" He shuddered at the thought of being best friends with Mike. He composed himself and then opened his mouth to try and talk me out of getting angry at Jessica. However, words didn't come out. He knew just as well as I did that your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend is off limits. Jessica crossed the line. I decided to keep the spirit light – for now.

"Neither can Mike." I said, picking up where our conversation had been. I rubbed my sides where his arm had been around me. "Eww he touched me!" I said in the voice of a second grader who still believed that boys had cooties.

"Oh and when they came out of the cafeteria! Mike still had that stupid look on his face!" He paused to let out short string of laughs. "And Jessica, I swear she looked like she was going to kill us!" As he laughed at his own comment, something in the back of my head suddenly brought a smile to my face.

"What exactly were they thinking?"

"At the beginning, Mike seemed so sure of himself. 'I knew Bella liked me more than Cullen. It was almost too easy – all I had to do was wait. Then my charm and good looks just did their jobs. Cullen didn't have a chance.' It was hilarious after you walked back to me. He didn't have a single thought running through his head. I almost thought I heard crickets in the background." He and I laughed together at Mikes stupidity, both of us wondering when exactly he was going to catch on.

"And Jess?" I prompted.

"Bella, does Jessica have some crazed obsession with fairytales or princess?"

"I don't think so, why?"

"Well, when Jess heard that you were going to leave me for Mike – you know, when she jumped up by my side – she kept on thinking 'I'll finally have my prince charming and happily ever after…'"

I erupted into an uncontrollable laughing fit. An eighteen year old girl that I've known for a year is a fairytale-fanatic. How did I miss that!

In our laughter, I remembered something that I absolutely needed to bring to Edwards attention.

"Edward?" I called for his attention.

"Yes Bella?"

"You were wrong!" I shouted loudly, pointing at him to add emphasis.

First his brown knitted in confusion, and then he seemed – scared. Is he honestly scared about being wrong? Such a typical guy thing.

"About what?!" he demanded. I giggled childishly, and shook my head. I was going to have a little fun with this.

"Bella, tell me!" I shook my head again and giggled teasingly in an I-know-something-you-don't-know-manner.

"Fine, then you're probably just lying." He decided, seemingly relieved that he hadn't been wrong about anything.

"I'm not lying!" I defended, and chuckled.

"Well then what was I wrong about?!"

I paused for dramatic effect, flipped my hair and said in a very serious tone, "You said that I can't act." He stared at me for a moment in disbelief – and then we broke out in laughter again. When we calmed down a little, Edward leaned in. He kissed me softly on my lips, then pulled away.

"Miss Swan, I'm terribly sorry that I ever doubted your acting abilities." He said in a formal voice.

"Mr. Cullen, you are forgiven."

He kissed me on my forehead, and mumbled against my skin. "Silly Bella. At least you're mine."

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-I WILL EITHER MAKE ONE MORE CHAPTER, THAT'S PART MIKE'S POV, PART JESSICA'S

-I COULD MAKE TWO MORE CHAPTERS, ONE IN MIKE'S POV, AND ONE IN JESSICA'S

-I COULD MAKE IT LONGER, WHERE JESSICA AND MIKE TRY TO GET REVENGE ON BELLA AND EDWARD

-OR I COULD MAKE IT LONGER, WHERE JESSICA AND MIKE TRY TO WIN BELLA AND EDWARD BACK

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